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02 Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen - IMAX 2009 English

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Earth, birthplace of the human race,

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a species much like our own,

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capable of great compassion

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and great violence.

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For in our quest to protect the humans,

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a deeper revelation dawns.

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Our worlds have met before.

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- Newsflash from the BBC.
- Breaking news out of Shanghai.

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There's been a major toxic spill
in the Shanghai factory district.

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We're staying
on top of this developing story for you.

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We will bring you
any new information as we get it.

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NEST Seahawks approaching target.

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Three minutes
until evacuation is complete, sir.

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Chinese airspace has been locked
and sealed, one-mile radius.

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All right, give NEST team the go.

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Black Hawks, you're clear to land.

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Ding-a-ling!
Come out and get your ice cream.

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Any bad robot out there
better get ready for an ass-whupping.

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For the last two years,
an advance team of new Autobots

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has taken refuge here
under my command.

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Arcees, get ready to launch.

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We're locked and loaded.

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Together, we form an alliance
with the humans,

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a secret but brave squad of soldiers.

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All right, listen up. China's cover story
on this one is "toxic spill."

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They had to evac the area
for search and rescue.

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This makes six enemy contacts
in eight months.

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We gotta make sure this one does not get
out in the public eye, so keep it tight.

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A classified strike team called NEST.

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We hunt for what remains
of our Decepticon foes

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hiding in different countries
around the globe.

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Roll in Alpha through Echo now.

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Move out! Let's go!

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All right, Ironhide.
We got echoes. They're close.

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Steel stacks at 2 o'clock.

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He's here. I smell him.

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It's close. It's getting closer.

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- Oh, no.
- What have you got?

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Thermal ripple.

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Right, everybody, be steady.
We're right on top of it.

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Eagle niner!

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I need an energy proton.

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Panther 1, requesting fire mission now!

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Gunships on station. Roll in hot!

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Dog 1, now we are engaging.

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We got a second Decepticon.

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Arcee twins! Target coming your way!

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I got him, I got him!

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I screwed that up. I'm okay. I'm all right.

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- This is combat, man.
- Total brain freeze, man.

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What's wrong with you?

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Bring in Sideswipe!

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Clear a path!

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Damn, I'm good!

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Air support, we need Big Buddha
to deliver the drop now!

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Cyclone 98, final attack hitting in 120.

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Clear to drop in
five, four, three, two, one.

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Autobots, I'm in pursuit!

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Pull over!

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Punk-ass Decepticon!

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Any last words?

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This is not your planet to rule!

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The Fallen shall rise again.

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That doesn't sound good.

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Not today.

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Come on, let's go! All hands on deck!

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Frankie, Mojo, out!
Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule.

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Slow down, Dad. Why are you
in such a hurry to get rid of me?

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- Did you rent the room out?
- No, I got other ideas for your room

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and it rhymes with "home theatre."

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Look what I found.
It's your little baby booties.

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- Ma.
- My little baby-bootie boy.

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- You can't go.
- You see this, Dad? This is how

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you're supposed to react
when the fruit of your loins

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goes out into the cruel world
to fend for himself, okay?

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Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, pal.
College, bummer!

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You have to come home every holiday,
not just big ones.

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You have to come home for Halloween.

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Well, I can't
come home for Halloween, Mom.

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- Well, then we'll come to you.
- You're not coming.

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- No, we're not going anywhere.
- We'll dress up.

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We'll be in costumes.
You'll never know it's us.

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- You can't do that, Mom.
- Would you let the kid breathe,

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for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack.

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There's no way you're packed
for a month-long trip.

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Come on, chop, chop!
Let's go. March, young lady.

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- Dad.
- I love it when you call me "young lady,"

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- you dirty old man.
- You ain't seen nothing yet.

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- Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!
- What?

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I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.
It's not a rap video.

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It's just like a coach thing.

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That was
a really creepy move just now, Dad.

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Look. You know, your mother and me
are really proud of you.

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You're the first Witwicky
ever to go to college.

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Now I'm crying again! This sucks!

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You're gonna be okay, Ma.

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You know, it's just going to be,

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you know, hard for her to accept
that her boy's all grown up, you know,

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going out to handle the world
on his own.

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- You okay, Pop?
- Yeah.

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Mojo, no dominating Frankie!

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Get the hell off the couch,
you filthy beasts!

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You'll see a lot of that in college, too.

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- What are you talking about, Dad?
- There's gonna be a lot of women there.

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Yeah, well,
I'm a one-woman kind of guy.

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Look, Mikaela's the greatest,

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but you gotta give each other
room to grow, okay?

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You're no different
than any other couple your age.

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Except we discovered
an alien race together.

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How long you gonna be riding
that scooter?

