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MAN: I ask you now to
pronounce judgment...

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on those accused.

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On this...

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This mindless aberration,
whose only means of expression...

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are wanton violence
and destruction.

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On the woman, Ursa...

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whose perversions and
unreasoning hatred of all mankind...

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have threatened even the
children of the planet Krypton.

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MAN: Finally, General Zod.

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Chief architect of this
intended revolution...

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and author of this insidious plot to
establish a new order amongst us...

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with himself as absolute ruler.

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The decision of the
council will now be heard.

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<i>Guilty.</i>

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<i>- Guilty.
- Guilty.</i>

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<i>Guilty.</i>

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The vote must be
unanimous, Jor-El.

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It has therefore now
become your decision.

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ZOD: You alone will
condemn us if you wish...

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and you alone will be
held responsible by me.

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ZOD: You will bow
down before me, Jor-El.

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I swear it.

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No matter that it takes an eternity,
you will bow down before me!

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Both you...

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and then one day... your heirs!

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ZOD: You will bow
down before me!

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URSA: Forgive me!
ZOD: I'll be back!

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URSA: Forgive me!

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[EXPLOSION]

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<i>JOR-EL: Your mother Lara has sent you
three blankets, of red, yellow and blue.</i>

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<i>Their protection will
ensure your strength.</i>

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[SCREAMING]

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[EXPLOSION]

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LEX: It's kryptonite, Superman. A
little souvenir from the old hometown.

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You were great in your day,
Superman. But it just stands to reason...

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when it came time
to cash in your chips...

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this old, diseased maniac...

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would be your banker.

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Mind over muscle.

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Aah!

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Why did you kiss me first?

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It... I didn't think
you'd let me later.

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Stand aside, now.

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URSA: Aah!

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[SCREAMING]

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Free!

47
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Nice fresh melons. Nice fresh
melons. Get them fresh here.

48
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Good for the cooking,
huh? Look at this, the best.

49
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MAN: "Lex Luthor's scheme
bombs. Superman saves nation.

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00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:17,028
Master criminal draws harsh
sentence. Exclusive story by Lois Lane.

51
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Photographs by James Olsen."

52
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Ahh, Luthor, you
never looked lovelier.

53
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,035
Lois, terrific job.

54
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- Thanks, chief.
- Great story, really great.

55
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,539
Hey, good morning,
chief. You're late.

56
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Yeah, Miss Lane, that's a
great story. One of the best.

57
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:36,130
Jimmy, usually a picture isn't worth a
thousand words when I write the story...

58
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but in this case,
congratulations.

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- Yeah, thanks a lot.
- Yeah.

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There's Mr. Kent. Bet he wishes
he'd been around when it all happened.

61
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Clark, he's never around
when Superman appears.

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Poor gUY-

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- You got a page in the front?
- Yeah.

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00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,784
JIMMY: Miss Lane
got the best story.

65
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,085
Good morning, Lois.

66
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,754
Hm. Hi.

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[WHISTLES]

68
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PERRY: Lane, Kent, get in here!

69
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,546
Now, see, Jimmy,
you got me in trouble.

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- We were talking.
- So long. A big mistake.

71
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,053
Next time, don't do that to me.

72
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,931
- Good morning, Lois. How are you?
- Oh, I'm just super. Thanks.

73
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,850
- Good morning, Mr. White.
- |'m super.

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- Yeah, morning. You're late, Kent.
- I know. I'm sorry, Mr. White.

75
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,814
- I got stuck in traffic.
- Oh, that's a new one.

76
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- Excuse me?
- I mean, as opposed to:

77
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"| was stuck in a phone booth" or "|
got locked into the men's bathroom."

78
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,114
What are you talking
about? I'm sorry I was late.

79
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If you two wanna bicker, I
have just the assignment for you.

80
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You'll pose as a honeymoon couple to
get an expose on the newlywed racket-.

81
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:36,167
Some of those hotels are bilking those
poor kids for every cent they can get.

82
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Real human-interest stuff. Make
your Aunt Hattie cry her eyes out.

83
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,882
- Um, newlyweds?
- That is a great idea, Mr. White.

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00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,677
- I'm sorry, but I'm in the middle of...
- I mean, it wouldn't take long-.

85
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:51,349
We could just fly right up there
and zoom back down again.

86
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,810
No, Superman?

87
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:57,146
If he'd give you two a ride, maybe
we could save a couple bucks.

88
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,816
I gotta see young Olsen.
Six lousy photographs...

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00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:04,404
- and he's hitting me up for a raise.
- Excuse me. Mr. White? Could we talk?

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00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,114
Darn.

91
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,951
You look like the cat who
swallowed the canary this morning.

92
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:13,955
A canary? No, actually I was
thinking of something bigger...

93
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something that flies,
something more in blue.

94
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,502
Lois, as usual, I'm
totally in the dark...

95
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,922
Let me just turn on
the lights for you then.

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00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,884
- Get the picture?
- Mm.

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00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:32,014
I didn't put this together until this
morning. Which is really strange...

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because a good reporter isn't
supposed to let anything slip by her.

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00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,187
Mm. Well, that's
very amusing. Yes.

100
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,814
- Excuse me.
- Amusing?

101
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:43,253
Yes, sirree, that's...
That's very amusing.

102
00:15:43,265 --> 00:15:44,360
Amusing, huh?

103
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Tall, broad shoulders...

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dark hair.

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00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:54,245
Gotta give you credit,
you really had me fooled.

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And I'm nobody's fool...

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Superman.

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00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,377
Superman?

109
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:05,715
You mean you think I'm Superman?

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- Willing to bet my life on it.
- Lois, you know, you are priceless.

111
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,638
Really. That is the single
most ridiculous thing I've ever...

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00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,893
- Lois, what are you doing?
- You wouldn't let me die, Superman.

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[SCREAMING]

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[YELLING]

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[CROWD SCREAMING]

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MAN: Oh, God.
- Help her out. Help her out.

117
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,773
- Clark!
- Lois, what have you done?

118
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,776
Clark, the... You're not...

119
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,156
Hey, Clark, you seen Lois?

120
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:15,451
<i>Uh, um, oh.</i>

121
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,453
She just stepped
out for a minute.

122
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,500
[ALARM BUZZING]

123
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,890
This is how it ends for the
greatest criminal mind of our time.

124
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,309
Not with a whimper,
not with a bang.

125
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,020
How do they choose
to reward Lex Luthor...

126
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,147
the greatest
genius in this world?

127
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:49,193
Do they give him glory or treasure?
What, matter of fact, do they give him?

128
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:53,489
Life plus 25,
Luthor. Get to work.

129
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,413
Don't feel bad, Mr. Luthor.
It almost worked.

130
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,416
I mean, California almost
fell down, right in the ocean.

131
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,376
Millions of people
was almost killed.

132
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,754
If it hadn't been for that guy
Superman, that overgrown Boy Scout.

133
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,174
- I want my Liberace record back tonight.
- Tonight?

134
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:17,388
What do you do with a guy like that?
He flies around so fast and everything.

135
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,601
I mean, they can't even trace
that guy on that radar they got.

136
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,729
Every time they
try, he just flies off.

137
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,272
LEX: Where?
- North.

138
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,274
Why?

139
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,734
To ski?

140
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,321
Otis, every man has
his vulnerable point.

141
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,699
Some, like you, Otis,
have more than one.

142
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,826
I didn't see Superman's in time.

143
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,622
But now, through patience,
invention, and skill...

144
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,751
my little black box
is just about ready.

145
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:50,171
Oh, that little black
box in our cell?

146
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,218
That little black
box, Mr. Luthor...

147
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,680
what's it for?

148
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:05,645
That little black box goes beyond
any normal, conventional radar.

149
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,481
It tracks alpha waves.

150
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,653
Alpha waves. Yeah.

151
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,572
I could've said it tracked
<i>pasta</i> e fagioli, couldn't I?

152
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:20,368
Oh, with garlic,
Mr. Luthor. And butter.

153
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,911
<i>BOY -</i>

154
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:30,670
Those alpha waves will
take me north to his secret.

155
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:35,591
And when I have his
secret, I'll have Superman.

156
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,222
Slasher Fogelstein's
a bed wetter.

157
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,772
Slasher Fogelstein's
a bed wetter. Pass it.

158
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,196
Hi, Mr. Fogelstein.

159
00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,199
MAN 1: too fast. Can
you get the speed right?

160
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,285
MAN 2: I told you, they
installed those three weeks ago.

161
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,204
Hey.

162
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:10,334
You follow the bouncing ball for a
while. Thing's giving me a headache.

163
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:13,629
Anyway, somebody's gotta
check up on those guys.

164
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,632
Yeah, I keep on
forgetting about them.

165
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,552
How long they been
up there, 45 days?

166
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,638
The whole world's
forgotten about it.

167
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,059
Houston calling Artemis II.

168
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,688
Houston calling
Artemis II. Come in.

169
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,441
NATE [OVER RADIO]: Morning,
Houston. MAN 2: Hold on, <i>Nate.</i>

170
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,526
NATE: Yo. MAN 2: How are <i>things?</i>

171
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,779
All systems normal, Houston.

172
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,824
Andy is out doing
the geological survey.

173
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,326
MAN 4 [OVER RADIO]:
More rocks. <i>Nice.</i>

174
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,580
NATE: And cosmonaut Boris
is getting some soil samples.

175
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,332
By the way, Boris
and I are engaged.

176
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,961
I had a feeling about you guys
when I saw your Rorschach tests.

177
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,422
Just a little détente
humor there, Houston.

178
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,591
<i>MAN</i> 4 [OVER <i>RADIO]:
<i>Surface conditions unchanged?</i>

179
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,802
Well, it's mighty pretty
out there. Mighty...

180
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,015
pretty. MAN 4 [OVER
RADIO]: <i>Mighty</i> pretty.

181
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,350
<i>Right.</i>

182
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,561
<i>Uh, look, Nate?</i>

183
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,354
<i>Nate, wake up, will you?</i>

184
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,065
That's it. I'm dreaming.

