1 00:00:44,475 --> 00:00:48,675 02 Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen - IMAX 2009 English 2 00:00:57,099 --> 00:01:01,144 Earth, birthplace of the human race, 3 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,399 a species much like our own, 4 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,902 capable of great compassion 5 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,656 and great violence. 6 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:26,753 For in our quest to protect the humans, 7 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,840 a deeper revelation dawns. 8 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,135 Our worlds have met before. 9 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:21,892 - Newsflash from the BBC. - Breaking news out of Shanghai. 10 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:26,021 There's been a major toxic spill in the Shanghai factory district. 11 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:28,231 We're staying on top of this developing story for you. 12 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:31,777 We will bring you any new information as we get it. 13 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,159 NEST Seahawks approaching target. 14 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:42,496 Three minutes until evacuation is complete, sir. 15 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:46,667 Chinese airspace has been locked and sealed, one-mile radius. 16 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,752 All right, give NEST team the go. 17 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,629 Black Hawks, you're clear to land. 18 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:54,966 Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your ice cream. 19 00:02:57,636 --> 00:03:01,556 Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whupping. 20 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,857 For the last two years, an advance team of new Autobots 21 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:14,236 has taken refuge here under my command. 22 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,154 Arcees, get ready to launch. 23 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,739 We're locked and loaded. 24 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:21,868 Together, we form an alliance with the humans, 25 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:25,163 a secret but brave squad of soldiers. 26 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:28,166 All right, listen up. China's cover story on this one is "toxic spill." 27 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,502 They had to evac the area for search and rescue. 28 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:33,046 This makes six enemy contacts in eight months. 29 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:36,341 We gotta make sure this one does not get out in the public eye, so keep it tight. 30 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:40,637 A classified strike team called NEST. 31 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:44,349 We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes 32 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:47,436 hiding in different countries around the globe. 33 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:48,854 Roll in Alpha through Echo now. 34 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,115 Move out! Let's go! 35 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:21,720 All right, Ironhide. We got echoes. They're close. 36 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,723 Steel stacks at 2 o'clock. 37 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:39,488 He's here. I smell him. 38 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,994 It's close. It's getting closer. 39 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,168 - Oh, no. - What have you got? 40 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,504 Thermal ripple. 41 00:04:57,589 --> 00:05:00,509 Right, everybody, be steady. We're right on top of it. 42 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,397 Eagle niner! 43 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,191 I need an energy proton. 44 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,874 Panther 1, requesting fire mission now! 45 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,377 Gunships on station. Roll in hot! 46 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,254 Dog 1, now we are engaging. 47 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,806 We got a second Decepticon. 48 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,687 Arcee twins! Target coming your way! 49 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,151 I got him, I got him! 50 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:33,226 I screwed that up. I'm okay. I'm all right. 51 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,478 - This is combat, man. - Total brain freeze, man. 52 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,646 What's wrong with you? 53 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,110 Bring in Sideswipe! 54 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,488 Clear a path! 55 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,672 Damn, I'm good! 56 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:15,435 Air support, we need Big Buddha to deliver the drop now! 57 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,938 Cyclone 98, final attack hitting in 120. 58 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:22,275 Clear to drop in five, four, three, two, one. 59 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,625 Autobots, I'm in pursuit! 60 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,780 Pull over! 61 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,845 Punk-ass Decepticon! 62 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,264 Any last words? 63 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:38,059 This is not your planet to rule! 64 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,478 The Fallen shall rise again. 65 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,648 That doesn't sound good. 66 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,859 Not today. 67 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,491 Come on, let's go! All hands on deck! 68 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:56,369 Frankie, Mojo, out! Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule. 69 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,913 Slow down, Dad. Why are you in such a hurry to get rid of me? 70 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,624 - Did you rent the room out? - No, I got other ideas for your room 71 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,877 and it rhymes with "home theatre." 72 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,761 Look what I found. It's your little baby booties. 73 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,223 - Ma. - My little baby-bootie boy. 74 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,160 - You can't go. - You see this, Dad? This is how 75 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,619 you're supposed to react when the fruit of your loins 76 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,896 goes out into the cruel world to fend for himself, okay? 77 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,440 Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, pal. College, bummer! 78 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:29,569 You have to come home every holiday, not just big ones. 79 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,613 You have to come home for Halloween. 80 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,007 Well, I can't come home for Halloween, Mom. 81 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,508 - Well, then we'll come to you. - You're not coming. 82 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,760 - No, we're not going anywhere. - We'll dress up. 83 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,136 We'll be in costumes. You'll never know it's us. 84 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,804 - You can't do that, Mom. - Would you let the kid breathe, 85 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,622 for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack. 86 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,308 There's no way you're packed for a month-long trip. 87 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:45,585 Come on, chop, chop! Let's go. March, young lady. 88 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,481 - Dad. - I love it when you call me "young lady," 89 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,548 - you dirty old man. - You ain't seen nothing yet. 90 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,675 - Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa! - What? 91 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,136 I'm watching what you're doing, Dad. It's not a rap video. 92 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,554 It's just like a coach thing. 93 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,515 That was a really creepy move just now, Dad. 94 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:03,728 Look. You know, your mother and me are really proud of you. 95 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,272 You're the first Witwicky ever to go to college. 96 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,984 Now I'm crying again! This sucks! 97 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,861 You're gonna be okay, Ma. 98 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,404 You know, it's just going to be, 99 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:19,285 you know, hard for her to accept that her boy's all grown up, you know, 100 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,288 going out to handle the world on his own. 101 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,624 - You okay, Pop? - Yeah. 102 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,293 Mojo, no dominating Frankie! 103 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,672 Get the hell off the couch, you filthy beasts! 104 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,799 You'll see a lot of that in college, too. 105 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:36,052 - What are you talking about, Dad? - There's gonna be a lot of women there. 106 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,804 Yeah, well, I'm a one-woman kind of guy. 107 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,222 Look, Mikaela's the greatest, 108 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,933 but you gotta give each other room to grow, okay? 109 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,269 You're no different than any other couple your age. 110 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,521 Except we discovered an alien race together. 111 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,244 How long you gonna be riding that scooter? 112 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:02,036 Dad, listen, I know what the odds are. We're the exception, okay? 113 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,998 Wait a second. Who could that be? 114 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,875 In two weeks, it could be Muffy. 115 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,209 Hey, beautiful. 116 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,545 - I'm breaking up with you, Sam. - Really? 117 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,147 You sure? I'm not hearing a lot of conviction. 118 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:15,758 Well, I am, okay? So, there's no reason for me to come say good-bye to you. 119 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,094 Wow, you almost sounded serious that time. 120 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:22,015 Guess what? I made you a long-distance relationship kit. 121 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,517 Yeah, I got you a webcam, so we can chat 24/7. 122 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,768 All Witwicky, all the time. 123 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,913 And I got you a couple souvenirs from the event 124 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,248 that cannot be mentioned on cell phones. 125 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:32,775 - Some mixes and candles and stuff. - Sounds cute. I can't wait. 126 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,194 Hey! You want the infamous D-Day shirt? 127 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,447 You kept your nasty, shredded clothes? 128 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,091 Yeah. Of course, I kept it, Mikaela. 129 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,195 It's like my Super Bowl jersey. I bled in this thing. 130 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,870 - Wow. You're pretty confident, huh? - No, it's not that. 131 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,372 It's just that my low self-esteem's at an all-time high. 132 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,709 You think your little box of souvenirs is gonna keep me from leaving you? 133 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,395 You really should come with me. 134 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,171 They got cheap apartments near campus. 135 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,799 Well, that's not gonna happen until I get my man-child father, 136 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,552 fresh out of prison, back on his feet. 137 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,930 I heard that. Where'd you put the clutch covers? 138 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,450 - Next to the camshafts. - I love it when you say "camshafts." 139 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,516 Whisper it to me. 140 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,854 Camshafts. 141 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,023 Why can't I hate you? 142 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,943 It's my Witwicky charm. 143 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,795 Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second. 144 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,739 I guess we're not breaking up. I'll be over in 20. 145 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:23,493 Mikaela, I think a sliver of the Cube got stuck on my shirt. 146 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,041 Sam? 147 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,175 There's a fire! 148 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,427 Dad, we got a fire! 149 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,489 Fire! 150 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,168 Ron, did you know it was gonna be this hard? 151 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,795 Can you just stop? 152 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,589 Yeah, okay, I'll stop. You carry this shit! 153 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,226 - Wow. - Do you know what? 154 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,620 - What? - I don't want to go anywhere with you. 155 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,871 I don't wanna go to France with you. 156 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,498 I don't wanna go around the corner with you. 157 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,874 - I'm going back inside. - All right, fine. 158 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:36,941 I'll call you from Paris. 159 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,830 What is all the racket? 160 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:51,914 Sam? 161 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,375 Dad! 162 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,841 - What was that? - That's the whole kitchen! 163 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,430 - Bumblebee… Oh, my… - Bumblebee! 164 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,869 - 911. - Bumblebee! 165 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,872 - Get in the garage. Go! - What the freak just happened? 166 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:37,210 I'm about to have a nervous breakdown. Just go in the garage quietly, please. 167 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,795 Holy Mother! 168 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,801 - Oh, my God! - Whatever. 169 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,053 Get in the garage now! 170 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,287 - Firemen! Fire fighters, over here! - Dogs out! Get the dogs out! 171 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:59,023 This is it! Come on, you guys. What are you waiting for? 172 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,697 My house is on fire! 173 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,203 - … very important. - What happened? 174 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:16,999 Come here. Listen, I need you to take the Cube sliver and put it in your purse. 175 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,310 - What's going on? - Just take it. 176 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,294 - Sam Witwicky? A word with you. - Yes, Mom. Yeah. 177 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,505 - Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot. - Hi. 178 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,966 - An old furnace, I think. - From a waffle iron. 179 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,594 When you go, he goes. I cannot live with a psychotic alien in my garage! 180 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,347 Judy… National security. 181 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,976 Look, if we stay quiet, they're gonna take care of everything. 182 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,396 Just consider this the official start of our remodel, okay? 183 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,524 Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool and a hot tub! 184 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,068 And I'm gonna skinny-dip and you can't say shit about it! 185 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:51,284 - Yeah, you know you're in trouble. - He still having voice problems? 186 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,786 He's playing it up. 187 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,956 Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay? 188 00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,293 I'm so excited and I just can't hide it 189 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,503 Hey, I'm not taking you with me. 190 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,340 I'm gonna wait outside, okay? 191 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,236 I meant to tell you about this earlier. 192 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,721 It's just that, you know… Here's the thing. 193 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,015 Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars. 194 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:17,101 I know, and if it was up to me, I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee. 195 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,979 Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. 196 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:24,442 I mean, you're suffocating in here. You deserve better than this. 197 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,044 This is hard enough, man. Don't make it harder. 198 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,446 Can you just look at me, please? 199 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,909 Come on, big guy. Look, the guardian thing is done. 200 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,329 Okay? You did your job. Look, I'm safe now. 201 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,873 You need to go be with Optimus Prime and the others. 202 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:42,335 I just want to be normal, Bee. That's why I'm going to college, 203 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,587 and I can't do that with you. 204 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,506 It's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know, Bee. 205 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:51,385 Come on, don't do that. Bee. You're killing me, Bee. 206 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,598 But you'll always be my first car. 207 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,143 Love you, Bee. 208 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:05,983 Wow! 209 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,237 Between State Farm and the taxpayers, we're all taken care of. 210 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,881 - You got dirt all over you. - Stop. Stop. 211 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,406 - What? - Stop, I'm okay. 212 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,866 Look. 213 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,245 So, you think you can make it through those East Coast winters without me? 214 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,538 You're the best thing to ever happen to me. 215 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,625 - And? - And I'll do anything for you. 216 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,543 And? 217 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,713 - I think Sam's about to say the L-word. - Let's go, kiddo! 