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Dad, listen, I know what the odds are.
We're the exception, okay?

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Wait a second. Who could that be?

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In two weeks, it could be Muffy.

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Hey, beautiful.

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- I'm breaking up with you, Sam.
- Really?

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You sure?
I'm not hearing a lot of conviction.

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Well, I am, okay? So, there's no reason
for me to come say good-bye to you.

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Wow, you almost sounded serious
that time.

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Guess what? I made you
a long-distance relationship kit.

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Yeah, I got you a webcam,
so we can chat 24/7.

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All Witwicky, all the time.

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And I got you a couple souvenirs
from the event

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that cannot be mentioned
on cell phones.

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- Some mixes and candles and stuff.
- Sounds cute. I can't wait.

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Hey! You want
the infamous D-Day shirt?

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You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?

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Yeah. Of course, I kept it, Mikaela.

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It's like my Super Bowl jersey.
I bled in this thing.

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- Wow. You're pretty confident, huh?
- No, it's not that.

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It's just that my low self-esteem's
at an all-time high.

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You think your little box of souvenirs
is gonna keep me from leaving you?

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You really should come with me.

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They got cheap apartments
near campus.

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Well, that's not gonna happen
until I get my man-child father,

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fresh out of prison, back on his feet.

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I heard that.
Where'd you put the clutch covers?

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- Next to the camshafts.
- I love it when you say "camshafts."

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Whisper it to me.

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Camshafts.

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Why can't I hate you?

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It's my Witwicky charm.

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Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.

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I guess we're not breaking up.
I'll be over in 20.

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Mikaela, I think a sliver of the Cube
got stuck on my shirt.

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Sam?

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There's a fire!

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Dad, we got a fire!

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Fire!

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Ron, did you know
it was gonna be this hard?

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Can you just stop?

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Yeah, okay, I'll stop. You carry this shit!

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- Wow.
- Do you know what?

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- What?
- I don't want to go anywhere with you.

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I don't wanna go to France with you.

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I don't wanna go
around the corner with you.

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- I'm going back inside.
- All right, fine.

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I'll call you from Paris.

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What is all the racket?

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Sam?

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Dad!

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- What was that?
- That's the whole kitchen!

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- Bumblebee… Oh, my…
- Bumblebee!

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- 911.
- Bumblebee!

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- Get in the garage. Go!
- What the freak just happened?

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I'm about to have a nervous breakdown.
Just go in the garage quietly, please.

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Holy Mother!

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- Oh, my God!
- Whatever.

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Get in the garage now!

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- Firemen! Fire fighters, over here!
- Dogs out! Get the dogs out!

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This is it! Come on, you guys.
What are you waiting for?

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My house is on fire!

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- … very important.
- What happened?

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Come here. Listen, I need you to take
the Cube sliver and put it in your purse.

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- What's going on?
- Just take it.

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- Sam Witwicky? A word with you.
- Yes, Mom. Yeah.

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- Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot.
- Hi.

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- An old furnace, I think.
- From a waffle iron.

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When you go, he goes. I cannot live
with a psychotic alien in my garage!

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Judy… National security.

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Look, if we stay quiet,
they're gonna take care of everything.

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Just consider this
the official start of our remodel, okay?

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Fine. If the government's paying,
I want a pool and a hot tub!

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And I'm gonna skinny-dip
and you can't say shit about it!

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- Yeah, you know you're in trouble.
- He still having voice problems?

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He's playing it up.

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Bee, I want to talk to you
about the college thing, okay?

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I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

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Hey, I'm not taking you with me.

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I'm gonna wait outside, okay?

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I meant to tell you about this earlier.

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It's just that, you know…
Here's the thing.

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Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.

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I know, and if it was up to me,
I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee.

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Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn't
be living in my dad's garage.

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I mean, you're suffocating in here.
You deserve better than this.

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This is hard enough, man.
Don't make it harder.

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Can you just look at me, please?

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Come on, big guy.
Look, the guardian thing is done.

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Okay? You did your job.
Look, I'm safe now.

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You need to go be with
Optimus Prime and the others.

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I just want to be normal, Bee.
That's why I'm going to college,

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and I can't do that with you.

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It's not the last time I'm gonna see you,
you know, Bee.

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Come on, don't do that. Bee.
You're killing me, Bee.

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But you'll always be my first car.

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Love you, Bee.

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Wow!

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Between State Farm and the taxpayers,
we're all taken care of.

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- You got dirt all over you.
- Stop. Stop.

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- What?
- Stop, I'm okay.

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Look.

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So, you think you can make it through
those East Coast winters without me?

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You're the best thing
to ever happen to me.

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- And?
- And I'll do anything for you.

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And?

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- I think Sam's about to say the L-word.
- Let's go, kiddo!