185
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,526
MAN 4 [OVER RADIO]:
Artemis, come in.

186
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:21,781
Well, Houston, we seem to
have an unidentified flying object.

187
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,365
Unidentified?

188
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,160
<i>MAN</i> 4 [OVER <i>RADIO]:
<i>What does it look like?</i>

189
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,538
Well, a lot like a girl.

190
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,645
You.

191
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:56,899
- What kind of a creature are you?
- Just a man.

192
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,735
A man?

193
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:19,964
[AIR HISSING]

194
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,465
AN DY: Aah!

195
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,321
Aah!

196
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,333
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]

197
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,253
What a fragile sort
of life form this is.

198
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:27,281
NATE: Houston, come
in. Come in, Houston.

199
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,166
Come in, Houston. Come in.

200
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,001
Attempting manual liftoff.

201
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,419
Can somebody hear me?

202
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,713
Houston!

203
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,840
Aah! Oh, come on.

204
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,511
NATE: Come on, Houston!

205
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,848
Oh, no. No!

206
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,225
Somebody help me!

207
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:04,818
- Artemis, Houston calling. Come in.
- What's going on?

208
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:08,405
- I don't know. We've lost contact.
- So?

209
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,282
Well, we really...

210
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,701
Artemis, come in, please.

211
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,536
[STATIC OVER RADIO]

212
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:18,749
All right, which one of you
guys is using the hair dryer?

213
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:25,923
Strange. I tore those
metal fibers like paper.

214
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:30,052
And what he did was amazing.

215
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:34,640
- Something is happening.
- Yes, to all of us.

216
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:41,063
The closer we come to an
atmosphere with only one sun...

217
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,065
a yellow sun...

218
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:47,194
the more our molecular density
gives us unlimited powers.

219
00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:49,154
They come from there.

220
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,323
A place called Houston.

221
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:55,995
Then we will go
there too... to rule.

222
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:59,123
Finally, to rule.

223
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,343
MAN: Three-eighty-two, out.

224
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,596
Three-eighty-three, out.

225
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:17,641
Three-eighty-four, out.

226
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,936
Three-eighty-five, out.

227
00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:26,608
Lights out, Luthor.

228
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,445
I said, lights out.

229
00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:35,701
You guys are about 10 seconds
away from solitary, you know that?

230
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,830
I told you to...

231
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,473
Freeze, freeze.

232
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,151
[CHATTERING ON TV]

233
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,257
OTIS: Mr. Luthor.

234
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,095
- How we gonna get over that wall?
- How'd we get in?

235
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:39,473
- We flew in here, remember?
- That's how we'll get out.

236
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,975
Oh, no, not that guy.

237
00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:43,352
VOICE: Psst.

238
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,523
Did you just go "psst"?

239
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:50,859
I wish I had, Mr. Luthor,
before we left.

240
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,236
VOICE: Psst.

241
00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:54,738
- Not that "psst," that "psst."
- Oh.

242
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,657
VOICE: Psst.
- Psst.

243
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:57,908
Psst.

244
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,911
- Don't go "psst" when I go "psst."
- You do it.

245
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,663
VOICE: Psst.
- Psst.

246
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:06,583
- Psst. Psst.
- Go out there and find it.

247
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:11,755
- What am I looking for?
- You'll know when you see it.

248
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:25,644
I think I found it.

249
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:32,693
What is it?

250
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:36,572
It's a ladder, you dummy.

251
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,783
OTIS: Hi, Miss Teschmacher.
- Shh.

252
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,493
Psst. Psst.

253
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:48,917
Come on.

254
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:53,338
EVE: Hurry up. Hurry up.

255
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:56,133
Come on, hurry.

256
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:59,511
Otis, hold that
ladder. Hurry up.

257
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:03,515
MAN <i>[ON</i> TV]: <i>yard line,
touchdown! Oh, what a beautiful play.</i>

258
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,435
<i>But there's a marker
downfield. It could be against...</i>

259
00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:13,025
- Come up.
- Come on.

260
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,819
Here I come, Mr. Luthor.

261
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:18,739
- Get off. Get off.
- Otis!

262
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:23,243
EVE: We're sinking!
- Get off, get off!

263
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,083
[ALARM SOUNDING]

264
00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:33,503
[DOGS BARKING]

265
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,471
Very good, Miss
Teschmacher. Very good.

266
00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:45,349
- What am I doing here? Why am I here?
- Miss Teschmacher...

267
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,392
is this a philosophy seminar?

268
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,311
- No. This is a getaway.
- No.

269
00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:50,687
- Getaway.
- Right.

270
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,899
It's ingenious. I don't know
where you got the inspiration from.

271
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,776
- I got it from you, Lex.
- Ah.

272
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,654
Hot air rises.

273
00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:00,280
[BOTH CHUCKLING]

274
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,241
Would you like to take a trip?

275
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,660
A trip? A vacation.

276
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:07,704
Lex, I can go shopping.
I can buy a bikini.

277
00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:10,290
You thought about me
in a bikini while in prison?

278
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:12,960
No, I didn't, actually.

279
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:16,380
I thought about you in a parka.

280
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:18,674
You thought about me in a parka?

281
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,093
You are sick, Lex.
You are really sick.

282
00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:23,345
That's possible.

283
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,180
[MACHINE BEEPING]

284
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,934
North, Miss Teschmacher.

285
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,269
Due north.

286
00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:33,188
Lex, north.

287
00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:36,858
That's what I said, due north.

288
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,695
EVE: That's what you said.
LEX: I know I said I said that.

289
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,613
-I just heard it. EVE: Yes, Lex.

290
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,157
LEX: Don't repeat what I
say when I say something.

291
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,493
EVE: I won't repeat what
you say. LEX: Okay, don't.

292
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,912
Well, stop repeating me.

293
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,233
Excuse me.

294
00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:24,948
If you'd like to carry Mrs.
Smith over the threshold...

295
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,908
It's sort of traditional.

296
00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,911
I can give you a hand if
you have trouble lifting.

297
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:33,582
- Oh. No, of course not.
- Honey. Thanks, I'll walk.

298
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,167
Certainly, dear.

299
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,429
LEX: Mush! Mush!

300
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:49,598
EVE: I am mushing.

301
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:54,895
LEX: North, Miss Teschmacher.

302
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:59,149
-North, north! EVE:
Yes, Lex. North.

303
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,805
Oh, you must be wrong, Lex. This
couldn't be his home way up here.

304
00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:31,681
"Wrong, Lex."

305
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:35,435
Miss Teschmacher, those are two
words we do not use in the same sentence.

306
00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:38,480
Well, it's funny
there's no front door.

307
00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:43,485
Miss Teschmacher, "funny" is a
person trying to smile without any teeth.

308
00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:45,278
[BOTH CHUCKLING]

309
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:46,947
Right.

310
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,622
EVE: All right, come
on, Lex. Come on.

311
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,666
LEX: Move out of
the way. EVE: Oh.

312
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,503
- This way.
- It's this way.

313
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:03,422
Lex, it's this way.

314
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,507
It's this way, Lex.

315
00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:09,010
- Come on. Come on.
- Get off!

316
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,472
[CHUCKLING]

317
00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:14,266
Come on.

318
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:28,196
- Fantastic.
- Fantastic.

319
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,366
It's fantastic!

320
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:38,957
The construction goes far beyond
any known architectural theory.

321
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,504
-It's beautiful-
-It's beautiful-.

322
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,381
Lex- -I'll be all right.

323
00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:48,258
No, me.

324
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,428
[BOTH GASPING]

325
00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:53,972
LEX: Why can't
you be more careful?

326
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,059
-It's beautiful- -Beautiful.

327
00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,645
- It has everything.
- Wrong.

328
00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:06,234
- Why didn't you go before we left?
- That was two days ago.

329
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,406
EVE: Be careful, Lex.

330
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:15,577
Get...!

331
00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:20,415
Frankly, I think this place
is a little boring. It's all white.

332
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:22,876
Why doesn't the guy
put up some pictures?

333
00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:25,587
Maybe some bullfighting posters.

334
00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:32,010
LEX: Don't touch anything.
EVE: Don't touch anything.

335
00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:36,598
- Ice.
- I said, don't touch it.

336
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,726
LEX: It's not ice. EVE:
It looks like a crystal.

337
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:07,921
<i>The virtuous spirit has no
need for thankful approval.</i>

338
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,298
- What the...?
<i>- Only the certain conviction...</i>

339
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:13,301
<i>that what has
been done is right.</i>

340
00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:15,679
That's the old man. He
looks just like the kid.

341
00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:18,056
- Are you the old man?
- Ask him where the bathroom is.

342
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:21,268
<i>Shh.
- Develop such conviction in yourself.</i>

343
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:22,769
Are you here?

344
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:26,982
<i>- The human heart on your planet...
- He's not</i> here.

345
00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:31,486
It's a voice from the past. That's
cute. That's really cute. Nice.

346
00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:33,655
<i>Lies, monstrous deceptions.</i>

347
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:39,494
So much for moral rearmament.

348
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:41,496
Give me another crystal.

349
00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:54,926
<i>Education crystal
108. Earth culture.</i>

350
00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:59,723
<i>A typical ode much loved by the
people you will live among, Kal-El.</i>

351
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:02,517
<i>Trees by Joyce Kilmer.</i>

352
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:04,894
<i>I think that I shall never see.</i>

353
00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:07,981
<i>A poem as lovely as a tree.</i>

354
00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:11,401
Come on, I like trees.

355
00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:14,070
So does your average cooker
spaniel. Give me another.

356
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,864
Cute.

357
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,496
<i>My son...</i>

358
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:25,665
- The man never ages.
- Never ages.

359
00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:30,962
<i>The time has come to tell you of
the darkest episode in Krypton history.</i>

360
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,882
-Now, this I wanna
hear. Unfortunately...