218 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:28,881 Nice timing, Dad. 219 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,967 I adore you. 220 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,445 That's not the word that I want 221 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,947 - to hear right now. - What are you talking about? 222 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,031 It's the same word as the other word. 223 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,950 - It's not the same word. - Look, if I say the other word now 224 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,576 and you forced me to say it, it won't mean anything, plus 225 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,912 you haven't said it either. So, don't get mad at me for not saying it. 226 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,581 Yeah, but I haven't said it because guys always run when you say it first. 227 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,234 Yeah, well, so do girls. Especially girls like you, with options. 228 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:52,488 So, this is all part of your elaborate plan to keep me interested? 229 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,158 - It can be. - I hate that it's working. 230 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,995 Can I have a kiss? 231 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,831 We're going to make it work, I promise. 232 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,951 Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her. 233 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,037 Retrieve it. 234 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,603 Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three. 235 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,522 Bad-ass ice-cream truck coming through. 236 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,483 - Excuse me! Excuse me! Hello! - No, I don't… 237 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,692 - Hold up. - Those are nice. 238 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,402 Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time. 239 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,156 Yes, sir. Yeah! Look here, it's my booty call right here! 240 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:21,118 - Time to get my sexy on with the green. - Green? No, green is mine! 241 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,578 I call green! 242 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,041 - I got the green. - That hurt, man. 243 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,293 It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass-kicking. 244 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,764 Present arms! 245 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,552 Director Galloway, what an honour. I'd love to show you around, 246 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,175 but you gotta be on the classified access list. 247 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,785 I am now. Presidential order, Major. 248 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,788 I got a message for your classified space buddies! 249 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,957 You guys made a mess of Shanghai. 250 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,338 All right, so this is where we communicate with the JCS 251 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,591 and this area serves as the Autobots' hangar. 252 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,971 Secure link to JCS is up, Major. 253 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,663 Secure line to the Pentagon is now open. 254 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,749 - General? - Will, I saw the Shanghai op. 255 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,335 - We had a rough day out there. - Yes, sir. 256 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,297 We have intel that I believe warrants an immediate debrief. 257 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,591 Now with your permission, I can't let you see him, 258 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,074 but I would like you to hear from the leader of the Autobots. 259 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,178 Proceed. 260 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,448 You gotta wonder, 261 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,868 if God made us in his image, who made him? 262 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,246 General, our alliance has countermanded 263 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,957 six Decepticon incursions this year, 264 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,627 each on a different continent. 265 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,630 They're clearly searching around the world for something, 266 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,091 but last night's encounter came with a warning. 267 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,844 "The Fallen shall rise again." 268 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,222 "The Fallen." Meaning what? 269 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,725 Origin unknown. The only recorded history of our race 270 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,979 was contained within the AllSpark and lost with its destruction. 271 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,648 Excuse me! 272 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,986 With this so-called AllSpark now destroyed, 273 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:04,615 why hasn't the enemy left the planet like you thought they would? 274 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,992 Director Galloway, our National Security Advisor. 275 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:10,037 The President just appointed him liaison. 276 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,706 Well, I guess I didn't get that memo. 277 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,795 Forgive the interruption, General. Excuse me. Coming through. 278 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,256 Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier. 279 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,551 After all the damage in Shanghai, 280 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:27,596 the President is hard-pressed to say the job's getting done. 281 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:33,894 Now, under the classified Alien/Autobot Cooperation Act, 282 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:39,525 you agreed to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry. 283 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:43,529 We've witnessed your human capacity for war. 284 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:47,199 It would absolutely bring more harm than good. 285 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,160 But who are you to judge what's best for us? 286 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,347 With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side 287 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,914 in the field for two years. 288 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:57,293 We've shed blood, sweat and precious metal together. 289 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,087 Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk. 290 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,797 Don't tempt me. 291 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,383 And the newest members of your team. 292 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,760 - Easy. - I understand they arrived here 293 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,721 after you sent a message into space, 294 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:12,558 an open invitation to come to Earth, vetted by no one at the White House. 295 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:16,395 Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here. 296 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:20,399 And in my experience, the judgment of both Major Lennox and his team 297 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:23,402 has always been above reproach. 298 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,322 Well, be that as it may, General, it is the position of the President 299 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:31,952 that when our national security is at stake, no one is above reproach. 300 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,164 Now, what do we know so far? 301 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:41,670 We know that the enemy leader, classified NBE One, aka Megatron, 302 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:45,341 is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyssal, 303 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:49,928 surrounded by SOSUS detection nets and a full-time submarine surveillance. 304 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:54,433 We also know that the only remaining piece of your alien AllSpark 305 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,435 is locked in an electromagnetic vault 306 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,855 here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world. 307 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:04,443 Decepticons, we have located the shard. 308 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:10,366 And since no one can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after, 309 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,285 well, there's only one clear conclusion! 310 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:16,205 You! The Autobots! 311 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,333 They're here to hunt you! 312 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,378 What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that? 313 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,339 "The Fallen shall rise again"? 314 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,633 It sounds to me like something's coming. 315 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:32,471 So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served 316 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:36,266 by denying you further asylum on our planet, 317 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,271 will you leave peacefully? 318 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:46,235 Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honour it. 319 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:52,574 But before your President decides, please ask him this. 320 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:57,538 What if we leave and you're wrong? 321 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,089 That's a good question. 322 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:13,721 Oh, my gosh! Look at this place! 323 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,849 I feel smarter already. 324 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:21,812 - Ron, can you smell it? - Yeah, smells like $40, 000 a year. 325 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:26,400 - Hey, cheapo! - Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff. 326 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:27,585 Just go ahead and check out your room. 327 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:28,610 Yeah, go. 328 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,203 - Hey. - Hey. 329 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:41,206 - You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo. - Hey. 330 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,794 So, I already set up the crib a bit. You want this side or that side? 331 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,381 - That side. - I already chose that side. 332 00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:53,761 You know what this is? This is the awkward moment. 333 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,488 Yeah, see, you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy. 334 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,865 I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy. 335 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,491 Balanced, unmedicated, nothing under the crawl space. 336 00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,951 Good personal hygiene, won't stab me in my sleep. 337 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,077 No criminal record, won't steal anything. 338 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,704 - Including girlfriends. - Especially girlfriends. 339 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,980 - You got a girlfriend? - I do. You? 340 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,442 No, not a chance. You a techie? 341 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,736 Sweet! Sharsky, Fassbinder, where we at? 342 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,100 - Server's almost online, Leo. - Network's up and running. 343 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,632 Beautiful, that's what I like to hear. 344 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,659 That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder, my IT gurus. 345 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:20,871 Welcome to my empire, bro, TheRealEffingDeal. com. 346 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:22,265 That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it. 347 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,708 - No, I haven't. - Well, that sucks. 348 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,311 - What is all this for? - See where I'm going, bro. 349 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:29,254 Look, call me gross, I want to be a baby billionaire. 350 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,840 Kitten calendars. That's where I started. Look at me now. 351 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,175 Got to have dreams, bro. 352 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,930 Leo! We got some brand-new Shanghai vid! 353 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,974 Post it, baby! Go, go, go! FTJ! FTJ! 354 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:43,435 - What's "FTJ"? - "Fuel the Jet." 355 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:44,853 Fuel the Jet, bro. 356 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,314 FTJ. FTJ, legit! 357 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,834 Did you see that? Did you see that? 358 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,378 Look at this. Half of Shanghai gets wrecked and China says "gas leak." 359 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,780 Don't believe the hype, bro. 360 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:58,492 Just like the alien robots in LA two years ago that everyone covered up. 361 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,012 Yeah, I saw these robots, and they did this, like, firing thing 362 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,348 and they came down and toasted this woman, and she was like… 363 00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:05,332 - It looks fake to me. - Dude, it's not fake. 364 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:08,502 The Internet is pure truth. Video doesn't lie. 365 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,265 - It looks fake. - No, man, I've seen them. 366 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,507 - They're, like, these robots… - Look, look, it's fake. 367 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,151 Anybody could do it on any computer, okay? 368 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,219 And I wasn't there, 369 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,513 - so I can't comment or speculate. - No. 370 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,836 "Comment or speculate"? And we're supposed to cohabitate? 371 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,852 No, listen, okay? Don't be sucking the sack, bro! 372 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,645 - Which sack? - The ball sack. 373 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,272 Dude, what kind of tool are you? 374 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:31,358 Mainstream media sack. They're lying to us, all right? 375 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,819 - It's aliens, man. - Okay, okay. 376 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,154 Follow me. 377 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,239 Leo, bad news! 378 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,658 We just got scooped. The video's already up on GFR. 379 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,243 Fassbinder! 380 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,722 Robo-Warrior, the guy's our main competition on conspiracy stuff. 381 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,790 "Effing" was my F-ing idea and he stole it! 382 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,376 He's been linking to my site and thieving hits forever. 383 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,837 By the way, I read your file. I'm poor, you're poor. 384 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,090 We're gonna fix that, all right? You work for me now. 385 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,510 I work for you now? That's incredible. 386 00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,513 It's first day of college, I got a career in a dinky Internet firm 387 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,641 with a boss who is made up of just pure champion stuff. 388 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:06,685 Are you mocking my life's work, Samuel? 389 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,371 That's your one warning patrolling, dude. Don't make me 390 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,081 have Fassbinder hack your financial aid, 'cause I'll do it! 391 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:13,358 Hey, RA. Listen, it's getting a little intense in my room. Can I switch out? 392 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:18,322 Sad face, 312. No switching, no trading. Let's turn that frown upside down, okay? 393 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:19,549 - Oh, here we go. - We made it. Hi. 394 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:20,699 It's just like Hogwarts. 395 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:21,992 - Hi. - Is this co-ed? 396 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,368 This is a co-ed dorm. 397 00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:24,971 - You guys want to meet my room mates? - Yeah. 398 00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:26,246 Some real swell guys. 399 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,730 - Here's Leo. - We're the Witwickys. 400 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:28,874 - I'm Leo. - I'm Judy. 401 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,751 Hey, you have a great son, you really do. 402 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,438 - Well, aren't you the sweetest thing? - Yeah, he's real sweet, Ma. 403 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:34,689 What is that in your hand, by the way? 404 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:38,800 I got this at the bake sale for the environment that those boys are having. 405 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,803 You know, you don't often see white boys with the dreadlocks. 406 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:43,430 - Mom? - Yeah, it's 100% pure, 407 00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:45,140 Hawaiian green for the environment. 408 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,784 - How many of these have you eaten? - Drop it. 409 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,786 - What is this? - Yeah, they baked it with reefer in it. 410 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:50,187 - No, it's… - Please, give me… 411 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,397 Hey! It's my cheat day. I can eat what I want. 412 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:54,459 I'm going to freak out. Please do something right now, Dad. 413 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,692 Please do something right now. 414 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,372 I can eat all the tricking brownies I want! 415 00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,446 Come on, let's go. 416 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,031 I'm sorry and you're welcome. 