361
00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:37,344
<i>even on our peaceful planet...</i>

362
00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,888
<i>there have appeared
once in a great while...</i>

363
00:35:40,055 --> 00:35:43,308
<i>certain antisocial elements.</i>

364
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,060
<i>Deviants...</i>

365
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,145
<i>what you call on
Earth "criminals."</i>

366
00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:48,647
Criminals.

367
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,316
Deviants. He was
right in the first place.

368
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:54,444
<i>Though of course, we are
not a penalty planet like Earth...</i>

369
00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:58,239
<i>and these unhappy souls were almost
always successfully transformed...</i>

370
00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:01,326
- .. <i>.into</i> productive citizens.
- You never heard of Lex Luthor?

371
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:04,746
<i>There were, however,
three exceptions... Only three.</i>

372
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:07,624
<i>Who proved impossible
to rehabilitate.</i>

373
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,459
Aha. There's hope.

374
00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:11,795
<i>"JOR-EL". Non, the destroyer.</i>

375
00:36:11,961 --> 00:36:16,257
<i>Unreasoning violence
in the shape of a being.</i>

376
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:21,012
<i>Ursa. Vicious, cruel, obsessed
by a single-minded hatred...</i>

377
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,098
<i>which could never be deterred.</i>

378
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,350
<i>And the one force
that could unite them...</i>

379
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:30,105
<i>the only one whose warped genius
could harness these forces of evil:</i>

380
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:31,523
<i>General Zod.</i>

381
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,567
<i>-He</i> looks <i>kind of cute. JOR-EL:
His intended insurrection...</i>

382
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:39,072
<i>was the most painful episode
our people ever had to endure.</i>

383
00:36:39,489 --> 00:36:41,574
<i>But after a long
and terrible battle...</i>

384
00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,828
<i>peace and harmony
were once again restored.</i>

385
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:46,538
Kind of an anticlimax.

386
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:50,083
<i>We had, of course,
no death penalty.</i>

387
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,043
Sensible enough.

388
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:55,630
<i>"JOR-EL". And so they were
placed in the Phantom Zone...</i>

389
00:36:58,091 --> 00:36:59,509
[YELLING]

390
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:02,637
<i>To be imprisoned
for all eternity.</i>

391
00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:06,558
<i>I do not know what could be
done if they were to escape.</i>

392
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,477
<i>On Krypton, these
villains were uncontrollable.</i>

393
00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:14,399
<i>On Earth, each of them would
have the identical powers...</i>

394
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,068
<i>that you</i> have.

395
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,948
LEX: Think of it.
Three super villains.

396
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:24,993
All three with the
same power he has.

397
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:29,330
All three totally dedicated
to corruption, violence, evil.

398
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:34,169
They need a contact on Earth.

399
00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:37,172
Someone who felt the same
as they did, someone who...

400
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:41,760
had the same wonderful contempt for
life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

401
00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:44,721
Too true to be good.

402
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,348
Right?

403
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:49,017
[TOILET FLUSHING]

404
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:56,608
-Miss Teschmacher?
EVE: I found it.

405
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,860
I think.

406
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:02,530
- Where's Jimmy Olsen when I need him?
- Golly, isn't it beautiful?

407
00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:05,533
Yeah, it's gorgeous. Gorgeous.

408
00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,035
- Lois?
- Yeah?

409
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:12,040
Look. Everybody's holding hands.
Maybe we should hold hands too, huh?

410
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:15,293
- Here's my hand, Clark. Hold it.
- Thanks.

411
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,713
You know what?
They're afraid to let go.

412
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,800
- Why?
- They let go, straight to the lawyer.

413
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:24,844
Oh, I don't know about that.
They look kind of happy to me.

414
00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:27,388
That's because
you're blind, Clark.

415
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,307
- Oh, yeah.
- Here.

416
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,309
- No, I've got it. No, I...
- Yeah. Clark.

417
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:34,687
You've gotta look after yourself.
You've only got one pair of eyes.

418
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:36,523
- God.
- Lois?

419
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:37,857
- Now, here.
- Right.

420
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:40,902
- Don't say I never did anything for you.
- Thank you.

421
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:45,990
Son! Excuse me, please.

422
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,700
-Be careful. WOMAN:
What are you doing?

423
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:49,869
Get down! Get down!

424
00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:56,042
You embarrass me
here in front of everybody.

425
00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:01,923
Lois, did you see what almost
happened there? That little b0y...

426
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:05,760
Hey, I'm hungry. You hungry?

427
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:08,263
- Lois, you're amazing.
- Why, because I'm hungry?

428
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:12,267
No. Here you are standing in front of
one of nature's most awesome spectacles...

429
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:15,436
and you're thinking about
food. Aren't you impressed?

430
00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:19,023
Clark, once a girl's seen
Superman in action...

431
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,693
Niagara Falls kind of
leaves you cold, you know?

432
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,611
Him again, huh?

433
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,114
Oh, I'm sorry.

434
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:28,616
I have a one-track
mind, don't I?

435
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:31,953
Well, my one-track mind
is telling me that I'm hungry.

436
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,246
- Hot dog?
- Hot dog.

437
00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:34,789
Hot dog.

438
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:36,457
Could I have some orange juice?

439
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:38,751
- Freshly squeezed.
- Freshly squeezed, I know.

440
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,094
Hey, Mom. Look!

441
00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,263
Uh-huh. Yeah,
honey. That's nice.

442
00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:56,311
MAN 1: Okay, it's two
mustard and relish, and...

443
00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,064
[SCREAMING]

444
00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:01,774
Oh, my God!

445
00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:04,444
Help!

446
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,362
LOIS: Help!

447
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,824
Somebody help!

448
00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:11,159
[CROWD YELLING]

449
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:13,077
MAN 2: Do something!

450
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,500
Good.

451
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:21,252
MAN 3: Hey, Superman!

452
00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,797
Way to go, Superman!

453
00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:29,260
We got a great shot.

454
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,430
What a nice man. Of
course he's Jewish.

455
00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:37,560
MAN 4: Incredible.

456
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,403
- There you go.
- Again, again!

457
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:50,823
No, I'm sorry. Only
one ride to a customer.

458
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:54,953
- Superman. Superman, it's me, it's Lois!
- Bye.

459
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:57,330
Come here. You're gonna get it!

460
00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:00,917
WOMAN: Give me a heart
attack here- -It's me. It's Lois.

461
00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:03,252
It's Lois Lane.

462
00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:06,381
Well, hello and goodbye.

463
00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:35,159
So this is planet Houston.

464
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:39,539
A very strange surface.

465
00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:05,690
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

466
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:08,651
- Oops.
- Oh, my gosh.

467
00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:11,529
Oh, that's all right. I just
didn't hear you knock, that's all.

468
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:12,780
- Lois.
- Mm-hm.

469
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:16,451
The door wasn't even locked.
Just anybody can walk in here.

470
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,536
There you go putting
yourself down again.

471
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,539
- Oh, very funny.
- No, really, I'm serious.

472
00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:24,333
Well, anyway...

473
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,754
here, a little something for
the newlyweds' dinner tonight.

474
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,590
Pansies. Clark,
how... How different.

475
00:42:30,757 --> 00:42:33,092
Would you believe they
grow wild all around here?

476
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:35,720
You should see what they
charge for roses at the gift shop.

477
00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,764
- I'll bet, huh?
- Hm.

478
00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:40,683
- Um, you know something, Lois?
- What?

479
00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:45,354
Well, you know, in spite
of the unreality of all this...

480
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:48,816
You know, posing as newlyweds
for the sake of a newspaper story.

481
00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,027
Well, in spite of myself even...

482
00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,946
I'm kind of starting to
feel like one in a way-.

483
00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:57,700
- A newlywed, you?
- Don't see why that should be so strange.

484
00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,494
I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.

485
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,830
I mean, I'm sure there's
thousands of girls who'd...

486
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:05,124
Well, a few girls anyway.

487
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,293
- Go ahead and say it.
- Say what?

488
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:11,172
That somehow
you're not satisfied...

489
00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:13,758
being here with me. Hm?

490
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:18,805
That in some way I don't seem
to shape up very well in your eyes.

491
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:21,808
I don't have anything to
apologize for. I'm a good reporter.

492
00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:26,020
No, I'm a very good reporter.
And an even better friend to you.

493
00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:28,523
- Stand up.
- Stand up?

494
00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,274
Yeah, stand up, just for fun.

495
00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:36,405
Now, come here. Look at
yourself. Just look at yourself.

496
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:41,577
What we have here is a potentially
aggressive, dynamite guy...

497
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:43,371
who can do anything he wants.

498
00:43:43,538 --> 00:43:46,249
I mean, it's not my fault you
keep putting yourself down.

499
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,417
- Oh, yeah? How?
- Well, for starters...

500
00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:51,087
you slouch all the time.
Here, stand up straight.

501
00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:52,839
There, that's better.

502
00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:56,467
And get yourself a jacket with a
vent and shoes that don't lace up...

503
00:43:56,634 --> 00:44:00,429
and a shirt with a little color
or a pattern or something.

504
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:03,224
And a bow tie that doesn't
look like a letter opener.

505
00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:05,643
All right, Lois. All right.

506
00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:09,230
- We've been through this, haven't we?
- Yes.

507
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:14,152
I know where this is
all leading to. Um...

508
00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:17,196
And I'm sorry. I
mean, I'm sorry...

509
00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:20,241
but no matter how
hard I try, I just...

510
00:44:20,408 --> 00:44:22,952
Just... Just never will be him.

511
00:44:23,119 --> 00:44:24,495
Him who?

512
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:28,166
"Him who"? Him Superman.

513
00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:31,586
Now, I can't help the fact that
you seem to think that you love him.

514
00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:35,423
That's something I'll have to live
with. But darn it, Lois, that's enough.

515
00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:39,093
Maybe I just can't stand
the competition anymore.

516
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:42,597
And just maybe you've
been the competition all along.

517
00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:45,183
Lois, I've never been
particularly good at riddles.

518
00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,602
Let me make this
one really easy for you.

519
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:51,772
Why, with thousands of children
potentially falling off something lethal...

520
00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:55,818
a|| around the world, would
Superman be in Niagara Falls today?

521
00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:57,403
Why not the Grand Canyon?

522
00:44:57,570 --> 00:45:01,407
- Ask the child's family. They would know.
- Why is it always when I'm with you...

523
00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:05,036
until Superman appears? And
then you seem to disappear.

524
00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,880
Very conveniently,
it seems to me.

525
00:45:06,892 --> 00:45:08,956
I was out for hot
dogs. For Pete's sake...

526
00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,834
Uh-huh. When Superman appeared,
I looked at that hot dog stand...

527
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,211
and you were gone.

528
00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:14,587
- I was...
- Nowhere.

529
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:18,090
I can't help it if I
had to go to the...

530
00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:21,135
You are Superman, aren't you?

531
00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:24,805
Lois, look, we've been through
these hallucinations of yours before.

532
00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:26,682
Can't you see what
you almost did?

533
00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:29,227
Throwing yourself off a
building 30 stories high?

534
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,729
Can't you see the tragic
mistake you almost made?

535
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:35,733
Yeah, I made a mistake. I
made a mistake because...

536
00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:39,612
| risked my life
instead of yours.

537
00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:41,822
Lois, don't be insane.

538
00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:45,201
And don't fall down because you're
just gonna have to get up again.

539
00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:47,453
Lois, now, don't
be crazy now. Lois!

540
00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:01,509
It is you.

541
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:10,810
I guess I've known
this for the longest time.

542
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:15,481
You realize, of course...

543
00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:18,651
if you'd been wrong, Clark
Kent would have been killed.

544
00:46:20,528 --> 00:46:21,779
With a blank?

545
00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:27,326
Gotcha.

546
00:46:51,684 --> 00:46:54,395
A primitive sort of life form.

547
00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:04,739
Did you see that?

548
00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:08,242
Did you see what I did?

549
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,995
I have powers
beyond reason here.

550
00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:13,122
We all have them, my dear.

551
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:58,667
- Wow, this is your home?
- No.

552
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,921
Actually, I live in the city,
about three blocks from you.

553
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,716
CLARK: No, this is a
very special place for me.

554
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,177
I wanted you to see it.

555
00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,805
Listen, you warm enough?

556
00:48:12,056 --> 00:48:14,141
I guess I should be
freezing, but I'm not.

557
00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:15,935
Good.

558
00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:18,270
Come on, let me show you.

559
00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:38,416
MAN: I don't know.

560
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:42,545
From the look of them, I'll bet
$10 they're from Los Angeles.

561
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,422
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

562
00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,469
[SIREN BLARING]

563
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:55,766
Hey, you hippies, get
your butts off the road!

564
00:48:56,142 --> 00:48:59,228
I like the globe. It flashes
red like our Krypton sun.

565
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:01,856
ZOD: But not
this irritating noise.

566
00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:04,358
Make way.

567
00:49:05,192 --> 00:49:06,986
Did I hear right?

568
00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:08,946
That son of a bitch
give me an order?

569
00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:11,490
Duane, you take care of it.

570
00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:19,290
Just what in the hell do
you think you're doing here?

571
00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:21,500
What is this symbol?

572
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:23,461
Do you follow another leader?

573
00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,963
Follow the leader?

574
00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:29,508
Holy skunk sweat.

575
00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:31,844
- All right.
- A weapon of some sort.

576
00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:43,439
How the hell did you do that?

577
00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:52,531
Jesus H. Christ.

578
00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:58,454
- Mm. That was good.
- I thought we might...

579
00:49:59,914 --> 00:50:02,541
abandon the
orange juice for once.

580
00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,593
- Here, cheers.
- Cheers.

581
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:19,975
Must be tough being
Clark Kent, isn't it?

582
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:23,103
No. No, I really...

583
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:25,439
I really like it sometimes.

584
00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:27,775
Even though I do
make a fool of myself.

585
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:33,864
But, you know, if it weren't for
him, I never would have met you.

586
00:50:35,783 --> 00:50:39,245
But he is you.

587
00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:43,332
-It's kind of confusing-
-Not to me, it isn't.

588
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,211
Everything's clear.

589
00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:54,343
Until yesterday, another
middle-American town...

590
00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:55,844
Middle America had forgotten.

591
00:50:56,011 --> 00:51:00,224
But today, the population...
Exaggerated reports put it at 123.

592
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:01,809
Has increased by three.

593
00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:05,020
And these three new arrivals
bring destruction in their wake.

594
00:51:05,187 --> 00:51:07,898
As I look west into East
Houston this morning...

595
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:09,817
| see a town gripped with fear.

596
00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:13,404
WOMAN [OVER <i>RADIO]: Who's
the guy? Get that guy. Follow the guy.</i>

597
00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:17,908
<i>MAN</i> 1 [OVER RADIO]: Who's the
big guy? Okay, yeah, we've got a...

598
00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,952
<i>-You got that? ZOD: No.</i>

599
00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:26,184
MAN 2 [OVER RADIO]: That's
fine- MAN 3 [OVER RADIO]: Wiggle it.

600
00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:28,168
Who else is seeing this?

601
00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:32,172
Well, with this satellite linkup, just
about everybody. The whole planet.

602
00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:34,550
The whole planet Houston?

603
00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:38,095
Earth. The whole planet Earth.

604
00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:42,474
You may continue.

605
00:51:42,641 --> 00:51:46,312
As the extraordinary
story c0ntinues...

606
00:51:47,229 --> 00:51:49,356
- Enough of this man.
- As this extraordinary...

607
00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:52,985
If the whole planet is watching,
let's show them something interesting.

608
00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:55,863
<i>MAN</i> 4 [OVER BULLHORN]:
<i>Throw down your arms and surrender!</i>

609
00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:58,907
<i>This is an order.</i>

610
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:04,538
General Zod does not
take orders. He gives them.

611
00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:09,918
[EXPLOSION]

612
00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:13,881
[METAL CRASHING]

613
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:18,177
[GROANING]

614
00:52:26,894 --> 00:52:29,813
He was in the line of that fire
and nothing happened to him.

615
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:32,316
I haven't seen the likes
of this since Superman.

616
00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:34,985
MAN [ON TV]: <i>Yes?</i> Yes.

617
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:39,907
<i>The Newsbeat control room has informed me
that a fleet of helicopter gunships is...</i>

618
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:43,577
- Mr. President, sir, can't we...?
- There's nothing anybody can do.

619
00:52:43,744 --> 00:52:46,080
They have such powers,
nothing can stop them.

620
00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:47,665
Where's Superman?

621
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:50,918
Where is he? Why
doesn't he do something?

622
00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:04,515
MAN [OVER RADIO]: <i>Fire</i> again.

623
00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:08,268
<i>Fire again.</i>

624
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:14,983
Look. They need machines to fly.

625
00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:18,445
MAN [OVER RADIO]: Banking
now. ZOD: What bravery.

626
00:53:18,779 --> 00:53:22,783
Be nice to them, my
dear. Blow them a kiss.

627
00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:28,372
MAN [OVER RADIO]: <i>Rockets
ready. Coming in on target. Wait, wait.</i>

628
00:53:30,499 --> 00:53:31,709
<i>We're out of control.</i>

629
00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:37,131
<i>We're coming in, coming
down. Can't control it!</i>

630
00:53:37,297 --> 00:53:38,549
<i>We're coming down.</i>

631
00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,473
I win.

632
00:53:47,850 --> 00:53:49,977
I always win.

633
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:54,440
Is there no one on this
planet to even challenge me?

634
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:15,878
Come forward.

635
00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:18,130
Your general wishes to speak.

636
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:22,634
I am General Zod, your ruler.

637
00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:28,015
ZOD: Yes, today
begins a new order!

638
00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:30,726
Your lands, your possessions...

639
00:54:30,893 --> 00:54:35,856
your very lives will gladly
be given in tribute to me.

640
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:38,567
In return for your obedience...

641
00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:41,403
you will enjoy my
generous protection.

642
00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:45,449
In other words, you
will be allowed to live.

643
00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:50,954
So you are a general?

644
00:54:51,997 --> 00:54:54,166
And who is your superior?

645
00:54:54,917 --> 00:55:00,047
- I answer only to the president.
- And he will answer to me.

646
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:05,135
Or all of his cities will
end up like this one.

647
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:14,770
PRESIDENT: Thousands of hours to
create, and they defaced it in seconds.

648
00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:18,065
Imagine what they'll do
to the world if we resist.

649
00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:25,322
<i>JOR-EL: The people of your planet
are well-pleased with you, Kal-El.</i>

650
00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:29,243
<i>You have served them faithfully,
and they are grateful for it.</i>

651
00:55:31,119 --> 00:55:36,166
<i>And yet you have returned
to reason with me once again.</i>

652
00:55:38,627 --> 00:55:41,588
<i>My son, I have tried to
anticipate your every question.</i>

653
00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:43,590
<i>This was one I'd...</i>

654
00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:46,969
<i>I'd hoped you would not ask.</i>

655
00:55:50,138 --> 00:55:53,934
My attachment, um...

656
00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:59,439
the feelings which I have
developed for a certain human being...

657
00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:02,109
have deeply affected me, Father.

658
00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:03,735
<i>You cannot serve humanity...</i>

659
00:56:03,902 --> 00:56:06,738
<i>by investing your time and
emotion in one human being...</i>

660
00:56:06,905 --> 00:56:09,032
<i>at the expense of the rest.</i>

661
00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:14,037
<i>- The concepts are mutally exclusive.
- And...</i>

662
00:56:15,831 --> 00:56:20,043
if I no longer wish
to serve humanity...

663
00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:24,423
<i>Is this how you
repay their gratitude?</i>

664
00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:28,385
<i>By abandoning the weak,
the defenseless, the needy...</i>

665
00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:31,179
<i>for the sake of your
selfish pursuits?</i>

666
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:34,808
Selfish? After all
I've done for them?