417 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:05,953 We call it the "Hot Freshman 55." 418 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,997 Sharsky hacked Campus Housing and stacked the dorm with pretty Betties. 419 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,500 Is… Is so nice… 420 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,963 Oh, my God. That's her. She's coming. She sees me, she sees me. 421 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,692 She's tied for number one on my to-do list. 422 00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:21,426 Do not bird-dog my quail, you hear me? 423 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:25,764 Pretty girls! Hey, you. My son lives in this dorm. 424 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,017 You should go make friends with him. He's Sam. 425 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,435 Glad she ain't my mama! 426 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,729 And he recently had his cherry popped! 427 00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:36,167 He didn't know I was in the house! I heard it all! 428 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,859 - Hey! Hey! Hey! - Here he is! 429 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:41,488 He would get in my closet and dress up as Boy Spice! 430 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:47,452 - Hey, and his car is a talking robot! - No, like the GPS. On Star! 431 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,371 - On Star. - Frisbee! 432 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,500 No, Dad! Dad, you just gonna let her run around the school? 433 00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:01,300 - Give it! Mine, mine, mine! - Hey! Crazy! 434 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:03,552 - You want it? - I want it. 435 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:07,055 Judy, Judy, just… Just put it down. 436 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,575 - You gotta control your mother. - I don't know who this woman is. 437 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:12,144 Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A. 438 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:15,105 All right, Grace Slick. We got some snacks in the car. Let's go. 439 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:18,066 - Did you get the booties? All right. - Yes, Dad, I got the booties! 440 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:19,943 I'm upside down! 441 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,518 Black Lion X-Ray, this is Black Lion Tango. 442 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:57,439 We have activation of motion sensors on the western perimeter fence. 443 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,433 Breach at B-14. 444 00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:21,690 Go, go, go, go! 445 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,700 The shard's gone. 446 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,668 Contact! 447 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,045 Take it down! 448 00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:46,298 - Which way? - Shoot left! 449 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,471 Knock it down! 450 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:05,376 First frat party's the game changer. Boys, we're hunting in the wild now. 451 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,068 So, get your game faces on. 452 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:09,338 I can't stay long. I have a webcam date with my girlfriend. 453 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,642 - That's so cool! - No, it's not. 454 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,580 While he's making out with his MacBook, 455 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,540 I'm gonna be getting my Spitzy freaky freak on. 456 00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:22,834 - Let's roll. - She's hot. 457 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,753 Bro, we're hunting! 458 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,133 - See you, darling. - Bye, Dad. 459 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,302 Okay. 460 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,602 This is our first live chat date. I've never done it before. 461 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:42,979 I'm kind of nervous. 462 00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:11,800 - Are you okay? - No. 463 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,553 I was getting a napkin for my drink. 464 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:18,974 Thanks. Cheers. 465 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,059 - It's Sam, right? - Yeah. 466 00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:24,813 - I wanna dance. - What, like… Like dancing? 467 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,983 Like a pairing? Like a duo? Like a coupling? 468 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:32,862 'Cause I'm in a permanently semi… I'm in a relationship, kind of… 469 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:37,284 - Relax. I just want to have some fun. - Wanna have some fun? 470 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:41,371 Yeah, okay. Let's play some checkers. You can sit over there and… 471 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,332 Oh, my… 472 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:48,044 So, how about tonight you pretend I'm your girlfriend 473 00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:50,255 and I pretend that you're my boyfriend? 474 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:03,518 Hey! Who drove the freaking yellow Camaro? 475 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,938 There is a car on the lawn! 476 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:11,943 What are you doing? 477 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,528 Houston, we have a problem. 478 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:14,696 - What is it? - Freshman! 479 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,340 - Yeah? - Is that your car in our bushes? 480 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:20,243 No, there's a friend of mine, he just went to get you a tighter shirt. 481 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:23,038 There isn't a tighter shirt! We checked. 482 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,748 Now how about I park my foot in your ass? 483 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,458 - What size shoe do you wear? - Yeah? 484 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,543 - Hold on. - You wanna try? 485 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,463 - I'll back it up right now. - Get him out of here. 486 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,299 You have a ride? Bro, why are you holding out on us? 487 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:35,526 I've only known you 17 hours. 488 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:39,054 This is gonna really change our lives. You have no idea. 489 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:43,350 - I love Camaros. - I can't do this right now, okay? 490 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:45,352 - Don't be a wimp. - Oh, God! 491 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:57,989 - My first car was my dad's '92 Z28. - Yeah? 492 00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:02,827 Fuel-injected. The roar of the engine, it just tickles me. 493 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:06,206 We shouldn't stare… 494 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:09,793 I mean, share stories with each other at all. 495 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:12,170 Come on, Sam. Just one ride. 496 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,756 Your cheating' heart 497 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,011 Don't. Don't! 498 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:22,847 She's a super freak, super freak She's super freaky 499 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:26,059 - Is your radio broken? - No, my concentration is. 500 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,936 We're not cheating. 501 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,563 Not yet. 502 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,902 Is something wrong here? 503 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,075 God! You okay? 504 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,037 She's mighty, mighty 505 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:49,416 I really don't know what to tell you. This car has a lot of problems. A lot… 506 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,632 Oh, God! It's in my mouth! 507 00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:00,051 Are you okay? I got Wetnaps. 508 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,512 I got Wetnaps for your face! Hold on! 509 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,681 I… I'm so sorry! 510 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:07,517 What are you doing? 511 00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:22,532 You won't give me a day, huh? 512 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:26,411 - You won't give me one day in college? - I'm sorry, Sam, 513 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:29,831 but the last fragment of the AllSpark was stolen. 514 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,749 Like what? Like Decepticons stole it? 515 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:35,879 We placed it under human protection at your government's request, 516 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:38,756 but I'm here for your help, Sam, 517 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,261 because your leaders believe we brought vengeance upon your planet. 518 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:45,346 Perhaps they are right. 519 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:50,518 That is why they must be reminded by another human of the trust we share. 520 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,313 - This isn't my war. - Not yet, 521 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,775 but I fear it soon will be. 522 00:37:56,858 --> 00:38:00,403 Your world must not share the same fate as Cybertron. 523 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,656 Whole generations lost. 524 00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:10,538 I know, and I want to help you, I do, 525 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,708 but I am not some alien ambassador, you know? 526 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,585 I'm a normal kid with normal problems. 527 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:19,047 I am where I'm supposed to be. 528 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,384 I'm sorry. I… 529 00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:26,137 I really am. 530 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:30,058 Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing. 531 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,686 You're Optimus Prime. You don't need me. 532 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,941 We do, more than you know. 533 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:15,562 Conn, Sonar. Gained new contact, bearing 214, and possible hostile, 534 00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:17,647 confirmed for Project Deep Six Drop Point. 535 00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:20,441 - What do you got? - SU pulled five contacts at 5, 000 feet, 536 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:21,734 diving fast. 537 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,032 Never seen anything dive that deep that fast. 538 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:31,619 - Man battle stations. - Chief of the watch, man battle stations! 539 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,580 Helm, left full rudder, all ahead two-thirds. 540 00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:36,374 - Left full rudder, two-thirds. - Dive, go deep. 541 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:00,773 The nets protecting NBE One are screaming, sir. 542 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:04,736 That is 9, 300 fathoms down. And no confirmed DSRVs on site? 543 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,988 - None, sir. - Then, people, we've got a problem! 544 00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:21,294 Need parts! Kill the little one! 545 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,887 The shard make Energon! 546 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,070 Conn, Sonar. Now hold six contacts, and they're coming up fast! 547 00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:49,530 - Sound collision alarm. - Left hard rudder. 548 00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,367 Five hundred feet. 549 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,370 Angel Six, we got six hostiles coming up. 550 00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:05,588 - Collision imminent port side. - One hundred feet. 551 00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:06,714 Brace for impact. 552 00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:36,285 Starscream, I'm home. 553 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:41,457 Lord Megatron, I was so relieved to hear of your resurrection. 554 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:45,712 You left me to die on that pathetic insect planet. 555 00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:50,675 Only to help spawn our new army. The Fallen decrees it! 556 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:55,096 After all, in your absence, someone had to take command. 557 00:41:57,014 --> 00:42:00,393 - So disappointing. - Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile! 558 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:04,605 Even in death, there is no command but mine. 559 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:13,990 My master, I failed you on Earth. 560 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:19,704 The AllSpark is destroyed and without it, our race will perish. 561 00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:26,169 You have much to learn, my disciple. The Cube was merely a vessel. 562 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:29,881 Its power, its knowledge, can never be destroyed. 563 00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:34,552 - It can only transform. - How is that possible? 564 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:38,222 It has been absorbed by the human child. 565 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:43,352 The key to saving our race now lies within his mind. 566 00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:47,064 Well, then, let me strip the very flesh from his body! 567 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:50,610 And you will, my apprentice, in time. 568 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:55,990 For millennia, I have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet 569 00:42:56,073 --> 00:43:02,663 where I, too, was once betrayed by the Primes I called my brothers. 570 00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:10,338 Only a Prime can defeat me, and now, only one remains. 571 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:14,050 Optimus! He protects the boy. 572 00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:17,428 Then the boy will lead us to him 573 00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:23,017 - and revenge will be ours. - Yes. 574 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:28,189 The boy will not escape us. We have him in our sights. 575 00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:33,319 Without more Energon, the hatchlings will keep dying. 576 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:43,120 Space. Time. Gravity. 577 00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:50,127 - Thank you. - Finish that for me. 578 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:53,089 We're going on a journey together, you and I, today. 579 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:58,177 All you eager, nubile, young minds on the very cusp of adulthood. 580 00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:02,014 And I shall be your consort, your guide, 581 00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:06,102 your chaperone, into the heart of darkness. 582 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:10,940 Welcome to Astronomy 101. 583 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:15,570 For what do we know about the stars? 584 00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:19,532 Virgo, the virgin. 585 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,535 Orion, the great hunter. 586 00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:27,248 These are no mere twinkling diamonds for lovely maidens to wish upon. 587 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,667 No, they are dynamos 588 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:34,338 filled with a throbbing, savage and pent-up energy! 589 00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:40,136 Behold the work of Albert Einstein, a professor once, like moi. 590 00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,738 - Energy equals mass… - What you doing? 591 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:43,282 Put your hand down. Put your hand down. 592 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:45,725 Young man, there are no questions 593 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,768 until I've reached the climax of my lecture. 594 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:51,189 I just finished your book and there's only one problem. Einstein's wrong. 595 00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:53,333 Energy does equal mass times the velocity 596 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:54,501 of light squared in this dimension, 597 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:57,486 but what about the other 17? Nobody ever talks about the other 17. 598 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,780 Clear example. 599 00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:04,887 Break down the elemental components of Energon, 600 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,371 assume a constant decay rate and extrapolate for each of the… 601 00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:08,932 Fourteen galactic convergences it took 602 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:12,585 the Sentinel Prime expedition to receive an… Echo on its signal, 603 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,688 you wind up with a formula for inter-dimensional energy increase 604 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,190 that mass and light alone can't possibly explain. 605 00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,507 Come on, guys, I can't be the only one in the class who… 606 00:45:18,591 --> 00:45:23,346 Young man, I will not be punk'd in front of the dean. 607 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:28,100 No, this is my universe here. 608 00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:33,564 Do you understand? I am the alpha and the omega. 609 00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:36,067 - Get out of my class! - Yes, sir. 610 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:41,739 Anyone else care to have some sort of mental breakdown? 611 00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:56,796 Hi, Bones! Hi. Hi. You're such a good boy. 612 00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,674 What a good boy, you are. 613 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,889 Hey, Bones. Are you hungry? 614 00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:12,520 Come on, check that out. 615 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,190 There you go. 616 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:25,533 - Yes, Samuel? - Hello? Mikaela? 617 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,261 I can't believe you're gonna stand me up on our first web chat date. 618 00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:31,085 - Something just happened to me, okay? - What, you finally hit puberty? 619 00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:32,849 No, no, no. Stop laughing. This is serious. Okay. 620 00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:34,643 Remember I was telling you about my great-great-grandfather, 621 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,460 Archibald Witwicky? Remember? 