667
00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:37,603
Will there ever come a time
when I've served enough?

668
00:56:37,769 --> 00:56:40,314
At least they get a
chance for happiness.

669
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,150
I only ask as much, no more.

670
00:56:43,859 --> 00:56:46,570
<i>Yours is a higher happiness.</i>

671
00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:51,116
<i>The fulfillment of your mission,
an inspiration you must have felt.</i>

672
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,661
<i>You must have felt that
happiness within you.</i>

673
00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:58,081
<i>My son, surely you
cannot deny that feeling.</i>

674
00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:01,793
No, I cannot...

675
00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:06,340
any more than I can deny the
other, which is stronger in me, Father.

676
00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,009
So much stronger.

677
00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:17,142
Is there no way then, Father?

678
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:21,730
Must I finally be denied the one
thing in life which I truly desire?

679
00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:26,193
<i>If you will not be Kal-El...</i>

680
00:57:26,568 --> 00:57:28,528
<i>if you will live
as one of them...</i>

681
00:57:29,071 --> 00:57:31,073
<i>love their kind
as one of them...</i>

682
00:57:31,657 --> 00:57:33,867
<i>then it follows that you must...</i>

683
00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:36,662
<i>become one of them.</i>

684
00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:06,775
<i>This crystal chamber...</i>

685
00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:10,988
<i>has in it the harnessed
rays of the red sun of Krypton.</i>

686
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:12,906
<i>Once exposed to them...</i>

687
00:58:13,073 --> 00:58:16,576
<i>all your great powers
on Earth will disappear.</i>

688
00:58:17,536 --> 00:58:19,037
<i>Forever.</i>

689
00:58:19,705 --> 00:58:21,748
<i>Once this is done,
there's no going back.</i>

690
00:58:23,208 --> 00:58:25,585
<i>You will feel like
an ordinary man.</i>

691
00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:29,715
<i>And you can be harmed
like an ordinary man.</i>

692
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:33,760
<i>Think, Kal-El.</i>

693
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:36,888
<i>I beg you.</i>

694
00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:39,599
Father...

695
00:58:40,809 --> 00:58:42,060
| love her.

696
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,621
<i>Think, Kal-El.</i>

697
01:00:58,405 --> 01:01:00,073
Come on. Come on.

698
01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:03,535
[YELLING]

699
01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:12,169
MAN: Look out! Aah!

700
01:01:40,488 --> 01:01:41,781
Aah!

701
01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,305
You are the one
they call president?

702
01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:07,682
I am.

703
01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:13,647
I see you are practiced in
worshipping things that fly.

704
01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:16,691
Good.

705
01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:19,736
Rise before Zod.

706
01:02:23,698 --> 01:02:26,660
Now, kneel before Zod.

707
01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:42,425
ZOD: You are not the president.

708
01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:47,514
No one who leads so many
could possibly kneel so quickly.

709
01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,474
PRESIDENT: I am the
man they are protecting.

710
01:02:50,809 --> 01:02:52,686
I am the president.

711
01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,814
I'll kneel before you
if it will save lives.

712
01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:58,024
It Will.

713
01:02:58,191 --> 01:03:00,735
Starting with your own.

714
01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:07,659
What a backward
planet this must be...

715
01:03:08,076 --> 01:03:10,912
where the men
wear the ribbons...

716
01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:13,081
and the jewelry.

717
01:03:26,553 --> 01:03:28,430
What I do now...

718
01:03:28,596 --> 01:03:31,808
| do for the sake of
the people of the world.

719
01:03:31,975 --> 01:03:35,979
But there is one man here on
Earth who will never kneel before you.

720
01:03:36,271 --> 01:03:39,566
Who is this imbecile?
Where is he?

721
01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:41,735
I wish I knew.

722
01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:47,407
Oh, God.

723
01:03:47,907 --> 01:03:49,451
Zod.

724
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:53,538
CLARK: Hey.

725
01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:56,249
You're awfully quiet over there.

726
01:03:56,458 --> 01:04:01,254
LOIS: Hm? Oh. Yeah,
I was just thinking...

727
01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:04,924
| can't believe what
you've given up for me.

728
01:04:05,759 --> 01:04:09,262
CLARK: Are you kidding? I didn't
do it for you, Lois, I did it for us.

729
01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:12,932
LOIS: See, I told you there'd
be a hot dog place somewhere.

730
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:17,062
CLARK: Okay. It sure takes
longer when you can't fly.

731
01:04:17,228 --> 01:04:18,938
LOIS: Hurry up.

732
01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:21,024
-Come on. CLARK: Okay.

733
01:04:24,235 --> 01:04:26,571
LOIS: Come on, it's
my treat. Come on.

734
01:04:28,823 --> 01:04:30,075
[HORN HONKING]

735
01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:32,660
Oh, boy, it's Mr. Wonderful.

736
01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:36,581
Thank you.

737
01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:41,544
- Do you have a men's room?
- Yeah. Right in the corner.

738
01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:44,255
- Want to sit down?
- Yeah.

739
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:47,717
Hi, what would you folks like?

740
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:51,471
I'd like a cheeseburger with
everything on it, and a Coke...

741
01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:55,308
an order of fries and
a side salad, please.

742
01:04:56,351 --> 01:04:59,354
- And for you, sir?
- I'll think about it when I get back-.

743
01:04:59,521 --> 01:05:01,064
Right. That's one
cheeseburger...

744
01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:03,983
-Steak and eggs, over easy,
coffee. LOIS: Can I have my Coke?

745
01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:05,902
Coming right up.

746
01:05:06,277 --> 01:05:09,781
- I'm sorry, that seat's taken.
- It is now, sweetheart-.

747
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:12,867
Can I buy you something to eat?

748
01:05:13,535 --> 01:05:15,245
No, thank you.

749
01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:18,456
Excuse me. I think
you're sitting in my seat.

750
01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:21,793
Your seat's in there, four-eyes.

751
01:05:23,128 --> 01:05:24,587
Oh.

752
01:05:24,796 --> 01:05:28,675
Gee, I think perhaps somebody
ought to teach you some manners, sir.

753
01:05:29,801 --> 01:05:32,303
Yeah? Well, let me
know when he comes in.

754
01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:34,973
- Look, Clark, we can just...
- Honey.

755
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:38,685
Excuse me, sir, would
you care to step outside?

756
01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:41,604
I said, excuse me, sir, would
you care to step outside?

757
01:05:42,856 --> 01:05:44,023
[CHUCKLING]

758
01:05:44,858 --> 01:05:47,610
Now, listen, Rocky, your
steak's coming right up.

759
01:05:48,194 --> 01:05:51,948
Keep it on the flame, Ron.
This is just a minute steak.

760
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:54,742
After you.

761
01:05:55,410 --> 01:05:57,287
LOIS: Clark. CLARK:
It's all right, honey.

762
01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:01,708
Clark!

763
01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:05,336
You all right, fella?

764
01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:08,256
He's gonna be fine,
just give me that.

765
01:06:08,590 --> 01:06:12,135
- Clark?
- Blood. It's my blood.

766
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:17,182
I think maybe we ought to
hire a bodyguard from now on.

767
01:06:17,348 --> 01:06:20,810
I don't want a bodyguard. I
want the man I fell in love with.

768
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,104
I know that, Lois.

769
01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:25,523
I wish he were here.

770
01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:32,906
Clark.

771
01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:37,535
Boy, you just don't have enough
sense to stay down, do you?

772
01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:48,713
LOIS: You... You...
You are no good.

773
01:06:49,422 --> 01:06:51,633
Settle down!

774
01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:54,636
I don't like your meat anyway.

775
01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:58,681
Oh, God.

776
01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,142
[GROANING]

777
01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:08,733
Clark? Clark?

778
01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:10,693
Clark, can you get up?

779
01:07:10,902 --> 01:07:13,571
- All right. Come on. I got you.
- Go slow. Go slow.

780
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,532
LOIS: Try and
get up in that chair.

781
01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:20,036
Sit down.
- I'm all right. I'm all right.

782
01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:25,083
Okay, everybody, he's all right. Just
relax. We'll have some fresh coffee.

783
01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:27,544
I'll turn the box on.

784
01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:31,214
<i>MAN [ON</i> TV]: <i>We interrupt this
program for an urgent message...</i>

785
01:07:31,381 --> 01:07:34,300
<i>from the president
of the United States.</i>

786
01:07:34,509 --> 01:07:36,844
<i>PRESIDENT [ON</i> TV]:
<i>This is your president.</i>

787
01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:41,975
<i>On behalf of my country, and in the
name of the other leaders of the world...</i>

788
01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:45,186
<i>with whom I have
today consulted...</i>

789
01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:48,481
<i>| hereby abdicate...</i>

790
01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:52,986
<i>all authority and
control over this planet...</i>

791
01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:55,071
<i>to General Zod.</i>

792
01:07:55,863 --> 01:07:57,073
Zod.

793
01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:00,785
<i>Only by strict compliance
with all his directions...</i>

794
01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:05,540
<i>will the lives of innocent
millions be spared.</i>

795
01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,667
<i>Superman, can you hear me'?</i>

796
01:08:07,834 --> 01:08:11,629
<i>- Superman, where...?
- Who is this Superman?</i>

797
01:08:11,796 --> 01:08:17,844
<i>- You'll find out. And when you do...
- Come to me, Superman, if you dare.</i>

798
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:19,637
<i>"ZOD". I defy you.</i>

799
01:08:19,804 --> 01:08:23,266
<i>Come! Come and kneel before Zod.</i>

800
01:08:25,685 --> 01:08:27,145
<i>Zod!</i>

801
01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:30,481
- Here? When?
- When?

802
01:08:30,648 --> 01:08:34,402
Where the hell have you
been, Mac? On a desert island?

803
01:08:37,155 --> 01:08:38,865
I have to go back.

804
01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:41,034
You can't go back.

805
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,703
- There's no way now.
- I have to.