622 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:39,630 Watch it, watch it, watch… No! Okay, remember how I was telling you… 623 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,008 Okay. Can you stop? Watch the foot! Watch your foot! 624 00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:43,134 Mikaela, okay, 625 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:45,362 my great-great-grandfather went on this Arctic mission, right? 626 00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:46,986 And he saw Megatron. Megatron zapped him, 627 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:48,934 and he started seeing these crazy symbols. Okay. 628 00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:50,492 Well, now I'm seeing them, too. Excuse me. 629 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:52,977 I just read a 903-page astronomy book in 32.6 seconds. 630 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,496 I had a meltdown in the middle of my class. 631 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,689 I am seeing symbols ever since I… 632 00:46:57,898 --> 00:47:01,902 - Since what? - Ever since I touched the Cube splinter. 633 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,988 - Do you have it? - Yeah, I have it. 634 00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:07,950 - It's in the shop safe. It's fine. - Mikaela, do not touch it, okay? 635 00:47:08,034 --> 00:47:09,714 - Don't touch it. - I'm not gonna touch it. 636 00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:11,495 Sam, it's fine. It's locked away. 637 00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:13,914 - No one knows where it is. - I do! 638 00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:18,753 You're hot, but you ain't too bright. 639 00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:22,923 There we go. Yeah, that'll work. 640 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:27,261 Damn it! Son of a bitch! 641 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:32,266 What are you looking at, slobber puss? 642 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:36,812 What the… This place is a freaking house of horrors! 643 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,776 Pain… It hurts… 644 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,320 Hold on. 645 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:49,366 Right to five, then… 646 00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,878 Is that the best you got, huh? Is that the best you can do? 647 00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:04,465 What are you doing here, you little freak? 648 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:07,093 That's my eye, you crazy bitch! 649 00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:11,389 - You gonna talk now? - I seek knowledge from the Cube. 650 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,224 - The Fallen demands me! - What knowledge? 651 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,994 You got the shard, I need the shard. Give me the shard. I need the shard. 652 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:18,562 They're gonna whack me! I'm gonna be dead without that shard! 653 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:21,732 Easy, warrior goddess, I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone! 654 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:25,111 - And I'm your worst nightmare. - Hey, hey, hey! 655 00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:26,671 - What the hell was that? - I'll tell you later, 656 00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:28,239 just not on an open phone line, okay? 657 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:29,341 I'm gonna get on a plane right now 658 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,765 and I'll be there later this afternoon. Just be careful, Sam. 659 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,628 And have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today? 660 00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,422 Yeah, a live bomb! 661 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:45,798 - No. - Good. 662 00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:01,105 Major, incoming SOS from Autobots! 663 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:04,984 Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion. Vicinity, eastern United States, sir! 664 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:08,070 - As in how many? - Unclear, sir. 665 00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,530 Well, get clear. 666 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:17,079 The Autobots are on the move, splitting into two teams, sir. 667 00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:18,306 They're not answering our calls 668 00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:19,975 and they're heading to New York and Philadelphia. 669 00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:23,210 All right, full weapons deployment. Wheels up in 20 minutes! 670 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,254 Move it! 671 00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:28,507 Let's go! 672 00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:36,891 Flight 57, welcome to Philadelphia. 673 00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:41,061 Alicia, mi amour, can I interest you in an 18-inch Zookeeper's special? 674 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:43,705 Extra-large, triple cheese, with every known animal as a topping. 675 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:45,774 Basically, I've got, like, 18 inches of meat. 676 00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:48,444 Unless you're vegetarian. All right. It's cool. I am, too. 677 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:51,822 - Sam home? - Sam? I think he died, 678 00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:53,199 but why don't we check? 679 00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:55,159 - Here we are. - Hey! 680 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,469 You ever have a song stuck in your head? It's like 681 00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:58,513 the worst song ever, but you can't help to whistle it or sing it 682 00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:02,208 'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself? 683 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,418 Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, 684 00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:05,896 - kitten calendar… - Dude, what the eff? 685 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,064 I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. 686 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:10,174 Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head. 687 00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:11,897 Now it's on the walls. Everything is good. 688 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:14,011 This is the part that… 689 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:18,891 Okay, what were you saying? 690 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:22,353 Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this. Let's go. 691 00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:23,771 Get out. 692 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,689 Wait, wait, wait! Can I just sit and watch? 693 00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:27,900 I'll… I'll eat my pizza quietly. 694 00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:30,903 Sam, I knew there was something special about you. 695 00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:32,279 Really? 696 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,908 And I know you know what happens 697 00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:38,911 when two people in the know get together. 698 00:50:38,994 --> 00:50:42,289 They're genuinely amazing in bed. 699 00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:45,584 Thank you. 700 00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:48,395 All right, listen, hold on! Boundaries. 701 00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:53,551 - Flag on the play. Okay. I'm very ticklish. - We have needs, Sam. Relax. 702 00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:54,843 Jeez! 703 00:50:56,762 --> 00:50:59,848 What about this economy? It's crazy, isn't it? 704 00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:04,979 - You are very aggressive. - Just relax. 705 00:51:05,104 --> 00:51:07,398 You want some turkey meatloaf? 706 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:13,696 Sam? 707 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:18,575 - Mikaela! - Is that your girlfriend? 708 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:20,828 Ex. 709 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,998 Mikaela! Wait! 710 00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,751 I can explain… 711 00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:48,230 Sam, your bed buddy, Alice… 712 00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:08,292 All right, come on. 713 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:09,978 - She's coming! - She's an alien robot! You gotta move. 714 00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:11,337 - Is this real? - Just run! 715 00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:20,614 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I can't believe I almost had sex with her in my dream! 716 00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:22,407 I can tell that you really missed me a lot, Sam! 717 00:52:22,431 --> 00:52:23,867 - Look, it's not my fault, okay? - It's not your fault? 718 00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:25,309 Listen! Listen, I'm a victim! 719 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:26,786 - You were a victim? Of what? - Yeah. 720 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,705 - Of what, a little 80-pound girl? - Of… Of molestation. 721 00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:30,498 It was like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox! 722 00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:31,916 You didn't have to put your tongue in her mouth! 723 00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:33,067 - I didn't! Look! - You did! 724 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,712 You ever had your stomach tongued by a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue? 725 00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:38,906 It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela? And it smelled like… Like diesel! 726 00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:42,326 - Like a diesel-y tinge to it! - You're such a little girl! 727 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,329 We're gonna have 10 seconds of silence right now. 728 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:45,680 I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds. 729 00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:47,599 You can't give me the silent treatment! You know what? 730 00:52:47,623 --> 00:52:50,226 I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds. You have three seconds left. 731 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,519 You know what? You can give me the silent treatment 732 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,463 all you want, but you can't keep me from talking. 733 00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,231 - What were you gonna say? - I hope you had a lot of fun, 734 00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:57,174 because this, this is over. 735 00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,676 She violated your orifice with her nasty alien probe? 736 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,072 She did it? She went in there? All her little embryo alien babies 737 00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:04,991 are gestating and hatching inside of you. They're growing right now, probably! 738 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,810 You need to vomit it right now. Yak it! Yak it right now! 739 00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:09,019 Who are you? 740 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:12,189 I'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz. Okay? I'm the key to this. 741 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:13,952 The aliens, they want me 'cause of my site. 742 00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:20,989 Whoa, guys, right there! 743 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:26,537 Run! 744 00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:31,625 Mikaela! 745 00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,395 Come on! We gotta move! 746 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,647 It's a bomb! 747 00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:04,158 You've got to get that box! 748 00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:10,873 - This way. - What? Hey! Let me out, let me out! 749 00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:14,751 Oh, my God, you know how to hot-wire a car? That's so hot! 750 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:17,105 Drive, drive, drive! She's right there! She's right there! 751 00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:19,923 Come on, come on, come on. 752 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:22,676 Go! Go! Go! Back up the car! 753 00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:25,095 Now! 754 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,015 Tongue! 755 00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:34,313 Oh, my God! 756 00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:43,322 Kiss this, bitch! 757 00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:50,579 Drive, drive, drive. 758 00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:54,642 Okay, so what else don't I know, all right? 759 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,706 Since you guys forgot to mention some minor details. 760 00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:02,090 That thing you saw back there, that was the little baby… 761 00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:09,848 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Sam! 762 00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:14,311 Sam! 763 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:19,983 - Sam! - Hold on! 764 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,401 - Pull me up! - Hold on! 765 00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:25,572 Sam, get back in! 766 00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:30,410 I don't want to die! We're gonna die! Oh, my God! 767 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:57,604 Jesus! Jesus! 768 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,406 Come here, boy. 769 00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:09,992 Closer. 770 00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:11,868 - Oh, my God. - Okay. 771 00:56:11,952 --> 00:56:14,371 You remember me, don't you? 772 00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:16,915 I did what you said, okay? Just don't hurt us. 773 00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:18,292 Shut up! 774 00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:20,294 Sam! 775 00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:30,512 Yeah! Yes, yes. 776 00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:34,141 It feels good to grab your flesh! 777 00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:40,147 I am going to kill you slowly, painfully, 778 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:44,860 but first, we have some delicate work to do. 779 00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:50,991 How I could snap your limbs off! 780 00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:54,828 Doctor, examine this alien specimen. 781 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:58,790 I'll scan you. Let's take a look at your face. 782 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:06,590 I'm the doctor. The odd job. Information! 783 00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:09,968 Yeah! 784 00:57:17,643 --> 00:57:19,853 Beseeching my shard! 785 00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:21,772 Easy or tough way? 786 00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:46,564 - There they are. - That's what I'm seeing in my head. 787 00:57:46,588 --> 00:57:50,467 These symbols can lead us to the Energon source. 788 00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:54,638 We must have the brain on the table! 789 00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:57,307 - Chop, chop! - Brain? 790 00:57:57,391 --> 00:57:58,642 What does he mean by my brain? 791 00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:01,645 Well, you have something on your mind, something I need. 792 00:58:01,728 --> 00:58:03,728 Hold on. I know you're pissed. I know you're pissed 793 00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:05,750 because I tried to kill you and it's completely understandable. 794 00:58:05,774 --> 00:58:07,251 If somebody tried to kill me, I'd be upset, too. 795 00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:09,861 I think that we have an opportunity here 796 00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:13,073 to start anew and develop our relationship 797 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:15,450 and see where it leads us, okay? 798 00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:18,662 So, you just call Doctor Inspector off and let's just talk for five seconds! 799 00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:19,955 Wait, wait, wait! 800 00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:28,964 - Come on! Go, go! - Sam! 801 00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:32,926 Go, go, go! 802 00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:00,287 Sam! 803 00:59:07,919 --> 00:59:09,129 Run! 804 00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,637 Go, go, go, go! 805 00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:20,015 Here he comes! 806 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,231 Hide, Sam! 807 00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:40,368 Weak! 808 00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:45,624 Puny! Waste of metal! 809 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,004 Junkyard crap! 810 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,341 Decepticons! 811 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,895 Come here, boy. 812 01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:41,805 There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet. 813 01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:43,974 The boy could lead us to it. 814 01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,325 Optimus! 815 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:20,927 Is the future of our race not worth a single human life? 816 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:24,764 - Up! Get up! - You'll never stop at one! 817 01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:28,393 I'll take you all on! 818 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:12,145 Piece of tin! 819 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:16,024 Sam! Where are you? 820 01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:19,778 No! 821 01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:22,989 You're so weak! 822 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:54,604 The last Prime is dead! 823 01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:08,201 Sam, run. Run. 824 01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:20,213 Autobots, attack! 825 01:03:24,884 --> 01:03:27,220 Bumblebee, get them out of here! 826 01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:41,985 This is Lennox. 827 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:58,001 - That went well. - We've lost the boy, Master. 828 01:03:58,084 --> 01:04:00,587 The Autobots must be shielding their signals. 829 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:04,924 I can't even rely on you to swat a simple insect? 830 01:04:06,468 --> 01:04:09,304 - One insect among seven billion! - Shut up! 831 01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:13,058 He could be anywhere. 832 01:04:13,141 --> 01:04:16,603 Then we will force them to find him for us! 833 01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:20,356 It's time for the world to know of our presence. 834 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,568 No more disguises. No mercy! 835 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:27,572 The time has come for my master's arrival. 836 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:36,873 Decepticons, mobilize. It is time. 837 01:04:54,474 --> 01:04:56,726 Speaking French is so exciting! 838 01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:58,520 Oh, God, who is this? 839 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:03,191 Hello? I mean, bonsoir! 840 01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:07,862 - What? Who is this? - Where is the boy? 841 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:12,867 For Pete's sakes. I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth-breathing. 842 01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:54,158 Jeez! 843 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,786 You are invading my space. I'm gonna have to drop you. 844 01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:58,079 Would you get out of here? 845 01:05:58,163 --> 01:06:00,474 I didn't come all the way across the ocean to eat a plate of snails. 846 01:06:00,498 --> 01:06:01,791 I want to try new things. 847 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,252 Looks like Canadian goose poop. 848 01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:06,963 It's nasty. 849 01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:22,580 Revenge is mine. 850 01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:41,641 Yeah! 851 01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,895 … definitely not a plane… 852 01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:48,064 Look, carriers don't just sink. 853 01:07:48,147 --> 01:07:51,276 … a horrible accident or a terrorist attack or worse… 854 01:07:51,609 --> 01:07:53,569 Negative. NORAD confirmed, 855 01:07:53,653 --> 01:07:57,991 projectile came from beyond our atmosphere, inbound at 30, 000 knots. 856 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:15,758 Citizens of the human hive, 857 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:19,262 your leaders have withheld the truth. 858 01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:22,890 You are not alone in this universe. 859 01:08:23,599 --> 01:08:26,686 We have lived among you, hidden, 860 01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:30,356 but no more. 861 01:08:30,690 --> 01:08:35,361 As you've seen, we can destroy your cities at will, 862 01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:40,533 unless you turn over this boy 863 01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:51,878 If you resist us, we will destroy the world as you know it. 864 01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:54,148 What we're hearing from the German government 865 01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:57,216 is that the world broadcast was a satellite hacking. 866 01:08:57,300 --> 01:09:00,637 The military has just told us they have assumed Condition Delta, 867 01:09:00,928 --> 01:09:03,473 which is the highest level we have been at since 9/11. 868 01:09:03,556 --> 01:09:05,516 President Obama is being flown to a bunker 869 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,320 somewhere in the middle of the United States 870 01:09:07,352 --> 01:09:11,814 in the face of the worst simultaneous attacks ever around the globe. 871 01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:17,278 The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes down off the East Coast, all hands lost. 872 01:09:17,362 --> 01:09:20,531 Worldwide casualties are in the neighbourhood of 7, 000, 873 01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:22,325 but that number could climb. 874 01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:23,510 It's still too early to tell. 875 01:09:23,534 --> 01:09:25,953 What we need to ask now is, "Who and why?" 876 01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:28,956 The FBI is still trying to locate the boy, Sam Witwicky. 877 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,751 We believe they have information about the attacks. 878 01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:34,170 The FBI, CIA and Interpol 879 01:09:34,253 --> 01:09:37,590 are all seeking the cooperation of worldwide law enforcement. 880 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,860 You need to listen to this, man. You gotta check this out. 881 01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:42,571 - They have a traffic-camera spotting… - They have a picture of me, man. 882 01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:46,015 We're dead, bro. FBI, CIA, we are wanted fugitives now! 883 01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:47,308 I just need you to focus 884 01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:48,410 - for one minute, man. - Just stop. 885 01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,079 This thing has blown up to a whole other level, all right? 886 01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:51,830 You know what? Give me this thing. They can track us. 887 01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:53,815 - Do you see this? - What? 888 01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:58,569 They can track us? Like, satellite track us? 889 01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:00,613 Okay, I'm not even with you guys! 890 01:10:00,696 --> 01:10:03,032 Technically, I'm like a hostage. This is kidnapping… 891 01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:04,409 - Enough is… - Yo, Leo! 892 01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:06,869 This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear. 893 01:10:06,953 --> 01:10:09,390 - That's 'cause you is a wuss. - You guys forced me into that car, right? 894 01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:10,414 I think he's scared. 895 01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:13,000 Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do with this shrimp taco? 896 01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:14,478 Let's pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk 897 01:10:14,502 --> 01:10:16,105 and then nobody gonna know nothing, know what I mean? 898 01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:19,048 - Not in my trunk. - Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you. 899 01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:21,342 Okay? I'm right here and I can hear you! 900 01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:23,594 No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay? 901 01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:25,221 I've had a hell of a day! 902 01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:28,724 Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass? 903 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:29,934 Go whine to your boyfriend! 904 01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:32,287 Listen, Sam, I know what I'm gonna do, man. Look, I'm just going to go 905 01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:33,414 to the authorities and tell them the truth. 906 01:10:33,438 --> 01:10:34,498 Like, I had nothing to do with this. 907 01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:36,125 - So, I'm not an accomplice. - Hey, you wanted this, right? 908 01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:37,543 You wanted the real deal? Well, that's what this is. 909 01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:38,961 Wake up! You're in the middle of it! 910 01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:41,320 You want to run? Go ahead! No one's stopping you. 911 01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:43,948 Stop complaining. 912 01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:21,694 What is the meaning of this? 913 01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:23,946 You dare point a gun at me? 914 01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:27,784 You want a piece of me? I will tear you apart! 915 01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:32,163 Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons! 916 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:33,765 - Tell them to lower their weapons! - Tell them first. 917 01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:34,892 Tell them to lower their weapons. 918 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:36,918 Major, there's nothing I can do. Talk to him. 919 01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,878 Your NEST team is deactivated, Major. 920 01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:41,881 You are to cease anti-Decepticon operations 921 01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:44,300 and return to Diego Garcia pending further orders. 922 01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:46,783 No, we take our orders directly from Chairman Morshower, sir. 923 01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:48,697 Well, I'll see your Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff 924 01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:51,224 and I will raise you a President of the United States. 925 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:52,767 I have operational command now. 926 01:11:52,850 --> 01:11:55,061 An alien blood feud has been brought to our shores 927 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:56,864 for which our soldiers are paying the price. 928 01:11:57,271 --> 01:11:58,898 The secret is out! 929 01:11:58,981 --> 01:12:02,443 This is our war now and we will win it as we always have, 930 01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,445 with a coordinated military strategy. 931 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:07,490 This fool is terribly misinformed. 932 01:12:07,573 --> 01:12:09,009 You're gonna need every asset that you've got. 933 01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:10,743 What we need is to draw up battle plans 934 01:12:10,826 --> 01:12:12,995 while we explore every possible diplomatic solution. 935 01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:14,580 Like what, handing over the kid? 936 01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:17,750 All options are being considered. 937 01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:22,296 Whatever the Decepticons are after, this is just the start. 938 01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:25,466 - There is no negotiating with them. - I'm ordering you to stand down. 939 01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:29,637 You won't be needing this any more. Get your assets back to base! 940 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:32,932 And take that pile of scrap metal back to Diego Garcia. 941 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:35,476 Let's go! 942 01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:40,648 I really don't like that dude. He's an asshole. 943 01:12:40,731 --> 01:12:43,234 Autobots, report to hangar for transport. 944 01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:48,656 - Ironhide, we should leave this planet. - That's not what Optimus would want. 945 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,844 There's nothing that you could have done. 946 01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:16,559 - You okay? - Yeah. 947 01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:22,565 Bee, if you hate me, I understand. 948 01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:33,534 I messed up. I'm sorry. 949 01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:39,457 Young fella, you are the person I care about most in my life. 950 01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:42,627 If there's anything you need, I won't be far away. 951 01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:48,591 He's dead because of me. He came here to protect me and he's dead. 952 01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:51,761 There's some things you just can't change. 953 01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:56,015 So, his sacrifice for us would not have been in vain. Hallelujah! 954 01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:59,602 I'm gonna make it right. I'm going to turn myself in. 955 01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,854 We… We've got to stick together. 956 01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:10,196 - You're not going to do that. - Yes, I am. 957 01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:18,037 Everything we worked for will be wiped out in one day! 958 01:14:20,665 --> 01:14:22,833 - You two… - Huh? 959 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,043 Hey, you know the glyphs? 960 01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:26,587 These? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head? 961 01:14:27,421 --> 01:14:31,384 That's old school, yo. That's, like… That's Cybertronian. 962 01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:33,070 That's some serious stuff, right there. 963 01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:36,138 They gotta mean something, like a message or like a map. 964 01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:37,640 Like a map to an Energon source! 965 01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:40,977 - Can you read this? - Read? 966 01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:43,354 No. We don't really do much reading. Not so much. 967 01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:45,517 If you can't read it, we gotta find somebody who can. 968 01:14:45,564 --> 01:14:47,191 Look who came sashaying back! 969 01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:48,914 Hair growing like a Chia Pet. Look at him. 970 01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:50,837 I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, right? 971 01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:52,021 That's 'cause you're a pussy. 972 01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:54,471 I think I'm allowed that, considering what I've been through. 973 01:14:54,573 --> 01:14:55,658 I heard you have a problem. 974 01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:58,744 - I think I know someone who can help. - Who? 975 01:14:58,828 --> 01:14:59,996 Robo-Warrior. 976 01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:04,792 This guy, Robo-Warrior, 977 01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:07,253 everything about anything alien, he's supposed to know. 978 01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:08,772 One time we revenge-hacked his site 979 01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:13,217 and maybe I saw some of your alien drawings or whatever. 980 01:15:25,771 --> 01:15:27,606 This is it. Yep. 981 01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:28,858 Deli. Good front! 982 01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:31,777 All right, wait here. I'll give you the go/no go. All right? 983 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:34,947 Number 42, we got your kishka, knish, 984 01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:38,159 kasha-varnishka and kreplach combo right here. 985 01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,577 Cash only. Who's next? 986 01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:42,955 I told you to cure the lox in the brine and then smoke it. 987 01:15:43,038 --> 01:15:44,683 Ma, you want me to cut my hand off, or what? 988 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,268 You… You ruined a beautiful piece offish, you retard! 989 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:47,686 I'm like a ninja with a blade. It's an art form. 990 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:48,979 Give me your money. Get out of here! 991 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:52,923 Hey, Sal! Watch your reach, huh? Take a number, young man. 992 01:15:53,507 --> 01:15:54,925 Robo-Warrior. 993 01:15:56,635 --> 01:15:58,804 - Know him? - I never heard of him. 994 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:01,223 You never heard of TheRealEffingDeal. com? 995 01:16:01,307 --> 01:16:03,851 You must be talking about that amateur-hour blog operation 996 01:16:03,934 --> 01:16:07,063 - with Game Boy-level security. - Robo-Warrior. 997 01:16:08,189 --> 01:16:11,025 It's him! It's him! That's the guy right there! That's him! 998 01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:13,527 No. 999 01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:16,465 - You got to be kidding me. - All right, meat store's closed! 1000 01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:18,866 - Everybody out! Out, right now! - When he says to go, 1001 01:16:18,949 --> 01:16:20,594 - you go. - That means you, lady, right now. 1002 01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:22,804 - Wait a minute. You know this guy? - We're old friends. 1003 01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:26,290 Old friends? You're the case that shut down Sector Seven, 1004 01:16:26,373 --> 01:16:27,708 got the kibosh, disbanded. 1005 01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:31,045 No more security clearance, no retirement, no nothing. 1006 01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:34,090 All 'cause of you and your little criminal girlfriend. 1007 01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:38,469 - Look at her now, so mature. - Moron! Where's the whitefish? 1008 01:16:38,552 --> 01:16:40,429 Hey! Don't touch me with the pig. 1009 01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:42,097 - Yakov! - What? 1010 01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:44,225 You don't get Christmas bonuses standing around! 1011 01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:46,101 You want those new teeth you saw on SkyMall? 1012 01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:48,395 - It's my dream. - Help her out. 1013 01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:50,064 You live with your mama? 1014 01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:51,541 No, my mama lives with me. It's a big difference. 1015 01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:53,445 They got your face all over the news, alien boy. 1016 01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:55,903 - Yeah, I know. - And NBE One's still kicking, huh? 1017 01:16:55,986 --> 01:16:58,155 How did that happen? Don't answer. 1018 01:16:58,239 --> 01:17:00,675 I don't know what you're hiding, but I don't want anything to do with it. 1019 01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:03,452 So, good-bye. You never saw me. I got bagels to schmear. Vanish. 1020 01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:05,996 Can you give me five seconds? Look, hold on, I need your help. 1021 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,666 Really? You need my help? 1022 01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:11,377 I need… Look, I am slowly losing my mind. 1023 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,087 Okay, I had a little crab-bot, 1024 01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:15,330 plunged a device deep into the soft tissues of my brain 1025 01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:18,217 and started projecting little alien symbols like a freaking home movie! 1026 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:21,112 And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive. So, you think you got it rough? 1027 01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:23,305 You said it projected images off your brain? 1028 01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:25,975 - Right. - Meat locker, now! 1029 01:17:26,725 --> 01:17:27,977 Dead pigs. 1030 01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,229 What you're about to see is top secret. 1031 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,023 Do not tell my mother. 1032 01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:36,151 - Swine flu. Not good. - Now you know. 1033 01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:39,196 Next time you eat a goat or a pig, there's a story behind it. 1034 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:40,573 Sad little story. 1035 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,883 An entire city flat. How do you explain that? 1036 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:43,051 Are you saying you believe in aliens now? 1037 01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:46,245 Okay, files, files. We're talking about symbols. 1038 01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:49,540 Hey, still radioactive. Hands off. 1039 01:17:50,332 --> 01:17:52,251 Okay, Cube-brain. 1040 01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:55,087 Any of these look like the symbols you saw? 1041 01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:56,505 Where'd you get these? 1042 01:17:56,589 --> 01:18:00,259 Before I got fired, I poached S-7's crown jewel, 1043 01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:05,723 over 75 years of alien research, which points to one inescapable fact. 1044 01:18:05,806 --> 01:18:09,768 The Transformers, they've been here a long, long time. 1045 01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:11,270 How do I know? 1046 01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:14,273 Archaeologists found these unexplained markings 1047 01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:16,609 in ancient ruins all over the world. 1048 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:19,111 China. Egypt. Greece. 1049 01:18:20,070 --> 01:18:21,655 Shot in 1932. 1050 01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:23,574 These the symbols you're seeing in your head? 1051 01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:26,243 - Yeah. - Same ones over here, right? 1052 01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:31,123 So, tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same things? 1053 01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:35,127 Aliens. And I think some of them stayed. 