806
01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:47,081
I've gotta try, damn it. I've
gotta try something, anything.

807
01:08:47,248 --> 01:08:50,126
It's not your fault.

808
01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:53,713
You didn't know this
was gonna happen.

809
01:08:55,089 --> 01:08:56,924
He knew.

810
01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:59,385
I heard him.

811
01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:01,804
I just didn't listen.

812
01:09:18,446 --> 01:09:21,074
You're master of all you survey.

813
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,201
And so I was yesterday.

814
01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:25,870
And the day before.

815
01:09:39,801 --> 01:09:41,010
LEX: Hello, there.

816
01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:44,472
Lex Luthor.

817
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:49,018
Lex Luthor.

818
01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:52,397
You've heard the name? The
greatest criminal mind on Earth.

819
01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:55,566
I told you this
was a puny planet.

820
01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:57,360
Wait just a moment.

821
01:09:57,527 --> 01:10:00,655
Wait until you get to know
me better. Will you, please?

822
01:10:00,822 --> 01:10:04,534
Wait. Look, I can give
you anything you want.

823
01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:06,703
I can give you the brass ring...

824
01:10:06,869 --> 01:10:11,624
the unlimited freedom
to maim, kill, destroy.

825
01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:16,713
Plus, Lex Luthor's keen
mind. Lex Luthor's savvy.

826
01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:21,217
Lex Luthor's career guidance.
Lex Luthor's School of Better...

827
01:10:23,136 --> 01:10:25,596
We have all of this without you.

828
01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:28,558
You cannot bargain
with what you don't have.

829
01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:31,436
Magnificent One...

830
01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:35,815
what I am bargaining with
is what you do not have.

831
01:10:35,982 --> 01:10:37,316
The son of Jor-El.

832
01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,448
The son of Jor-El?

833
01:10:43,823 --> 01:10:45,324
I Said that, didn't I?

834
01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:48,494
Jor-El, our jailer?

835
01:10:48,703 --> 01:10:50,872
No, Jor-El, the baseball player.

836
01:10:51,038 --> 01:10:53,040
Yes, Jor-El, your jailer.

837
01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:56,836
-The son of Jor-El? On
this planet? LEX: Aye.

838
01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:59,630
Possibly you know him
better by his nom <i>de</i> voyage...

839
01:10:59,797 --> 01:11:02,884
or his name he travels under:

840
01:11:03,050 --> 01:11:04,844
- Superman.
- Ah.

841
01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:08,848
So this is Superman.

842
01:11:10,141 --> 01:11:11,434
How do you know of Jor-El?

843
01:11:11,642 --> 01:11:16,063
My Fullness, as I
explained to you before...

844
01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:18,608
<i>I'm about the best there ts.</i>

845
01:11:18,816 --> 01:11:20,109
Revenge.

846
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,278
We will kill the
son of our jailer.

847
01:11:22,445 --> 01:11:25,406
- Revenge.
- Revenge! Now we're cooking.

848
01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:27,617
- He flies, then?
- Constantly.

849
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:29,827
- He has powers as we do?
- Certainly.

850
01:11:29,994 --> 01:11:37,335
But, Magnificent
One... he's just one...

851
01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:40,046
where you are three.

852
01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:44,217
- Or four, if you count him twice.
- We will bring him to his knees.

853
01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:46,135
Wait!

854
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:48,971
LEX: First, you must find him.

855
01:11:49,263 --> 01:11:52,558
And Lex Baby is the only
one who knows where he is.

856
01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:56,604
What do you want?

857
01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:58,940
Well, general...

858
01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:01,692
the world is a big place.

859
01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:06,405
Thank goodness...
my needs are small.

860
01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:13,704
As it turns out, I have this
affinity for beachfront property.

861
01:12:15,414 --> 01:12:17,917
What do you want?

862
01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:19,877
Australia.

863
01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:52,952
Hey.

864
01:12:55,663 --> 01:13:00,126
Listen... Hey, come on,
where are you...? Please!

865
01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:03,045
AW... Oh!

866
01:13:37,705 --> 01:13:39,332
Father?

867
01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:44,003
If you can hear me...

868
01:13:45,671 --> 01:13:47,590
| failed.

869
01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:51,886
I failed you...

870
01:13:52,178 --> 01:13:53,971
| failed myself...

871
01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:57,934
and all humanity.

872
01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:03,022
I've traded my birthright...

873
01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:08,903
for a life of submission in a world
that's now ruled by your enemies.

874
01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:13,115
There's nobody left
to help them now...

875
01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:15,868
the people of the world.

876
01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:18,955
Not since I...

877
01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:23,000
Father!

878
01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:38,659
<i>Listen carefully, my son, for
we shall never speak again.</i>

879
01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:43,122
<i>If you hear me now...</i>

880
01:15:43,289 --> 01:15:46,333
<i>then you have made use
of the only means left to you:</i>

881
01:15:47,251 --> 01:15:51,172
<i>The crystal source through
which our communications begun.</i>

882
01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:54,550
<i>The circle is now complete.</i>

883
01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:58,137
<i>You have made a
dreadful mistake, Kal-El.</i>

884
01:16:01,515 --> 01:16:05,061
<i>You did this of
your own free will...</i>

885
01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:08,397
<i>in spite of all I could
say to dissuade you.</i>

886
01:16:10,691 --> 01:16:12,318
I, uh...

887
01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:16,989
<i>Now you have returned to me for
one last chance to redeem yourself.</i>

888
01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:22,036
<i>This too finally I have
anticipated, my son.</i>

889
01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:26,874
<i>Look at me, Kal-El.</i>

890
01:16:29,335 --> 01:16:33,923
<i>Once before when
you were small, I died...</i>

891
01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:38,135
<i>while giving you
a chance for life.</i>

892
01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:43,224
<i>And now, even though it will
exhaust the final energy left within me...</i>

893
01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:45,768
Father, no.

894
01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:49,730
<i>Look at me, Kal-El.</i>

895
01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:57,279
<i>The Kryptonian prophecy
will be at last fulfilled.</i>

896
01:16:57,571 --> 01:17:03,119
<i>The son becomes the father,
the father becomes the son.</i>

897
01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:11,544
<i>Farewell forever, Kal-El.</i>

898
01:17:14,797 --> 01:17:17,258
<i>Remember me, my son.</i>

899
01:17:47,288 --> 01:17:48,914
My son.

900
01:18:04,471 --> 01:18:06,182
Father!

901
01:18:16,483 --> 01:18:17,985
[CHATTERING]

902
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:23,282
Harold. Coffee, black, no sugar.

903
01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:26,577
Black, no sug... Yeah. Yeah.

904
01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:28,996
Who's paying, huh?

905
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,791
No, no! There's three of them.
That cockamamie general...

906
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:37,087
and a big truck with hair and a broad
that looks like the queen of the runway.

907
01:18:37,254 --> 01:18:41,967
They can fly and see through things.
Anything Superman can do, they can do.

908
01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:44,762
Where is he, anyway?

909
01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:46,972
Maybe he hasn't
heard about it yet, chief.

910
01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:49,308
- Maybe...
- Maybe he's just run out of guts.

911
01:18:49,475 --> 01:18:52,102
- No sugar. And don't call me "chief."
- He'll be here.

912
01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:55,814
- If there's any way at all, he'll be here.
- Yeah, he'll be here.

913
01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:57,650
[CRASHING]

914
01:18:58,317 --> 01:19:00,611
MAN 1: What's going on?
WOMAN 1: I don't know.

915
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,197
-Hey, Charlie, you feel
that? CHARLIE: Yeah.

916
01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:04,907
Sounds like an earthquake.

917
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:08,577
WOMAN 2: Oh, my!

918
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:11,622
[SCREAMING]

919
01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:17,336
MAN 2: It's those
three. MAN 3: Stop!

920
01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:20,839
-Oh, my God, they're here
now! WOMAN 3: Oh, no!

921
01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:33,644
WOMAN 4: This is scary!

922
01:20:00,504 --> 01:20:02,423
Oh! Aah!

923
01:20:22,735 --> 01:20:24,862
You all right, chief?

924
01:20:25,362 --> 01:20:28,073
Hi. I...

925
01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:31,577
You should see the White House.
They'll be cleaning for months.

926
01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:33,078
Lex Luthor.

927
01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:34,913
Wouldn't you know it?

928
01:20:35,539 --> 01:20:38,250
This is the son of Jor-El?

929
01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:40,419
- No, but I bet you're a son of a...
- Jimmy!

930
01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:44,673
You promised me
the son of Jor-El.

931
01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:47,301
Yes, Your Grace.

932
01:20:47,926 --> 01:20:51,513
But what I've given you
is the next best thing.

933
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:54,683
You just hold on to that
little lady, and he'll be along.

934
01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:56,435
See, they have
this relationship.

935
01:20:56,602 --> 01:21:00,939
She does all his public relations,
and he gives her every exclusive.

936
01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:03,776
They're the best of friends.
You know what I mean?

937
01:21:04,109 --> 01:21:07,363
What an undemanding
male this Superman must be.

938
01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:10,449
You could use a tuck here
and there yourself, sister.

939
01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:12,534
ZOD: Wait!

940
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,101
-I'm sorry! ZOD:
She lives for now-.

941
01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:17,373
Kill the rest,
starting with him.

942
01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:19,708
[GROWLS]

943
01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:22,419
Wait. Wait, wait, wait!

944
01:21:22,586 --> 01:21:24,129
Wait. Wait.

945
01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:27,466
Don't you remember the White House?
Oval Room? We had a few laughs there.

946
01:21:27,674 --> 01:21:28,717
[GROWLS]

947
01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:30,552
You ought to have that fixed.

948
01:21:42,147 --> 01:21:43,315
SUPERMAN: General...

949
01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:46,360
haven't you heard of
freedom of the press?

950
01:21:46,568 --> 01:21:48,612
- Superman!
- Superman, thank God.

951
01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:50,948
I mean, get him!

952
01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:53,158
ZOD: Come to me, son of Jor-El!