1054 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:38,130 Check this out. Project Black Knife. 1055 01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:43,093 Robots in disguise, hiding here all along. 1056 01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:46,472 We detected radioactive signatures all across the country. 1057 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:50,059 I pleaded on my knees with S-7 to investigate it, 1058 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:53,687 but they said the readings were infinitesimal, 1059 01:18:53,771 --> 01:18:56,231 that I was obsessed. 1060 01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:58,067 Me. Can you imagine that? 1061 01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:01,278 Yeah. Megatron said that there was another Energon source here. 1062 01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:03,239 - On Earth. Another source? - On Earth. 1063 01:19:03,322 --> 01:19:06,200 Okay? And that these symbols, maps in my head, would lead him there. 1064 01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:08,035 You talk to your Autobot friends about this? 1065 01:19:08,118 --> 01:19:09,471 No, no, no, the source is before them. 1066 01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:11,389 Whatever the Energon source is, it predates them. 1067 01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:12,498 It's before them. 1068 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,583 - So, it comes before them. - Correct. 1069 01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:18,045 Well, then we're porked, unless we can talk to a Decepticon. 1070 01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:20,214 I mean, I'm not on speaking terms with them. 1071 01:19:20,297 --> 01:19:22,007 Actually, I am. 1072 01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:28,055 Let me out! 1073 01:19:28,138 --> 01:19:30,391 - This is going to be a little bit sad. - Open it. 1074 01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:34,228 I will have so many Decepticons on your butt! 1075 01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:35,771 Hey, behave! 1076 01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:37,690 - What is it, a Decepticon? - Yeah. 1077 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,566 - And you're training him? - I'm trying to. 1078 01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:43,153 I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens, 1079 01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:46,573 and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little Chihuahua. 1080 01:19:47,157 --> 01:19:49,618 Do you want a throwdown, you pubic 'fro-head? 1081 01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:52,871 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about your eye, you know, 1082 01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:56,083 but, if you're a good boy, then I'm not gonna torch your other eye. 1083 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:57,584 Okay? I'm not gonna torch it. 1084 01:19:57,668 --> 01:20:01,046 Just tell me what these symbols are, please. 1085 01:20:02,256 --> 01:20:03,257 All right. 1086 01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:07,594 I know that. That's the language of the Primes. 1087 01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:11,181 I don't read it, but these guys… 1088 01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:13,767 Where the frick did you find photos of these guys? 1089 01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:17,646 - Is this they? - Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old. 1090 01:20:18,063 --> 01:20:21,317 They've been here thousands of years, looking for something. I don't know what. 1091 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:24,903 Nobody tells me nothing, but they'll translate those symbols for you. 1092 01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:27,323 - And I know where to find them. - Show us. 1093 01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:28,741 Yeah. 1094 01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:34,413 The closest one's in Washington. 1095 01:20:36,749 --> 01:20:41,754 Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Land of dreams in there. 1096 01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:44,506 All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut. 1097 01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,552 - Hold those. - What is that? 1098 01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:51,555 What? I wear them when I'm in a funk. 1099 01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:56,143 So does Giambi, Jeter. It's a baseball thing. Okay. 1100 01:20:56,226 --> 01:20:58,226 Watches synchronized, sharp mind and empty bladder. 1101 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:01,690 You get caught, demand an attorney and don't ever say my name. 1102 01:21:01,774 --> 01:21:03,585 Okay, take one of these pills. Slip it under your tongue. 1103 01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:05,929 It's the high-concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies. 1104 01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:07,696 Tricks the polygraph every time. 1105 01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:09,531 Okay. Now, let's get this show on the road. 1106 01:21:10,491 --> 01:21:12,076 No, listen, I can't do this. 1107 01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:14,137 I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys. I'm not gonna do this. 1108 01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:16,705 - Guards have guns. I don't want to die. - Kid, kid, kid. 1109 01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:19,708 You compromise this mission, you are dead to me. 1110 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:22,377 Now look into my eyes and tighten up that sphincter. 1111 01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:24,713 The museum is now closing. 1112 01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:27,716 Yo, baba! Bad news, bro! Ran out of toilet paper! 1113 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,152 You got any out here? Please tell me you do. 1114 01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:32,179 Sir! I suggest you get in there. The museum is closed! 1115 01:21:32,262 --> 01:21:34,741 Listen, man, I understand that, but as you can see, this is important. 1116 01:21:34,765 --> 01:21:36,725 All right? Thumper dumper. I got to go. All right. 1117 01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:39,686 Sir, you are a grown, naked man around children. 1118 01:21:39,770 --> 01:21:42,689 - Pull your pants up and exit the building. - I'm not going anywhere. 1119 01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:50,072 - You got that paper, right, sir? - You should be embarrassed. 1120 01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:52,282 This is a family museum, sir. 1121 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,760 What is going on here? 1122 01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:16,348 How many times can you get tased in the nuts before you can't have kids? 1123 01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:18,642 You are an amateur, man, a rank amateur. 1124 01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:24,731 We just downed five guards. Five guards. 1125 01:22:24,815 --> 01:22:26,543 - Get your stuff and get out of here. - Give me a second here. 1126 01:22:26,567 --> 01:22:28,277 I got to get the tracker, all right. 1127 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,779 - Be good. - I'm claustrophobic. 1128 01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:51,008 Look, look. Follow him. Follow him. He knows where he's going. 1129 01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:57,890 - He knows something. - What? 1130 01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,016 He knows something. 1131 01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:06,022 You got what I got? 1132 01:23:06,064 --> 01:23:07,733 - Yeah. - Blackbird. 1133 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:12,321 There he is. 1134 01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:16,033 This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board! 1135 01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:20,329 Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen. 1136 01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:29,463 Shit. It's a Decepticon! 1137 01:23:29,755 --> 01:23:31,924 - Decepticon? - Decepticon? 1138 01:23:32,216 --> 01:23:34,051 Behind the MiG now! 1139 01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:49,358 What sort of hideous mausoleum is this? 1140 01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:52,694 Answer me, pawns and knaves! 1141 01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:56,114 Show yourselves or suffer my infinite wrath! 1142 01:23:57,324 --> 01:24:00,285 You little spinal-cord-based organisms! 1143 01:24:01,411 --> 01:24:02,663 Bugger it! 1144 01:24:03,163 --> 01:24:07,668 Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire! 1145 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,128 Prepare for remote systems override! 1146 01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:12,815 - I tell you, this guy did not age well. - I don't think he's gonna hurt us. 1147 01:24:12,839 --> 01:24:15,133 I command these doors to open. 1148 01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:19,179 Fire! I said, fire! 1149 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,390 Bollocks! 1150 01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:25,060 - Damn these worthless parts. - Wait a second! 1151 01:24:25,143 --> 01:24:28,480 Itchy, wretched rust in my arse! 1152 01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:32,734 The museum is going to be very angry. Very angry. 1153 01:24:32,818 --> 01:24:34,486 We gotta catch that plane. 1154 01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:41,827 - Right. I'm on a mission. - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1155 01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,805 - What do you want? - Look, we just want to talk! 1156 01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:45,581 I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission. 1157 01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:48,917 I'm a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am I on? 1158 01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,377 - Earth. - Earth? 1159 01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:55,507 Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it "Dirt. "Planet "Dirt." 1160 01:24:55,590 --> 01:24:59,011 Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? 1161 01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:00,762 - Who's winning? - The Decepticons. 1162 01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:05,225 - Well, I changed sides to the Autobots. - What do you mean, "changed sides"? 1163 01:25:05,309 --> 01:25:08,812 It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. 1164 01:25:08,895 --> 01:25:12,566 So much negativity. Who wants to live a life filled with hate? 1165 01:25:12,649 --> 01:25:13,710 You mean you don't have to work 1166 01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:15,444 for those miserable, freaking Decepticons? 1167 01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:19,072 If Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe. 1168 01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:21,950 I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides, too, warrior goddess. 1169 01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:24,202 - Who's your little Autobot? - You're cute. 1170 01:25:24,286 --> 01:25:27,331 Name's Wheelie. Yeah. Say my name, say my name. 1171 01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:29,684 What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now? 1172 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:30,834 At least he's faithful, Sam. 1173 01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:33,879 Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted. 1174 01:25:35,464 --> 01:25:36,524 Can you just… Can you stop? 1175 01:25:36,548 --> 01:25:38,026 - Hey, what are you doing? - It's just something 1176 01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:40,028 to think about. I won't argue with… What were you saying? 1177 01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:44,139 I told you my name was Jetfire, so stop judging me. 1178 01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:45,640 Somebody shit the bed this morning. 1179 01:25:45,724 --> 01:25:47,368 - Look at this guy. - I have issues of my own. 1180 01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:48,894 And it started with my mother! 1181 01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:51,438 My ancestors have been here for centuries. 1182 01:25:51,521 --> 01:25:54,483 My father, he was a wheel, the first wheel. 1183 01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:56,818 - Do you know what he transformed into? - No. 1184 01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:57,944 Nothing! 1185 01:25:58,028 --> 01:26:01,698 But he did so with honour, dignity, damn it! 1186 01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:09,539 Bollocks. 1187 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:12,084 My boosters are fried. 1188 01:26:14,086 --> 01:26:15,326 I think we can help each other. 1189 01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:18,256 You know things I don't know. I know things you don't know, I do. 1190 01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:20,759 I don't think he knows anything. Honestly, I don't. 1191 01:26:22,552 --> 01:26:24,906 I could do this all day. It comes in waves, these vivid symbols. 1192 01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:27,891 They're symbols, but they're in my mind. You see, all this is in my mind 1193 01:26:27,974 --> 01:26:29,851 and Megatron wants what's in my mind. 1194 01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:33,146 - Him and someone called The Fallen. - The Fallen? I know him. 1195 01:26:33,230 --> 01:26:36,483 He left me here to rust. The original Decepticon. 1196 01:26:36,566 --> 01:26:40,362 He's terrible to work for. It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis. 1197 01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:42,489 These transcriptions, they were part of my mission, 1198 01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:43,572 The Fallen's search. 1199 01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:47,202 I remember now, for the Dagger's Tip, and the key. 1200 01:26:47,285 --> 01:26:49,430 Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key? What are you talking about? 1201 01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:53,959 No time to explain. Hold on, everybody! Stay still or you'll die! 1202 01:27:20,819 --> 01:27:21,903 Well, that wasn't so bad. 1203 01:27:21,987 --> 01:27:23,715 I just hope we're still on the right planet. 1204 01:27:23,739 --> 01:27:25,699 Hey, that freaking hurt! 1205 01:27:26,992 --> 01:27:28,326 Oh, my God. 1206 01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:36,835 Oh, God. 1207 01:27:41,298 --> 01:27:43,258 Oh, my God, what a beautiful face. 1208 01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:47,304 This would be a perfect moment, except you landed on my testicles. 1209 01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:49,014 Please, get off. 1210 01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:52,392 God, my balls. 1211 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:54,853 Sam! 1212 01:27:55,937 --> 01:27:59,065 - Where are we? Simmons! - Hey! Yeah! 1213 01:27:59,357 --> 01:28:04,112 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What is this? It's Vegas. 1214 01:28:04,196 --> 01:28:06,031 - You guys okay? - Yeah. 1215 01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:08,617 Hey, I think we're in Vegas! 1216 01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:12,287 That really, really hurt. You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt! 1217 01:28:12,370 --> 01:28:15,099 People could have gotten killed, okay? And if I would have gotten hurt, 1218 01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:17,083 - you would have heard… - Shut up. 1219 01:28:17,167 --> 01:28:21,463 I told you I was opening a space bridge. It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt. 1220 01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:24,382 When did you… When did you tell us? You didn't tell us anything. 1221 01:28:24,466 --> 01:28:26,277 You didn't tell us anything. Why are we in Egypt? 1222 01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:30,889 Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling! You were duly informed! 1223 01:28:30,972 --> 01:28:32,700 Can you just stop for a second? Can you focus? 1224 01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:33,951 Can you tell us why we're in Egypt 1225 01:28:33,975 --> 01:28:36,645 so we can all have a little bit of semblance of peace of mind? 1226 01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:40,148 This planet was visited by our race once before, 1227 01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:42,984 by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago. 1228 01:28:43,068 --> 01:28:45,987 They were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energon, 1229 01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:48,657 the lifeblood of our race. 1230 01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:53,578 Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize and rust, like my wretched self! 1231 01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:57,582 Do you have any idea what it's like to slowly fall apart and die? 1232 01:28:57,666 --> 01:29:00,585 Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer? 1233 01:29:01,378 --> 01:29:06,591 Beginning, middle, end. Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it. 1234 01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:11,513 Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine. 1235 01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:15,809 It harvests Energon by destroying suns. 1236 01:29:15,892 --> 01:29:17,602 - Destroy suns? - You mean blow them up? 1237 01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:19,563 Yes. You see, in the beginning, 1238 01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:22,774 there were seven Primes, our original leaders. 1239 01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:26,945 And they set out into the universe, seeking distant suns to harvest. 1240 01:29:27,612 --> 01:29:33,034 The Primes set out with one rule, never destroy a planet with life, 1241 01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:36,037 until one of them tried to defy this rule. 1242 01:29:36,121 --> 01:29:40,375 And his name for evermore was The Fallen. 1243 01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:44,504 He despised the human race 1244 01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:49,885 and he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine. 1245 01:29:49,968 --> 01:29:54,014 The only way to activate it is with a legendary key 1246 01:29:54,097 --> 01:29:57,183 called the Matrix of Leadership. 1247 01:30:03,481 --> 01:30:07,861 A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix. 1248 01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:15,160 The Fallen was stronger than his brothers, 1249 01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:20,999 so they had no choice but to steal and hide it from him. 1250 01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:26,463 In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away 1251 01:30:26,546 --> 01:30:29,716 in a tomb made of their very own bodies, 1252 01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:33,345 a tomb we cannot find. 1253 01:30:34,804 --> 01:30:40,477 Somewhere, buried in this desert, that deadly machine remains. 1254 01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,604 The Fallen knows where it is 1255 01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:48,318 and if he finds the tomb of the Primes, your world will be no more. 1256 01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:50,320 Okay, so how do we stop him? 1257 01:30:50,403 --> 01:30:52,781 Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen. 1258 01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:54,449 Optimus Prime? 1259 01:30:56,868 --> 01:30:58,995 So, you've met a Prime? 1260 01:30:59,079 --> 01:31:02,165 Why, you must have met a great descendant. 1261 01:31:02,248 --> 01:31:05,377 Is he alive, here on this planet? 1262 01:31:06,086 --> 01:31:08,380 He sacrificed himself to save me. 1263 01:31:08,838 --> 01:31:10,298 So, he's dead. 1264 01:31:10,382 --> 01:31:14,469 Without a Prime, it's impossible. No one else could stop The Fallen. 1265 01:31:14,552 --> 01:31:18,556 So, the same energy that's gonna be used to reactivate the machine, 1266 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:21,267 could that energy somehow be used to reactivate Optimus 1267 01:31:21,351 --> 01:31:22,431 and bring him back to life? 1268 01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:27,190 It was never designed for that purpose, but it's an energy like no other. 1269 01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:31,152 So, then how do you get us to the Matrix before the Decepticons get to me? 1270 01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:34,447 Follow your mind, your map, your symbols. 1271 01:31:34,531 --> 01:31:37,158 What you carved in the sand, it's your clue. 1272 01:31:37,242 --> 01:31:42,455 When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip, Three Kings will reveal the doorway! 1273 01:31:42,539 --> 01:31:44,499 Find the doorway! 1274 01:31:44,582 --> 01:31:46,459 Go now! Go! 1275 01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:49,462 That was my mission. It's your mission now. 1276 01:31:49,546 --> 01:31:53,842 Go before the Decepticons find me and find you. 1277 01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:01,683 Okay, here's what my CIA contact says. 1278 01:32:01,766 --> 01:32:05,311 Ancient Sumerians used to call the Gulf of Aqaba the "Dagger's Tip." 1279 01:32:05,395 --> 01:32:07,331 - That's the Dagger's Tip. - It's part of the Red Sea. 1280 01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:09,524 It divides Egypt and Jordan like the tip of a blade. 1281 01:32:09,607 --> 01:32:13,445 29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is. 1282 01:32:13,945 --> 01:32:15,965 First thing we've got to do is get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip. 1283 01:32:15,989 --> 01:32:18,450 How are you gonna get him halfway around the world? 1284 01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:19,701 I'm gonna make a call. 1285 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:23,913 We got cops! 1286 01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:31,333 I can't go to prison, guys. 1287 01:32:35,216 --> 01:32:37,802 Sam, we got to get off this road and lay low. 1288 01:32:48,354 --> 01:32:50,231 Man, stupid cops! 1289 01:32:50,315 --> 01:32:52,525 This is what's called blending in like a ninja. 1290 01:32:52,609 --> 01:32:56,404 - Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face. - They're gone. 1291 01:32:56,488 --> 01:32:59,115 Okay, we're running out of time. I gotta make the call to Lennox… 1292 01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:00,593 You're on the Worldwide Wanted List. 1293 01:33:00,617 --> 01:33:03,244 Try calling one base, they'll track you here in seconds. 1294 01:33:03,328 --> 01:33:05,955 - CIA is all over this place! - You're gonna call. 1295 01:33:11,503 --> 01:33:14,088 - Okay. That's a good idea. - All right. 1296 01:33:14,172 --> 01:33:16,591 I mean, I just had my mind on other things, 1297 01:33:16,674 --> 01:33:18,194 like winding up in an Egyptian prison. 1298 01:33:20,845 --> 01:33:23,181 NEST departure, 2100 hours. 1299 01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:28,311 So, we're shipping him back to base. This is such a mistake. 1300 01:33:33,691 --> 01:33:35,902 Major Lennox, phone call. 1301 01:33:36,694 --> 01:33:39,781 Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid. You know, the one with the attitude, right? 1302 01:33:39,864 --> 01:33:41,449 We need the truck. The truck. 1303 01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:44,285 We got a possible resurrection going on over here. 1304 01:33:44,369 --> 01:33:48,623 You're not gonna believe where we are. Code Tut, as in King Tutankhamen. 1305 01:33:48,706 --> 01:33:50,250 Back of a $1 bill. 1306 01:33:50,708 --> 01:33:57,006 Coordinates for airdrop, 29.5 north, 34.88 east. Write it down. Write it. 1307 01:33:57,090 --> 01:33:59,801 Oh, my God. I got to go. Okay. Heat comes. 1308 01:33:59,884 --> 01:34:01,427 Wait, who are you? 1309 01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:05,139 Wait. It's me. Leo. Me. Leo. Leo. Leo. 1310 01:34:05,223 --> 01:34:06,367 Cops are coming right now. We need to go! 1311 01:34:06,391 --> 01:34:08,184 Move, move, move, move. 1312 01:34:09,310 --> 01:34:13,064 Coordinates, 29.5 north, 34.88 east. 1313 01:34:13,147 --> 01:34:15,608 Tip of the Red Sea. Gulf of Aqaba. 1314 01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:18,236 Egypt? Are you serious? 1315 01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:20,947 Sir. 1316 01:34:25,243 --> 01:34:28,079 Even if we could figure out a way to get big man over there, 1317 01:34:28,162 --> 01:34:30,832 how is this little kid supposed to bring him back to life? 1318 01:34:30,915 --> 01:34:34,252 Look, I don't know, but we got to trust him. 1319 01:34:36,588 --> 01:34:37,922 Okay, let's go over it again. 1320 01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:40,175 When the dawn alights the Dagger's Tip, 1321 01:34:40,258 --> 01:34:42,552 - the Three Kings… - Will reveal the doorway. 1322 01:34:42,635 --> 01:34:44,429 That's what he said. You know what it means? 1323 01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:46,115 - No, what does it mean? - I have no idea. 1324 01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:47,979 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Checkpoint. Checkpoint. 1325 01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:49,434 I don't have my passport. 1326 01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:53,188 Passport! 1327 01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:02,113 They got cameras at the top. 1328 01:35:06,075 --> 01:35:09,537 All right, chill. This is espionage time. I can handle it. 1329 01:35:09,621 --> 01:35:12,665 These are my people. I'm one-thirty-sixth Arab. 1330 01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:17,086 Great, a tricking Munchkin. 1331 01:35:17,170 --> 01:35:19,631 Little people are mean. Tell him he's tall. 1332 01:35:28,473 --> 01:35:31,309 The Dagger's Tip? Right? 1333 01:35:31,392 --> 01:35:33,895 Egypt, Jordan. We want to go there. 1334 01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:37,232 Me and my family. This is my family. This is my son, 1335 01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:40,944 my other son, my daughter. We're tourists, from New York. 1336 01:35:41,027 --> 01:35:42,904 - New York? - Yes. Yes. 1337 01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:44,030 Fifty kilometres. 1338 01:35:44,113 --> 01:35:46,874 You look like the guy that runs my falafel stand. Thank you very much. 1339 01:35:46,908 --> 01:35:48,908 - I know. I know you from somewhere. - Go, Yankees! 1340 01:35:49,369 --> 01:35:50,569 Put it on the wire to the CIA. 1341 01:35:54,916 --> 01:35:59,671 Decepticons, boy's location detected. 1342 01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:11,599 Undercover, yo. You got to blend in with your surroundings. 1343 01:36:11,683 --> 01:36:14,018 You know, you got to be part of the landscape. 1344 01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:25,196 Awesome! I think aliens built that. 1345 01:36:25,571 --> 01:36:26,572 Yeah, yeah. 1346 01:36:27,323 --> 01:36:29,367 Come on. Move it! Move it! 1347 01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:31,577 Guard us. Low profile. Don't make a scene, okay? 1348 01:36:31,661 --> 01:36:34,747 Yeah, some of us got work to do! Dumb Autobots. 1349 01:36:56,352 --> 01:36:59,439 Being my girlfriend is hazardous to your health. 1350 01:37:00,231 --> 01:37:04,402 Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys. 1351 01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:06,404 - Do they? - Yeah. 1352 01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:11,409 You might as well just say it. 1353 01:37:11,492 --> 01:37:12,952 Ladies first. 1354 01:37:14,412 --> 01:37:17,123 Okay, so tonight you're going to be a gentleman. 1355 01:37:17,206 --> 01:37:20,335 - You're really chivalrous. - Why are you mad at me? 1356 01:37:20,418 --> 01:37:23,921 You know what? Baby, I'm not… I'm not mad. 1357 01:37:25,048 --> 01:37:29,510 Do you realize that I just flew 3, 000 miles to keep you from getting killed? 1358 01:37:29,594 --> 01:37:30,803 I know. 1359 01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:36,809 Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam? 1360 01:37:36,893 --> 01:37:39,604 Look at the things I go through with you. 1361 01:37:40,229 --> 01:37:42,398 And now we're underneath the moon and the stars 1362 01:37:42,482 --> 01:37:44,692 and the three most beautiful pyramids on the planet 1363 01:37:44,776 --> 01:37:47,111 and you still can't even tell me that you love me. 1364 01:37:48,196 --> 01:37:49,572 Pyramids. 1365 01:37:50,782 --> 01:37:52,200 What? Why do boys always 1366 01:37:52,283 --> 01:37:54,243 - change the subject? - Pyramids and stars. 1367 01:37:54,327 --> 01:37:55,787 - Sam? - Come with me really quick. 1368 01:38:03,961 --> 01:38:06,047 Simmons! Leo! Wake up! 1369 01:38:09,342 --> 01:38:11,636 Listen, astronomy class, page 47. Remember the class? 1370 01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:14,388 No. I was only in college for two days. Remember that? 1371 01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:16,641 - Here. Get up. Up, up. - What is he talking about? 1372 01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:23,123 Okay, you see those three stars? 1373 01:38:23,147 --> 01:38:24,907 You see how the last one touches the horizon? 1374 01:38:25,024 --> 01:38:27,735 That's Orion's belt, but it's also called the Three Kings. 1375 01:38:27,819 --> 01:38:29,671 And the reason for that is the three Egyptian kings 1376 01:38:29,695 --> 01:38:32,490 who built the pyramids of Giza built them to mirror those stars, 1377 01:38:32,573 --> 01:38:34,468 so it's like an arrow staring us straight in the face. 1378 01:38:34,492 --> 01:38:37,954 They all point due east, towards Jordan. The mountains of Petra. 1379 01:38:50,967 --> 01:38:52,260 We've had an engine malfunction. 1380 01:38:52,343 --> 01:38:54,303 We're gonna have to divert to SOCCENT. 1381 01:38:54,387 --> 01:38:56,532 Flight master, let's lighten the load and prepare for bailout. 1382 01:38:56,556 --> 01:38:59,016 Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? 1383 01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:02,019 - All right, team, grab your chutes! - Bailout like bailout? 1384 01:39:04,605 --> 01:39:07,066 - You familiar with the standard MC-4? - Of course not! 1385 01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:09,444 I've never jumped out of a perfectly good air plane before! 1386 01:39:09,527 --> 01:39:10,963 Wait a minute, is this really happening? 1387 01:39:10,987 --> 01:39:12,780 - Yeah. - All right, here we go. 1388 01:39:13,739 --> 01:39:17,452 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're behind this, aren't you? 1389 01:39:17,535 --> 01:39:19,221 What are you talking about? You heard the pilot. 1390 01:39:19,245 --> 01:39:23,124 These guys don't mess around. This is just standard procedure. 1391 01:39:23,207 --> 01:39:26,377 I'm just following orders to the letter. Isn't that what you said? 1392 01:39:27,003 --> 01:39:30,089 You just signed a death warrant on your career, Major. 1393 01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:36,304 What was that? What was that? 1394 01:39:36,387 --> 01:39:38,723 That's not good. Come on. 1395 01:39:39,724 --> 01:39:41,285 - Right this way! - I can't jump out of an air plane! 1396 01:39:41,309 --> 01:39:43,352 - I have an ulcer! No, no. - Come on. It's okay. 1397 01:39:43,728 --> 01:39:45,980 I really can't do this. What are you doing… 1398 01:39:46,522 --> 01:39:48,566 Come here! Come here. 1399 01:39:48,649 --> 01:39:52,904 - Why aren't you wearing your chute? - Because I have to secure the VIPs first. 1400 01:39:52,987 --> 01:39:57,200 Okay, I want you to listen very carefully and memorize everything that I say. 1401 01:39:57,283 --> 01:40:00,244 Each chute has a GPS tracker so you can be found by Search and Rescue. 1402 01:40:00,328 --> 01:40:02,455 Right next to that's a fabric webbing called a bridle, 1403 01:40:02,538 --> 01:40:04,725 which holds the pin that keeps the main container closed. 1404 01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,834 - Okay, are you listening? - I can't hear what… 1405 01:40:06,918 --> 01:40:08,336 - Stop that! - All right. All right. 1406 01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:10,880 All right, when the pilot chute inflates into the air, 1407 01:40:10,963 --> 01:40:13,132 it pulls the pin and opens the main. 1408 01:40:13,216 --> 01:40:15,259 Red's your backup, blue's your primary. 1409 01:40:15,343 --> 01:40:19,514 I want you to pull the blue. I need you to pull it really hard! 1410 01:40:19,597 --> 01:40:22,433 Not now, we're on the plane, you dumb-ass! 1411 01:40:25,311 --> 01:40:28,314 - He say good-bye? - No, he didn't even say good-bye. 1412 01:40:28,773 --> 01:40:30,566 General, we're loaded and ready. 1413 01:40:30,650 --> 01:40:33,527 You give us the go, and we'll be ready to press in five minutes. 1414 01:40:33,611 --> 01:40:36,155 - Excellent. - Sir, you need to see this now. 1415 01:40:39,116 --> 01:40:41,160 - Have we checked these coordinates? - Egypt, sir. 1416 01:40:41,244 --> 01:40:44,038 - They're airdropping in. - You've got to be kidding me. 1417 01:40:44,121 --> 01:40:45,498 He knows something. 1418 01:40:45,581 --> 01:40:47,959 We need to be ready to back him up if this thing goes hot. 1419 01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:50,378 Copy that. 1420 01:40:50,461 --> 01:40:52,922 CIA just got a hit on the boy, 1421 01:40:53,464 --> 01:40:55,584 100 miles from the location on that little note there. 1422 01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:56,717 It's getting hotter. 1423 01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:03,808 It's gotta be around here somewhere. 1424 01:41:25,037 --> 01:41:27,039 You see the size of this? 1425 01:41:27,748 --> 01:41:30,167 - You see this? - Spectacular. 1426 01:41:31,836 --> 01:41:34,297 Amazing. Look at that. 1427 01:41:44,515 --> 01:41:46,851 - It's here somewhere, guys. - Yeah, why? 1428 01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:48,494 'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird 1429 01:41:48,561 --> 01:41:50,122 who doesn't even know what planet he's on? 1430 01:41:50,146 --> 01:41:54,150 In his defence, this is the biggest doorway I've ever seen in my entire life. 1431 01:41:54,900 --> 01:41:58,446 Okay. Well, that's great. Let me do a quick search, all right? 1432 01:41:58,529 --> 01:42:00,114 Nope. Ever cross your mind, guys, 1433 01:42:00,197 --> 01:42:01,675 that archaeologists have been here before? 1434 01:42:01,699 --> 01:42:02,783 There's nothing here. 1435 01:42:02,867 --> 01:42:05,244 Real life is heartbreak, despair, kid. 1436 01:42:05,328 --> 01:42:07,455 Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow 1437 01:42:07,538 --> 01:42:09,707 and the leprechauns went and booby-trapped it! 1438 01:42:09,790 --> 01:42:12,168 I'm listening to you? You live with your mother! 1439 01:42:13,336 --> 01:42:15,463 - It's not over. - It is over. It's done. 1440 01:42:15,546 --> 01:42:17,107 Why are we still listening to you, little punk-ass? 1441 01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:19,211 I mean, what you ever done for us except ding my rim? 1442 01:42:19,258 --> 01:42:21,218 Killed Megatron. How about that? 1443 01:42:21,302 --> 01:42:22,404 Well, he didn't get the job done, 1444 01:42:22,428 --> 01:42:24,031 you know what I mean, 'cause he's back now… 1445 01:42:24,055 --> 01:42:26,974 - Are you scared? - Scared? Scared of your ugly face! 1446 01:42:27,058 --> 01:42:29,477 I'm ugly? Well, we're twins, you stupid genius! 1447 01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:31,312 Bring it, then! Get off me! 1448 01:42:31,395 --> 01:42:34,482 - I'll change your face around! - I'll get all up in that ass! 1449 01:42:34,565 --> 01:42:35,983 Bring it! 1450 01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:37,902 Guys! 1451 01:42:39,236 --> 01:42:40,881 - You like the way that feels? - That didn't hurt. 1452 01:42:40,905 --> 01:42:42,448 You like that, don't you? 1453 01:42:42,531 --> 01:42:44,909 - Come on, Bumblebee! - Bumblebee, listen. 1454 01:42:51,582 --> 01:42:52,583 Now, that's rude. 1455 01:43:04,553 --> 01:43:06,514 Oh, my God. The symbols. 1456 01:43:07,765 --> 01:43:09,600 Bee! Shoot it. 1457 01:43:35,459 --> 01:43:38,129 - Check this out. - Look at it. 1458 01:43:39,380 --> 01:43:40,381 Wow! 1459 01:43:40,464 --> 01:43:42,967 These are the bodies Jetfire was talking about. 1460 01:43:43,509 --> 01:43:45,428 The tomb of the Primes. 1461 01:43:45,886 --> 01:43:47,138 Yo! 1462 01:43:48,472 --> 01:43:49,640 Yo! 1463 01:44:03,654 --> 01:44:04,989 The Matrix. 1464 01:44:22,548 --> 01:44:23,757 No. 1465 01:44:25,009 --> 01:44:26,135 No. 1466 01:44:28,512 --> 01:44:31,056 Thousands of years, turned to dust. 1467 01:44:31,682 --> 01:44:33,642 This isn't how it's supposed to end. 1468 01:44:33,726 --> 01:44:34,894 Hear that? 1469 01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:41,817 US Air Force! C-17s! 1470 01:44:41,901 --> 01:44:44,612 - What'saC-17? - You can't bring him back, Sam. 1471 01:44:44,695 --> 01:44:48,282 - There's nothing left. - Look! Look around you. 1472 01:44:48,365 --> 01:44:51,011 We didn't just go through everything we went through for no reason at all, 1473 01:44:51,035 --> 01:44:52,453 to just have it end like this. 1474 01:44:52,536 --> 01:44:54,205 There is a reason that we are here. 1475 01:44:54,288 --> 01:44:58,167 The voices and the symbols in my head led us here for a purpose. 1476 01:45:04,048 --> 01:45:06,342 Everyone's after me because of what I know, 1477 01:45:08,636 --> 01:45:11,847 and what I know is that this is going to work. 1478 01:45:12,306 --> 01:45:15,351 - How do you know it's gonna work? - Because I believe it. 1479 01:45:25,402 --> 01:45:27,738 You best let me out of this plane. 1480 01:45:39,834 --> 01:45:41,377 Dropping the big boy. Sam! 1481 01:45:48,509 --> 01:45:50,820 You think you can bring him back to life with that pixie dust? 1482 01:45:50,844 --> 01:45:52,429 Absolutely. Let's go. 1483 01:46:02,523 --> 01:46:03,732 Go! 1484 01:46:04,567 --> 01:46:07,278 Let's move it. Remember, they're friendlies. 1485 01:46:17,913 --> 01:46:19,456 Cover Optimus! 1486 01:46:22,418 --> 01:46:24,503 Secure the village. Get those cases down here. 1487 01:46:24,587 --> 01:46:26,714 I need snipers and Stingers up high. 1488 01:46:26,797 --> 01:46:30,926 So, we just dropped off 10 tons of dead robot in the middle of nowhere. 1489 01:46:31,010 --> 01:46:32,696 I hope this little kid know what he's doing. 1490 01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:33,762 Yeah, me too. 1491 01:46:39,727 --> 01:46:42,938 Got a visual! Yellow team! Four clicks! 1492 01:46:46,233 --> 01:46:47,568 Pop flare! 1493 01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:52,581 - That's them, right there. See the flare? - Right over there! See it? 1494 01:47:03,500 --> 01:47:04,668 Sam! 1495 01:47:17,014 --> 01:47:18,557 Oh, God. Please, God! Please. 1496 01:47:18,641 --> 01:47:20,321 Leo, stop freaking out. Stop freaking out. 1497 01:47:20,351 --> 01:47:21,769 Shut this guy up, huh? 1498 01:47:21,852 --> 01:47:24,331 - Please, just let me live, just let me live! - Shut up and let him drive! 1499 01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:26,155 - Just stop screaming… - All right, that's it! 1500 01:47:28,359 --> 01:47:29,818 I can't take that guy any more. 1501 01:47:43,082 --> 01:47:45,167 Hide in the dust! Use the dust! 1502 01:47:52,758 --> 01:47:54,758 We've got to split up. Bumblebee, you're the decoy. 1503 01:47:54,802 --> 01:47:57,471 You lead the Decepticons away, all right? I'm gonna get Optimus. 1504 01:47:57,554 --> 01:48:00,099 I'll help draw their fire with Huey and Dewey there. 1505 01:48:00,182 --> 01:48:02,226 You get to those soldiers. 1506 01:48:03,352 --> 01:48:06,397 - I hope that dust works, kid. - Thank you. 1507 01:48:10,192 --> 01:48:13,654 He's turning around. He's coming back. He's coming back. 1508 01:48:14,405 --> 01:48:15,447 It's up to me. 1509 01:48:15,739 --> 01:48:18,409 One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves, 1510 01:48:18,492 --> 01:48:20,995 now its last hope in their final hour of need. 1511 01:48:21,078 --> 01:48:24,748 Prepare to be driven like never before, by the maestro. 1512 01:48:24,832 --> 01:48:27,835 - Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive. - You'll never make it, kid. 1513 01:48:27,918 --> 01:48:30,379 - I'm coming with you. - Bravery will only get you so far. 1514 01:48:30,462 --> 01:48:33,382 You tased me, okay? You owe me! I'm going. 1515 01:48:33,465 --> 01:48:35,465 Okay, okay. That was a test. You passed. All right? 1516 01:48:43,559 --> 01:48:46,979 That thing's got alien tattoos all over it. That ain't Air Force. 1517 01:48:51,066 --> 01:48:53,235 - What the hell was that? - Anyone copy? 1518 01:48:53,318 --> 01:48:55,362 - Anyone there? Who's up? - Copy? 1519 01:48:55,446 --> 01:48:57,740 - Radio's down. - It's dead. Comms are down. 1520 01:48:57,823 --> 01:48:59,158 EMP burst. 1521 01:48:59,533 --> 01:49:02,411 I see how this day is going in this godforsaken desert. 1522 01:49:04,163 --> 01:49:05,205 Yes, sir? 1523 01:49:05,289 --> 01:49:08,125 - Major Lennox told me to pull the cord. - I know, sir. 1524 01:49:08,208 --> 01:49:11,045 Well, what country am I in right now? 1525 01:49:11,128 --> 01:49:12,379 United States. 1526 01:49:12,463 --> 01:49:16,383 No, not the United States. I'm from the United States. 1527 01:49:16,467 --> 01:49:19,136 I'm in the middle of nowhere surrounded by donkeys. 1528 01:49:19,219 --> 01:49:24,057 Well, that was our good friend, Galloway. He's less than pleased. 1529 01:49:24,141 --> 01:49:26,810 How is it that we can't reach our men, 1530 01:49:26,894 --> 01:49:32,274 but he can reach me from some random Egyptian desert? 