953
01:21:53,659 --> 01:21:56,495
Kneel before Zod!

954
01:22:05,546 --> 01:22:06,672
[YELLING]

955
01:22:11,135 --> 01:22:13,137
LOIS: Watch out. You all right?

956
01:22:32,698 --> 01:22:34,283
Son of Jor-El.

957
01:22:34,741 --> 01:22:37,327
We were beginning to
think you were a coward.

958
01:22:37,703 --> 01:22:38,954
I'm not a coward, Zod.

959
01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:42,291
It is extremely likely
you are merely a fool.

960
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,835
Like father, like son.

961
01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:02,519
WOMAN: Look out!

962
01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:08,358
Then die as you deserve to!

963
01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:20,704
Come on, come on,
Superman! Get him!

964
01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:22,998
Man, this is gonna be good.

965
01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:34,051
[CHATTERING]

966
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:00,619
<i>URSA'S VOICE: Superman.</i>

967
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:24,017
- Hey, that's the chief's.
- The chief's got it.

968
01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:34,695
What, you hit a woman?

969
01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:45,706
[CROWD YELLING]

970
01:24:57,843 --> 01:25:01,013
Oh, my God! My baby!

971
01:25:01,346 --> 01:25:03,807
Help my baby!

972
01:25:06,685 --> 01:25:08,353
Thank you.

973
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:13,525
This Superman is
nothing of the kind.

974
01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:16,111
ZOD: I've discovered
his weakness. URSA: Yes.

975
01:25:16,278 --> 01:25:17,696
ZOD: He cares.

976
01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:21,199
He actually cares for
these Earth people.

977
01:25:21,366 --> 01:25:24,536
- Like pets?
- I suppose so.

978
01:25:32,711 --> 01:25:34,630
I'll draw his fire...

979
01:25:34,796 --> 01:25:36,715
with some of my own.

980
01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:54,816
[SCREAMING]

981
01:26:04,284 --> 01:26:05,952
MAN 1: What's
happening to those cars?

982
01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:10,874
WOMAN 1: Get out of the way!

983
01:27:01,007 --> 01:27:02,175
[CRASHING]

984
01:27:26,032 --> 01:27:27,117
URSA: Superman.

985
01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:14,080
WOMAN 2: Oh, thank you!

986
01:28:14,247 --> 01:28:16,792
I never thought this thing
would go the distance.

987
01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:22,506
[SCREAMING]

988
01:28:31,056 --> 01:28:33,141
No! Don't do it!

989
01:28:33,558 --> 01:28:35,227
SUPERMAN: The people!

990
01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:41,691
Throw it!

991
01:29:02,921 --> 01:29:06,216
MAN 2: Get away from there. Get
away. WOMAN 3: Let's help them out!

992
01:29:09,761 --> 01:29:13,223
MAN 3: I got her. I got her. Don't worry.
- He's dead.

993
01:29:14,850 --> 01:29:16,852
MAN 4: Superman is dead.

994
01:29:20,105 --> 01:29:21,356
They've killed Superman.

995
01:29:22,816 --> 01:29:25,110
MAN 5: He's dead.
- Let's go get them!

996
01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:27,904
- Come on, we'll show them!
- I know some judo. Let's go!

997
01:29:28,446 --> 01:29:29,990
MAN 6: Come on!

998
01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:36,246
[YELLING]

999
01:30:00,395 --> 01:30:03,023
MAN 7: I'm holding
it, I'm holding it!

1000
01:30:03,189 --> 01:30:05,609
WOMAN 4: What can you do if
you can't see what's happening?

1001
01:30:10,572 --> 01:30:13,700
MAN 8: Hold on!
MAN 9: Oh, my God!

1002
01:31:22,602 --> 01:31:25,105
WOMAN 5: You can't leave us!

1003
01:31:29,776 --> 01:31:34,114
So he is a coward after all.

1004
01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:36,032
He's gone.

1005
01:31:36,199 --> 01:31:37,742
Come back, Superman!

1006
01:31:42,789 --> 01:31:44,457
Don't leave us!

1007
01:31:47,377 --> 01:31:49,379
He chickened out.

1008
01:31:49,879 --> 01:31:50,922
Phony!

1009
01:31:52,298 --> 01:31:54,217
BOY: Superman
didn't even do nothing-.

1010
01:31:54,467 --> 01:31:56,594
Come on, let's go.

1011
01:31:58,596 --> 01:32:00,265
[YELLING]

1012
01:32:03,643 --> 01:32:07,439
- There they are.
- Get away from here. Jimmy.

1013
01:32:16,448 --> 01:32:18,283
Our victory is complete.

1014
01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:20,201
The son of Jor-El has fled.

1015
01:32:20,368 --> 01:32:23,079
- Superman fled?
- I don't believe you.

1016
01:32:23,246 --> 01:32:27,333
You heard him. Three against one,
you should've taken two ears and a tail.

1017
01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:30,587
- He fled in fear of us.
- He'll be back.

1018
01:32:30,754 --> 01:32:33,131
As long as he's alive,
he's gonna try again.

1019
01:32:33,298 --> 01:32:36,718
-The next time, we will kill
him. LEX: The next time?

1020
01:32:37,761 --> 01:32:39,846
The next time?

1021
01:32:40,555 --> 01:32:42,682
What am I gonna
do with you people?

1022
01:32:42,849 --> 01:32:45,435
LEX: I held up my end. I
delivered you the blue boy.

1023
01:32:45,602 --> 01:32:47,896
What do I get from
my triple threat?

1024
01:32:48,063 --> 01:32:52,400
"Bow, yield, kneel." That
kind of stuff closes out a town.

1025
01:32:53,985 --> 01:32:57,781
Why do you say this to me
when you know I will kill you for it?

1026
01:32:57,989 --> 01:33:01,785
Kill me'? Lex Luthor?

1027
01:33:02,202 --> 01:33:04,996
Extinguish the greatest
criminal flame of our age?

1028
01:33:05,163 --> 01:33:06,883
LEX: Eradicate the
only man on earth with...

1029
01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:09,292
Let me kill him!

1030
01:33:09,751 --> 01:33:11,377
Superman's address?

1031
01:33:15,215 --> 01:33:20,553
What more do you want? I can
see the greed written on your face.

1032
01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:23,598
A small incentive,
O Fullest One.

1033
01:33:23,765 --> 01:33:26,810
A mere bauble to jog the memory.

1034
01:33:27,393 --> 01:33:28,603
What more'?

1035
01:33:29,562 --> 01:33:30,772
Cuba.

1036
01:33:30,980 --> 01:33:32,440
[GROWLS]

1037
01:33:38,780 --> 01:33:45,036
I trust you are not wasting
my time, Lex Luthor.

1038
01:33:45,245 --> 01:33:47,455
LEX: Of course not,
Your Turbulence.

1039
01:33:57,549 --> 01:33:59,008
[SHRIEKING]

1040
01:34:33,626 --> 01:34:35,753
Show yourself, coward!

1041
01:34:38,631 --> 01:34:40,842
Son of a coward!

1042
01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:48,516
I'm here, Zod.

1043
01:34:48,850 --> 01:34:51,978
-Let Miss Lane go, step inside.
We'll talk. LOIS: No, don't, Superman!

1044
01:34:52,145 --> 01:34:54,105
Please don't listen
to him. He's just...

1045
01:34:54,522 --> 01:34:55,815
Stop.

1046
01:34:55,982 --> 01:34:57,984
Your powers are
identical to mine.

1047
01:34:58,151 --> 01:35:01,362
But we are three. We
could tear you limb from limb.

1048
01:35:01,654 --> 01:35:02,906
Do it, Your Grace.

1049
01:35:03,281 --> 01:35:05,450
Just grab a leg and
just make a wish.

1050
01:35:06,951 --> 01:35:09,329
But you are victim to
another fatal weakness...

1051
01:35:09,787 --> 01:35:13,833
your compassion. The death of others
means more to you than your own.

1052
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:15,501
Yes, with rare exceptions.

1053
01:35:15,919 --> 01:35:21,466
Your father condemned us to an eternal
living death. Your fate will be the same.

1054
01:35:21,716 --> 01:35:23,801
You will live,
Kal-El, forever...

1055
01:35:23,968 --> 01:35:28,973
as my slave. If not, then others
will pay for your obstinate attitude.

1056
01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:34,687
Innocent people, millions if necessary,
beginning with this Lois person.

1057
01:35:34,854 --> 01:35:36,439
- Don't, Superman, don't!
- Stop it!

1058
01:35:40,693 --> 01:35:42,904
All right, Zod.

1059
01:35:43,571 --> 01:35:45,031
It's over.

1060
01:35:47,867 --> 01:35:51,621
Your Grace, don't believe him!
You don't know him the way that I do.

1061
01:35:53,831 --> 01:35:56,042
I sense the presence
of Jor-El here.

1062
01:35:58,044 --> 01:35:59,879
We will destroy this place.

1063
01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:01,798
And then kill him.

1064
01:36:04,092 --> 01:36:05,969
Him.

1065
01:36:07,136 --> 01:36:10,056
Him? Me?

1066
01:36:11,474 --> 01:36:13,393
General, this is Lex Luthor.

1067
01:36:14,060 --> 01:36:17,647
Remember...? I helped
you through the tough times.

1068
01:36:17,814 --> 01:36:19,691
I filled your inside straight.

1069
01:36:20,233 --> 01:36:24,279
You came to me with
nothing. I gave you Superman.

1070
01:36:24,445 --> 01:36:25,905
Silence!

1071
01:36:26,072 --> 01:36:27,699
Well, look...

1072
01:36:30,201 --> 01:36:31,744
Guy's a clod.

1073
01:36:32,328 --> 01:36:34,414
LEX: You think you
know people, right?

1074
01:36:34,998 --> 01:36:38,126
Promises were made,
gifts were exchanged.

1075
01:36:38,293 --> 01:36:41,713
I gotta hand it to you, you
know. You always told the truth.

1076
01:36:41,921 --> 01:36:44,716
A guy always knew
where he stood with you.

1077
01:36:46,801 --> 01:36:49,679
Try to get them all into
this molecule chamber here.

1078
01:36:49,846 --> 01:36:51,973
It takes away
their powers, see...

1079
01:36:52,140 --> 01:36:54,767
and turns them into
ordinary human beings.

1080
01:36:54,934 --> 01:36:57,562
Now, if you could... Shh. Shh.

1081
01:36:59,272 --> 01:37:02,483
- Don't go in there. It's a trap.
- Luthor, you poisonous snake!

1082
01:37:02,859 --> 01:37:04,360
That's a molecule chamber.

1083
01:37:04,569 --> 01:37:08,406
It makes people like
you into people like me.

1084
01:37:08,823 --> 01:37:10,992
- You've done well, Lex Luthor.
- I thought so.

1085
01:37:12,243 --> 01:37:13,828
Seize him.

1086
01:37:15,496 --> 01:37:17,623
- Kill her.
- No! Superman, no!

1087
01:37:17,790 --> 01:37:19,959
All right! All right,
leave her alone, Zod!

1088
01:37:20,460 --> 01:37:22,128
SUPERMAN: You win.

1089
01:37:25,340 --> 01:37:29,927
General, the crystal there
activates the mechanism.

1090
01:37:30,094 --> 01:37:32,930
Lex Luthor, ruler
of Australia...

1091
01:37:33,097 --> 01:37:34,807
activate the machine.

1092
01:37:45,985 --> 01:37:47,987
With your permission.

1093
01:39:01,102 --> 01:39:03,980
And now, finally...

1094
01:39:08,234 --> 01:39:09,861
ZOD: Kneel.

1095
01:39:14,365 --> 01:39:16,742
Take my hand...

1096
01:39:16,951 --> 01:39:22,748
and swear eternal
loyalty to Zod.

1097
01:39:34,260 --> 01:39:35,928
[GASPING]

1098
01:39:47,815 --> 01:39:49,275
Aah!

1099
01:39:55,531 --> 01:39:57,200
[GROWLING]

1100
01:40:02,788 --> 01:40:04,165
LEX: He switched it.

1101
01:40:04,790 --> 01:40:06,751
He did it to them.

1102
01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:12,882
The lights were on out here
while he was safe in there.

1103
01:40:14,258 --> 01:40:16,260
Hey, you know something?

1104
01:40:16,594 --> 01:40:18,721
You're a real pain in the neck!

1105
01:40:20,223 --> 01:40:21,974
[URSA YELLING]

1106
01:40:28,648 --> 01:40:30,942
- Are you all right?
- Uh-huh.

1107
01:40:31,526 --> 01:40:35,363
I knew you'd double-cross me, Luthor.
A lying weasel like you couldn't resist.

1108
01:40:35,821 --> 01:40:37,698
Who, me? Are you kidding?

1109
01:40:37,865 --> 01:40:41,953
Hey, I was with you all
the time. That was beautiful.

1110
01:40:42,119 --> 01:40:44,288
Did you see the way
they fell into our trap?

1111
01:40:44,497 --> 01:40:46,958
Too late, Luthor. Too late.

1112
01:40:47,208 --> 01:40:50,419
Look. Look, Superman.

1113
01:40:50,836 --> 01:40:52,838
I got a proposition for you.

1114
01:40:53,005 --> 01:40:55,299
Now, don't stop me
till you've heard this...

1115
01:40:55,466 --> 01:40:58,719
because I know I owe you one,
but we're in the North Pole, right?

1116
01:42:15,963 --> 01:42:17,548
Look, Lois-—.

1117
01:42:18,674 --> 01:42:20,968
No regrets, okay? I did it.

1118
01:42:21,135 --> 01:42:23,763
I got the man I
loved to love me.

1119
01:42:26,641 --> 01:42:30,311
- Didn't I?
- Oh, yeah.

1120
01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:35,232
Well, okay then.
Those people need you.

1121
01:42:35,399 --> 01:42:37,777
Do you think I don't
understand that?

1122
01:42:42,281 --> 01:42:46,661
We can still see each other,
you know. I mean, all the time.

1123
01:42:49,038 --> 01:42:51,290
But it just can't be...

1124
01:43:13,771 --> 01:43:15,981
Just don't forget, that's all.

1125
01:43:16,816 --> 01:43:18,192
Don't ever forget.

1126
01:43:42,675 --> 01:43:45,845
- Well, here we are.
- Home sweet home.

1127
01:43:47,054 --> 01:43:50,516
- See you at work in the morning.
- Mm-hm. Bright and early, huh?

1128
01:43:50,683 --> 01:43:54,603
- Same old Clark and the same old Lois.
- Yup.

1129
01:43:55,396 --> 01:44:00,443
Except... maybe I won't be
quite so mean to you from now on.

1130
01:44:08,117 --> 01:44:09,368
You don't have to worry.

1131
01:44:09,952 --> 01:44:11,537
Your secret's safe with me.

1132
01:44:12,830 --> 01:44:16,375
I know. I know that, Lois.

1133
01:44:41,609 --> 01:44:44,028
Well, there he goes, kid.

1134
01:44:44,945 --> 01:44:46,906
UP, up and away.

1135
01:46:12,366 --> 01:46:15,160
URSA: No! ZOD: No!

1136
01:46:42,521 --> 01:46:44,857
MAN 1: Hey, is Mr. White free?
WOMAN 1: On the telephone.

1137
01:46:45,024 --> 01:46:46,692
WOMAN 2: He's in
conference at the moment.

1138
01:46:46,859 --> 01:46:48,777
MAN 2: Yeah,
that's what he says.

1139
01:47:05,127 --> 01:47:07,838
MAN: Give me three carbons of that.
- Hi.

1140
01:47:08,005 --> 01:47:11,717
WOMAN: It's gonna be an insert
in the paper. That's what they said.

1141
01:47:13,260 --> 01:47:15,721
Good morning. Hi.

1142
01:47:21,393 --> 01:47:23,812
Good morning, Lois. Whoops.

1143
01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:26,065
Uh...

1144
01:47:28,734 --> 01:47:30,569
- Good morning, Lois.
- Hi, Clark.

1145
01:47:30,736 --> 01:47:33,489
Jeepers, I have seen some
faraway looks in my time...

1146
01:47:33,656 --> 01:47:36,909
but with that look, you might
as well be on the North Pole.

1147
01:47:37,868 --> 01:47:40,079
The North Pole.

1148
01:47:41,246 --> 01:47:42,873
No, that's too silly.

1149
01:47:43,832 --> 01:47:48,462
Did you ever feel like you knew
something that was so important that...

1150
01:47:48,629 --> 01:47:51,590
-Whoops. LOIS:
No, you never did.

1151
01:47:52,424 --> 01:47:58,097
I feel like I'm sitting on the single
most important story of my career...

1152
01:47:58,263 --> 01:48:00,391
and I can't remember what it is.

1153
01:48:00,933 --> 01:48:04,520
Well, knowing you, it must
have been about Superman.

1154
01:48:04,687 --> 01:48:07,940
Maybe how he saved the city or
the world or saved the universe.

1155
01:48:08,107 --> 01:48:12,069
Clark, Clark. Listen. Jealousy's
really counterproductive.

1156
01:48:12,236 --> 01:48:14,947
Now, there's some
things that you can do too.

1157
01:48:15,948 --> 01:48:17,533
Oh, yeah?

1158
01:48:17,700 --> 01:48:20,452
Really? Um, like what?

1159
01:48:20,661 --> 01:48:23,163
Um, get us a pizza.

1160
01:48:23,956 --> 01:48:27,668
- A pizza. Now?
- Yeah, I'm hungry.

1161
01:48:28,127 --> 01:48:30,671
Actually, I don't think
Mr. White would like it if...

1162
01:48:30,838 --> 01:48:32,798
I'll pay for half
of it, all right?

1163
01:48:32,965 --> 01:48:34,383
I'm going.

1164
01:48:39,555 --> 01:48:41,265
- Um, Lois?
- Mm?

1165
01:48:41,473 --> 01:48:43,809
You know, about the pizza? Um...

1166
01:48:44,018 --> 01:48:47,479
It's okay. I'll pay
for the whole thing.

1167
01:48:49,648 --> 01:48:51,650
You know, you're really super.

1168
01:48:59,241 --> 01:49:00,576
Ah!

1169
01:49:13,338 --> 01:49:15,758
- Hey, Ron.
- Yeah?

1170
01:49:15,924 --> 01:49:17,718
Give me another
plate of this garbage.

1171
01:49:17,885 --> 01:49:20,679
Garbage? That's my
number-one special, Rocky.

1172
01:49:20,846 --> 01:49:24,516
All right. Get me some
more coffee too, will you?

1173
01:49:25,809 --> 01:49:30,147
Gee, that's funny. I've never
seen garbage eat garbage before.

1174
01:49:38,197 --> 01:49:42,076
Excuse me, sir. I think you're
sitting in my favorite seat.

1175
01:49:42,242 --> 01:49:43,577
Come and get it, four-eyes.

1176
01:49:48,207 --> 01:49:50,000
RON: Now cool it, Rocky.

1177
01:49:51,168 --> 01:49:52,294
Take it easy, will you?

1178
01:49:52,461 --> 01:49:55,881
I just had this joint
fixed. It cost me a fortune.

1179
01:50:07,559 --> 01:50:09,019
[GROANING]

1180
01:50:12,523 --> 01:50:14,608
Oh, God!

1181
01:50:15,234 --> 01:50:16,902
[YELLING]

1182
01:50:26,328 --> 01:50:28,455
This order's to go.

1183
01:50:28,831 --> 01:50:30,415
Aah!

1184
01:50:36,213 --> 01:50:40,092
I'm terribly sorry about
all the damage, sir.

1185
01:50:42,427 --> 01:50:46,348
I've been working out.

1186
01:55:46,356 --> 01:55:48,358
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