1531 01:49:36,278 --> 01:49:37,529 Nothing. 1532 01:49:38,113 --> 01:49:40,991 Right, go burn an SOS. Let the eye in the sky know we need some help. 1533 01:49:41,074 --> 01:49:43,077 - Yes, sir. - Okay, boys, old school time! 1534 01:49:43,619 --> 01:49:45,996 Pop some more flares so the kid can find us. 1535 01:49:51,585 --> 01:49:55,047 Look. There it is. We got a couple of miles. 1536 01:49:55,714 --> 01:50:00,552 Lennox's team has the latest in quantum crypto gear. 1537 01:50:00,636 --> 01:50:06,016 Can somebody tell me why we can't establish simple radio contact? 1538 01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:08,769 We're hailing them on every frequency and mode in the book, sir. 1539 01:50:08,852 --> 01:50:11,289 Our satellites in the area have gone blind. We're working it, sir. 1540 01:50:11,313 --> 01:50:14,942 Damn it. Something's not right. It doesn't add up. 1541 01:50:15,025 --> 01:50:18,445 Contact the Jordanians, see what air assets they've got in the area, 1542 01:50:18,529 --> 01:50:20,906 and get Egypt's General Salam. 1543 01:50:20,989 --> 01:50:24,868 Ask him to clear some USV overflights in Egyptian airspace. 1544 01:50:24,952 --> 01:50:28,038 We need an assist in confirming visuals now. 1545 01:50:28,288 --> 01:50:29,873 Scramble Predators now. 1546 01:50:30,040 --> 01:50:31,458 V-1, rotate. 1547 01:50:43,512 --> 01:50:45,347 We still have a mile that way. 1548 01:50:51,019 --> 01:50:52,396 Come on. 1549 01:50:55,482 --> 01:50:57,067 This way. This way. 1550 01:51:01,697 --> 01:51:05,033 - One man, alone… - Stop saying that! 1551 01:51:05,117 --> 01:51:06,427 … betrayed by the country he loves! 1552 01:51:06,451 --> 01:51:08,662 Oh, my goodness. I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone. 1553 01:51:09,329 --> 01:51:11,832 Just relax. You're with the maestro. 1554 01:51:20,507 --> 01:51:22,551 I don't think he's still following us. 1555 01:51:23,552 --> 01:51:25,220 That's what you think. 1556 01:51:42,070 --> 01:51:45,824 Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, 1557 01:51:45,908 --> 01:51:48,952 but the soldiers brought the body of Prime. 1558 01:51:49,036 --> 01:51:51,246 The boy must have the Matrix. 1559 01:51:51,663 --> 01:51:54,291 We cannot let him reach Optimus. 1560 01:51:54,958 --> 01:51:58,629 Decepticons, begin our assault! 1561 01:51:59,338 --> 01:52:00,964 We've got incoming! 1562 01:52:17,105 --> 01:52:20,025 We got a whole lot of fight coming our way. 1563 01:52:20,108 --> 01:52:22,110 - How many? - About 13 of them. 1564 01:52:22,194 --> 01:52:24,863 This ain't good. This ain't good. 1565 01:52:33,080 --> 01:52:35,290 We're about to get our asses whupped. 1566 01:52:36,416 --> 01:52:38,210 Bravo-Charlie, kneel! 1567 01:52:38,293 --> 01:52:41,171 All right, those Decepticons are searching for Sam. 1568 01:52:42,547 --> 01:52:45,467 Whatever he has, he thinks it'll bring Optimus back to life, 1569 01:52:45,550 --> 01:52:48,428 so our mission is to find him and get him to Optimus. 1570 01:52:48,512 --> 01:52:51,366 All right, we're gonna draw fire from the left flank. I need a scout team. 1571 01:52:51,390 --> 01:52:52,432 I'm leading. 1572 01:52:52,516 --> 01:52:54,935 Go up through the middle with Arcee and Ironhide! 1573 01:52:55,018 --> 01:52:56,621 All right, when you see the precious cargo, 1574 01:52:56,645 --> 01:52:59,398 I want you to pop green smoke and come back through those pillars. 1575 01:52:59,481 --> 01:53:02,693 We'll have the ambush set. All right. Let's go. Move out! 1576 01:53:14,788 --> 01:53:17,082 You ever see that film Gunfight at the O. K. Corral? 1577 01:53:18,542 --> 01:53:21,753 - With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas? - No, why? 1578 01:53:25,007 --> 01:53:27,843 - Looks like we're right in the middle of it. - Is that good? 1579 01:53:30,053 --> 01:53:31,596 A lot of people died. 1580 01:53:50,574 --> 01:53:51,742 Hide! 1581 01:53:53,160 --> 01:53:55,245 - Vamonos, amigos! - Oh, my God! 1582 01:53:59,666 --> 01:54:01,168 - Hit the deck! - Oh, my God! 1583 01:54:17,184 --> 01:54:18,268 Sam, Sam. 1584 01:54:19,352 --> 01:54:21,396 I don't think they saw us. 1585 01:54:21,938 --> 01:54:23,774 Get down. Get down. Get down. 1586 01:54:24,149 --> 01:54:25,734 Okay. Listen. 1587 01:54:27,611 --> 01:54:30,947 Once it's clear, we run for Optimus as fast as we can, okay? 1588 01:54:32,282 --> 01:54:33,784 What if it doesn't work? 1589 01:54:34,618 --> 01:54:36,203 It's gonna work. 1590 01:54:36,286 --> 01:54:39,289 - What if it doesn't? - It's gonna work. It'll work. 1591 01:56:15,719 --> 01:56:17,179 Up, up, up! 1592 01:56:27,147 --> 01:56:28,815 Get ready to jump! 1593 01:56:47,667 --> 01:56:50,337 We got a half-mile. I don't think the soldiers know we're here. 1594 01:56:53,048 --> 01:56:54,382 Fall back! 1595 01:56:54,466 --> 01:56:57,928 - Ironhide, up the middle! - Ironhide, move it! 1596 01:56:58,011 --> 01:57:00,013 Let's go! Go, go! 1597 01:57:07,187 --> 01:57:08,563 Devastator! 1598 01:57:12,025 --> 01:57:14,086 We're trapped! There's nowhere to go. We're gonna die. 1599 01:57:14,110 --> 01:57:16,738 If we're going out, we're going out like men, understand? 1600 01:57:48,895 --> 01:57:50,730 Look at this mother… 1601 01:57:50,814 --> 01:57:52,482 Mean robots suck! 1602 01:58:04,452 --> 01:58:07,038 Hang on! Hang on, okay? 1603 01:58:11,668 --> 01:58:13,461 - Simmons! - Don't let go! 1604 01:58:13,545 --> 01:58:16,006 Hang in there, I got you! Just hang in. 1605 01:58:20,135 --> 01:58:21,636 I don't want to die! 1606 01:58:23,305 --> 01:58:25,181 Kung fu grip, boy. Kung fu grip! 1607 01:58:25,265 --> 01:58:26,516 You ain't getting me! 1608 01:58:31,563 --> 01:58:33,857 He dead. He got so ate. 1609 01:58:34,190 --> 01:58:37,110 - Who's your daddy now, huh? - He got all ate up. 1610 01:58:37,193 --> 01:58:39,321 The only safe place is right under it. 1611 01:58:39,404 --> 01:58:43,074 - Run at it. Run for its feet! Move it! - Yeah. 1612 01:58:49,956 --> 01:58:53,293 You should've never eaten me! I'm gonna bust your face up! 1613 01:58:58,298 --> 01:58:59,466 Oh, my God! 1614 01:59:02,218 --> 01:59:04,721 Nobody mess with me! In your face! 1615 01:59:05,639 --> 01:59:07,307 Keep fighting, Mudflap! 1616 01:59:07,390 --> 01:59:08,475 Oh, my God! 1617 01:59:16,232 --> 01:59:18,193 Nobody messes with the twins. 1618 01:59:22,072 --> 01:59:24,240 I got you… My bad! 1619 01:59:26,993 --> 01:59:29,079 Man! You shot me in the face! 1620 01:59:29,496 --> 01:59:31,790 - Stay under it! - Yeah, stay under it! 1621 01:59:35,752 --> 01:59:37,087 Come on. 1622 01:59:53,269 --> 01:59:54,479 Judy! 1623 01:59:59,567 --> 02:00:01,653 - Sam! Sam! - What? 1624 02:00:02,654 --> 02:00:04,614 Sam! Sam! 1625 02:00:09,077 --> 02:00:10,328 Sam! 1626 02:00:10,412 --> 02:00:11,746 - Sam! - Dad! 1627 02:00:19,462 --> 02:00:20,880 Wait, wait! 1628 02:00:22,132 --> 02:00:25,635 Please listen to me! I want you to run! Run! 1629 02:00:25,718 --> 02:00:28,430 Dad, just stop! They don't want you, they want me! 1630 02:00:28,513 --> 02:00:29,973 - Oh, God! - Wait! 1631 02:00:30,056 --> 02:00:31,933 Sam Witwicky. 1632 02:00:32,016 --> 02:00:36,312 Don't hurt them. This is what you want. You don't want them. 1633 02:00:36,396 --> 02:00:38,064 - Go! Go! - Please, stop! 1634 02:00:38,148 --> 02:00:39,375 - Stop! - Listen to your father! 1635 02:00:39,399 --> 02:00:41,192 Just get out of here! 1636 02:00:41,526 --> 02:00:43,903 Just don't hurt them. I know what you want. 1637 02:00:43,987 --> 02:00:45,488 Just go! Just go! 1638 02:00:45,572 --> 02:00:49,367 And I know that you need me because I know about the Matrix. 1639 02:00:49,993 --> 02:00:51,536 - Don't do it, Sam… - Please, Dad. 1640 02:00:51,619 --> 02:00:55,582 - They're going to kill us all anyway! - Here's what you want, right here. 1641 02:00:55,957 --> 02:00:57,375 Bumblebee! 1642 02:01:10,597 --> 02:01:12,223 Kill him, Bee. Kill him. 1643 02:01:50,178 --> 02:01:52,722 - Stay tight, Ma. - Come on. Get in here. 1644 02:02:06,653 --> 02:02:08,404 - Bee? - Yeah. 1645 02:02:11,950 --> 02:02:13,034 - Hey! - I don't know 1646 02:02:13,117 --> 02:02:15,078 what's going on, but we've got to move! 1647 02:02:19,249 --> 02:02:21,084 There's got to be a way out of here! 1648 02:02:22,418 --> 02:02:24,504 Judy, get back, get back, get back. 1649 02:02:25,713 --> 02:02:28,716 Against the wall! Against the wall! Against the wall. Against the wall. 1650 02:02:30,093 --> 02:02:32,095 Bee! Bumblebee! 1651 02:02:32,929 --> 02:02:34,931 You get them somewhere safe, all right? 1652 02:02:37,267 --> 02:02:38,494 You've got to get in the car and get to safety. 1653 02:02:38,518 --> 02:02:40,353 No, this isn't up for discussion! 1654 02:02:40,436 --> 02:02:42,355 - You're my son! You're my son! - I know. 1655 02:02:42,438 --> 02:02:43,690 - Dad… - We all go together! 1656 02:02:43,773 --> 02:02:45,125 - Listen… - We're all going together! 1657 02:02:45,149 --> 02:02:48,444 Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car. He's gonna get you to safety. 1658 02:02:48,528 --> 02:02:50,839 You know, you run. You don't stop, you don't hide, you run. 1659 02:02:50,863 --> 02:02:53,449 You hear what I'm saying, okay? I'll find you when you're safe. 1660 02:02:53,533 --> 02:02:55,034 - No. - You've got to let me go, Dad. 1661 02:02:55,118 --> 02:02:58,454 - You have to let me go. You have to. - Ron. 1662 02:03:01,124 --> 02:03:03,585 Ron. Ron, let him go. 1663 02:03:05,628 --> 02:03:07,964 You come back! Come on. 1664 02:03:08,089 --> 02:03:09,841 Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela! 1665 02:03:09,924 --> 02:03:12,468 - Go with my parents. - I'm not gonna go without you. 1666 02:03:23,771 --> 02:03:25,315 Move to cover! 1667 02:03:29,569 --> 02:03:31,321 We got Jordanians! 1668 02:03:31,404 --> 02:03:32,864 We got help! 1669 02:03:38,995 --> 02:03:40,246 Down! 1670 02:03:56,804 --> 02:03:58,431 You okay, soldier? 1671 02:03:58,514 --> 02:04:01,684 We're gonna help you, soldier. Let's get these wounded clear of the bird. 1672 02:04:01,768 --> 02:04:03,686 Stay still. Stay still. Don't move. 1673 02:04:03,770 --> 02:04:06,064 You all right, young man? You have a radio? 1674 02:04:07,523 --> 02:04:11,986 Hey, kid, it's been nice knowing you. Remember what I did for my country. 1675 02:04:13,488 --> 02:04:15,156 This is my moment. 1676 02:04:15,907 --> 02:04:16,991 You're crazy! 1677 02:04:19,077 --> 02:04:20,953 ETA to station, two minutes. 1678 02:04:21,037 --> 02:04:22,914 - Put it on the main screen. - Sir. Yes, sir. 1679 02:04:22,997 --> 02:04:24,374 Predator 01. 1680 02:04:34,884 --> 02:04:36,094 Shit, it's a trick. 1681 02:04:36,177 --> 02:04:38,596 Commence Operation Firestorm. Send everyone. 1682 02:04:38,680 --> 02:04:41,265 - Get those Marines on the ground. - Roll in strike packages… 1683 02:04:41,599 --> 02:04:43,226 Task Force Ripper, execute Lightning. 1684 02:05:03,746 --> 02:05:06,290 - Spotted Sam! - Sam! 1685 02:05:06,749 --> 02:05:08,042 Ironhide! 1686 02:05:08,918 --> 02:05:11,087 Follow us to the pillars. We'll take you to Optimus. 1687 02:05:13,923 --> 02:05:16,592 Get out, Sam! Get to the pillars! 1688 02:05:17,844 --> 02:05:18,928 Let's go. 1689 02:05:22,640 --> 02:05:26,144 Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's built right over the machine. 1690 02:05:26,227 --> 02:05:30,606 If they turn that machine on, no more sun. 1691 02:05:33,067 --> 02:05:34,444 Not on my watch. 1692 02:05:34,861 --> 02:05:37,488 Not on my watch. 1693 02:05:48,458 --> 02:05:50,001 USS Stennis. Identify. 1694 02:05:50,084 --> 02:05:52,503 Where the hell are you? Watching the Weather Channel? 1695 02:05:52,587 --> 02:05:54,464 Sports Center? I Dream of Jeannie or something? 1696 02:05:54,547 --> 02:05:58,551 We got 300 satellites up there. Where the hell are all our men? 1697 02:05:58,634 --> 02:06:00,136 Identify yourself. 1698 02:06:00,636 --> 02:06:01,888 What is your name, sailor? 1699 02:06:02,472 --> 02:06:07,435 Wilder, Captain of the USS John C. Stennis aircraft carrier. 1700 02:06:08,770 --> 02:06:10,396 Okay, Captain Wilder. 1701 02:06:10,480 --> 02:06:12,815 This is Agent Seymour Simmons of Sector Seven. 1702 02:06:12,899 --> 02:06:15,276 There is the mother of all non-biologicals 1703 02:06:15,359 --> 02:06:17,153 getting ready to blow up our sun. 1704 02:06:17,236 --> 02:06:19,131 Do you want to have a throwdown about my lack of clearance 1705 02:06:19,155 --> 02:06:21,157 or do you want to help save a gazillion lives? 1706 02:06:22,158 --> 02:06:24,494 All right, Agent Simmons. I'm listening. 1707 02:06:31,667 --> 02:06:34,378 Five clicks west of the Gulf, 1708 02:06:34,462 --> 02:06:37,423 we got ourselves an alien remodelling a pyramid. 1709 02:06:37,507 --> 02:06:40,551 Our one hope is a prototype weapon called a rail gun, 1710 02:06:40,635 --> 02:06:43,679 - shoots a steel projectile at Mach 7. - That's classified. 1711 02:06:43,763 --> 02:06:47,350 Don't talk to me about classified, all right? 1712 02:06:47,433 --> 02:06:50,102 Now, if you've got a battleship in the Gulf, which I know you do, 1713 02:06:50,186 --> 02:06:52,730 you tell them to ready that weapon! 1714 02:06:54,106 --> 02:06:56,317 Contact destroyer USS KIDD. 1715 02:06:57,193 --> 02:06:58,861 Alpha Team, flank left! 1716 02:06:58,945 --> 02:07:00,696 This way! Move it! 1717 02:07:02,657 --> 02:07:04,968 - Where do you need us, sir? - Protect those in the line of fire. 1718 02:07:04,992 --> 02:07:06,619 Let's go! Go! 1719 02:07:10,540 --> 02:07:13,042 Give me your Comms. Come on. Epps! 1720 02:07:17,421 --> 02:07:19,799 Right now, we need air support, ASAP! 1721 02:07:19,882 --> 02:07:22,468 Have troops in contact 20 miles Northwest. Radar contact. 1722 02:07:22,552 --> 02:07:23,678 Proceed to 88 Alpha Sierra… 1723 02:07:27,765 --> 02:07:29,350 B-1, snap 090. 1724 02:07:29,433 --> 02:07:31,853 You are approved to drop your 2, 000-pound JDAMs. 1725 02:07:39,068 --> 02:07:40,462 - What you got? - I couldn't get to them, sir. 1726 02:07:40,486 --> 02:07:42,589 They're 600 meters away and they're heading right for the pillars. 1727 02:07:42,613 --> 02:07:45,491 All right. Precious cargo's coming! 1728 02:07:45,825 --> 02:07:46,826 Move! 1729 02:07:57,670 --> 02:07:59,213 Curse you! 1730 02:08:13,185 --> 02:08:15,271 Sam! Spotted Sam! 1731 02:08:47,553 --> 02:08:49,305 - Come on! - 2-2 covering fire. 1732 02:08:49,388 --> 02:08:50,806 Two civilians, 12 o'clock! 1733 02:08:59,357 --> 02:09:00,942 Cover for us! 1734 02:09:07,323 --> 02:09:10,117 Hold the air strike! We're rescuing civilians! 1735 02:09:22,421 --> 02:09:24,006 Keep firing! 1736 02:09:30,012 --> 02:09:31,681 Come on! Mikaela! 1737 02:09:32,098 --> 02:09:34,433 Come on! Get in here! 1738 02:09:35,351 --> 02:09:36,811 Look who showed up. 1739 02:09:36,894 --> 02:09:38,896 You better have a good reason for us to be here. 1740 02:09:38,980 --> 02:09:40,690 - Where's Optimus? - He's right over there, 1741 02:09:40,773 --> 02:09:42,191 across the courtyard. 1742 02:09:42,900 --> 02:09:45,295 - I got to get to him right now. - Not with an air strike coming. 1743 02:09:45,319 --> 02:09:47,530 I have to get to him right now. 1744 02:09:49,073 --> 02:09:50,408 Go. Back, back, back, back. 1745 02:09:50,491 --> 02:09:52,201 - Go. - Listen up… 1746 02:09:55,663 --> 02:09:56,872 Okay. 1747 02:10:00,501 --> 02:10:01,877 Incoming! 1748 02:10:02,878 --> 02:10:05,089 Stick the landing. 1749 02:10:06,007 --> 02:10:08,884 Behold the glory of Jetfire! 1750 02:10:10,177 --> 02:10:13,723 Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day! 1751 02:10:33,784 --> 02:10:35,077 I'm too old for this crap. 1752 02:10:35,244 --> 02:10:37,913 Keep going, man, 15 rounds of fighting. 1753 02:10:58,059 --> 02:11:01,562 I am directly below the enemy's scrotum. 1754 02:11:02,313 --> 02:11:05,608 25.7 meters above sea level, 29.32 north. 1755 02:11:05,691 --> 02:11:07,902 - Kill track, 5205… - Target acquired. 1756 02:11:07,985 --> 02:11:10,571 - Killing track. - Two, one… 1757 02:11:10,654 --> 02:11:11,947 Fire! 1758 02:11:26,128 --> 02:11:27,797 Yeah! Yeah! 1759 02:11:28,172 --> 02:11:31,842 B-1's time on target, 30 seconds. 2, 000-pound JDAMs inbound. 1760 02:11:31,926 --> 02:11:34,112 We're gonna make a break through the B's on my command, okay? 1761 02:11:34,136 --> 02:11:37,056 You guys stick with me, you understand? You stay on my ass. 1762 02:11:37,264 --> 02:11:40,518 - 1-1 tally orange smoke. - I hope these F-16s got good aim. 1763 02:11:40,601 --> 02:11:44,146 - Yeah? Why is that? - I told them to hit the orange smoke. 1764 02:11:45,731 --> 02:11:47,191 You mean that orange smoke? 1765 02:11:47,274 --> 02:11:48,859 It wasn't my best toss, okay? 1766 02:11:48,943 --> 02:11:51,695 - Viper, thunder. - Run! 1767 02:12:00,704 --> 02:12:01,997 Incoming! 1768 02:12:05,084 --> 02:12:06,335 Come on! 1769 02:12:26,605 --> 02:12:27,773 Sam! 1770 02:12:35,614 --> 02:12:36,866 Run! 1771 02:12:39,785 --> 02:12:40,870 Die! 1772 02:12:47,918 --> 02:12:49,170 Sam! 1773 02:13:05,394 --> 02:13:06,896 Hold your fire! 1774 02:13:09,315 --> 02:13:10,483 Sam! 1775 02:13:12,109 --> 02:13:14,361 Stay back! Mikaela, stay back! 1776 02:13:16,405 --> 02:13:18,449 Fucking do something! 1777 02:13:53,859 --> 02:14:00,115 - Sam! Sam! - Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam! 1778 02:14:01,909 --> 02:14:03,702 - Let me go! - Come on, you got to move. 1779 02:14:03,786 --> 02:14:06,539 - You got to move, come on. - We got no pulse. 1780 02:14:06,622 --> 02:14:07,748 Starting CPR. 1781 02:14:07,831 --> 02:14:11,043 - I have to see my kid! I got a son… - Sammy! 1782 02:14:11,794 --> 02:14:12,920 Sam! 1783 02:14:15,256 --> 02:14:16,799 - Clear. - Ready to shock. 1784 02:14:16,882 --> 02:14:19,635 - Clear! - Ready to shock. One, two, three. 1785 02:14:22,596 --> 02:14:24,014 Do it again! 1786 02:14:29,520 --> 02:14:30,854 No! 1787 02:14:32,898 --> 02:14:37,987 Okay, listen to my voice. I love you and I need you. 1788 02:14:39,238 --> 02:14:42,783 Please. Please, come back to me. Sam, please! 1789 02:14:42,866 --> 02:14:44,451 I love you. 1790 02:14:53,836 --> 02:14:58,173 Where am I? Where am I? Am I dead? Am I dead? 1791 02:14:58,674 --> 02:15:02,970 We have been watching you a long, long time. 1792 02:15:05,347 --> 02:15:09,351 You have fought for Optimus, our last descendant, 1793 02:15:09,435 --> 02:15:14,523 with courage and with sacrifice, the virtues of a leader, 1794 02:15:15,441 --> 02:15:18,027 a leader worthy of our secret. 1795 02:15:18,569 --> 02:15:23,198 The Matrix of Leadership is not found, it is earned. 1796 02:15:24,450 --> 02:15:26,660 Return now to Optimus. 1797 02:15:27,369 --> 02:15:29,705 Merge the Matrix with his spark. 1798 02:15:30,247 --> 02:15:34,835 It is, and always has been, your destiny. 1799 02:15:39,757 --> 02:15:40,883 Sam! 1800 02:15:47,389 --> 02:15:49,808 I love you. I love you. 1801 02:16:27,262 --> 02:16:30,599 Boy, you returned for me. 1802 02:16:31,934 --> 02:16:33,894 A living Prime. 1803 02:16:35,479 --> 02:16:37,690 I don't believe it! 1804 02:16:47,741 --> 02:16:50,160 My Matrix! 1805 02:16:55,499 --> 02:16:57,418 Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! 1806 02:16:58,293 --> 02:16:59,837 Get up, Prime! 1807 02:17:01,755 --> 02:17:03,132 Oh, no. 1808 02:17:03,465 --> 02:17:07,469 He's turning on the machine! You got to stop him! Get up! 1809 02:17:07,970 --> 02:17:09,304 Optimus! 1810 02:17:11,515 --> 02:17:13,892 Fallen, my master. 1811 02:17:13,976 --> 02:17:18,439 My brothers could not stop me from this. 1812 02:17:19,314 --> 02:17:23,694 Yes, now I claim your sun. 1813 02:17:25,988 --> 02:17:29,116 - Move! - Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage! 1814 02:17:29,199 --> 02:17:30,743 Engage! Engage! 1815 02:17:36,206 --> 02:17:39,168 In moments, we'll be at firing strength. 1816 02:17:54,767 --> 02:17:59,313 All my Decepticon life, I never did a thing worth doing until now. 1817 02:17:59,855 --> 02:18:02,775 Optimus, take my parts 1818 02:18:02,858 --> 02:18:06,028 and you will have a power you've never known. 1819 02:18:06,987 --> 02:18:09,031 Fulfill your destiny. 1820 02:18:15,329 --> 02:18:17,164 Jolt! Electrify! 1821 02:18:17,623 --> 02:18:19,541 Transplant those afterburners. 1822 02:18:37,893 --> 02:18:39,520 Let's roll. 1823 02:18:41,980 --> 02:18:44,066 Fire mission on the pyramids. 1824 02:18:55,911 --> 02:18:59,373 This planet will be dark forever. 1825 02:19:21,603 --> 02:19:24,022 Die, like your brothers! 1826 02:19:24,648 --> 02:19:26,900 They were your brothers, too. 1827 02:19:55,762 --> 02:19:57,639 Starscream! 1828 02:20:10,652 --> 02:20:12,821 You picked the wrong planet. 1829 02:20:15,782 --> 02:20:17,659 Give me your face. 1830 02:20:26,168 --> 02:20:27,836 I rise. 1831 02:20:28,378 --> 02:20:30,005 You fall. 1832 02:20:32,799 --> 02:20:35,218 No, no. 1833 02:20:37,304 --> 02:20:39,723 Not to call you a coward, Master, 1834 02:20:39,806 --> 02:20:45,479 but sometimes cowards do survive. 1835 02:20:46,063 --> 02:20:48,023 This isn't over. 1836 02:21:15,717 --> 02:21:18,595 It took all this for you to tell me that you love me. 1837 02:21:20,222 --> 02:21:21,765 You said it first. 1838 02:22:12,941 --> 02:22:15,569 Thank you, Sam, for saving my life. 1839 02:22:16,862 --> 02:22:18,155 Welcome. 1840 02:22:18,947 --> 02:22:20,657 Thank you for believing in me. 1841 02:22:25,495 --> 02:22:30,042 Our races united by a history long forgotten 1842 02:22:30,125 --> 02:22:33,545 and a future we shall face together. 1843 02:22:34,087 --> 02:22:36,506 I am Optimus Prime, 1844 02:22:36,590 --> 02:22:41,595 and I send this message so that our pasts will always be remembered, 1845 02:22:41,678 --> 02:22:45,599 for in those memories, we live on. 1846 02:23:08,413 --> 02:23:11,291 So glad you could join us, Professor Einstein. 1847 02:23:11,792 --> 02:23:13,710 Yeah, I was kind of busy. 1848 02:23:16,379 --> 02:23:17,589 Okay.