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Nice timing, Dad.

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I adore you.

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That's not the word that I want

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- to hear right now.
- What are you talking about?

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It's the same word as the other word.

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- It's not the same word.
- Look, if I say the other word now

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and you forced me to say it,
it won't mean anything, plus

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you haven't said it either.
So, don't get mad at me for not saying it.

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Yeah, but I haven't said it because guys
always run when you say it first.

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Yeah, well, so do girls.
Especially girls like you, with options.

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So, this is all part of your elaborate plan
to keep me interested?

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- It can be.
- I hate that it's working.

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Can I have a kiss?

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We're going to make it work, I promise.

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Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.

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Retrieve it.

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Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three.

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Bad-ass ice-cream truck
coming through.

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- Excuse me! Excuse me! Hello!
- No, I don't…

237
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,692
- Hold up.
- Those are nice.

238
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,402
Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.

239
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,156
Yes, sir. Yeah!
Look here, it's my booty call right here!

240
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:21,118
- Time to get my sexy on with the green.
- Green? No, green is mine!

241
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,578
I call green!

242
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,041
- I got the green.
- That hurt, man.

243
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,293
It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass-kicking.

244
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,764
Present arms!

245
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,552
Director Galloway, what an honour.
I'd love to show you around,

246
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,175
but you gotta be
on the classified access list.

247
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,785
I am now. Presidential order, Major.

248
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,788
I got a message
for your classified space buddies!

249
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,957
You guys made a mess of Shanghai.

250
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,338
All right, so this is where
we communicate with the JCS

251
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,591
and this area serves
as the Autobots' hangar.

252
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,971
Secure link to JCS is up, Major.

253
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,663
Secure line to
the Pentagon is now open.

254
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,749
- General?
- Will, I saw the Shanghai op.

255
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,335
- We had a rough day out there.
- Yes, sir.

256
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,297
We have intel that I believe
warrants an immediate debrief.

257
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,591
Now with your permission,
I can't let you see him,

258
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,074
but I would like you to hear
from the leader of the Autobots.

259
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,178
Proceed.

260
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,448
You gotta wonder,

261
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,868
if God made us in his image,
who made him?

262
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,246
General, our alliance
has countermanded

263
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,957
six Decepticon incursions this year,

264
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,627
each on a different continent.

265
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,630
They're clearly searching
around the world for something,

266
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,091
but last night's encounter
came with a warning.

267
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,844
"The Fallen shall rise again."

268
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,222
"The Fallen." Meaning what?

269
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,725
Origin unknown.
The only recorded history of our race

270
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,979
was contained within the AllSpark
and lost with its destruction.

271
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,648
Excuse me!

272
00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,986
With this so-called AllSpark
now destroyed,

273
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:04,615
why hasn't the enemy left the planet
like you thought they would?

274
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,992
Director Galloway,
our National Security Advisor.

275
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:10,037
The President just appointed him liaison.

276
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,706
Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.

277
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,795
Forgive the interruption, General.
Excuse me. Coming through.

278
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,256
Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier.

279
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,551
After all the damage in Shanghai,

280
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:27,596
the President is hard-pressed
to say the job's getting done.

281
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:33,894
Now, under the classified Alien/Autobot
Cooperation Act,

282
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:39,525
you agreed to share your intel with us,
but not your advancements in weaponry.

283
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:43,529
We've witnessed
your human capacity for war.

284
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:47,199
It would absolutely bring
more harm than good.

285
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,160
But who are you to judge
what's best for us?

286
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,347
With all due respect,
we've been fighting side by side

287
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,914
in the field for two years.

288
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:57,293
We've shed blood,
sweat and precious metal together.

289
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,087
Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk.

290
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,797
Don't tempt me.

291
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,383
And the newest members of your team.

292
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,760
- Easy.
- I understand they arrived here

293
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,721
after you sent a message into space,

294
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:12,558
an open invitation to come to Earth,
vetted by no one at the White House.

295
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:16,395
Let me stop you right there,
Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here.

296
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:20,399
And in my experience, the judgment
of both Major Lennox and his team

297
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:23,402
has always been above reproach.

298
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,322
Well, be that as it may, General,
it is the position of the President

299
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:31,952
that when our national security is
at stake, no one is above reproach.

300
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,164
Now, what do we know so far?

301
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:41,670
We know that the enemy leader,
classified NBE One, aka Megatron,

302
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:45,341
is rusting in peace at the bottom
of the Laurentian Abyssal,

303
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:49,928
surrounded by SOSUS detection nets
and a full-time submarine surveillance.

304
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:54,433
We also know that the only remaining
piece of your alien AllSpark

305
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,435
is locked in an electromagnetic vault

306
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,855
here on one of the most secure
naval bases in the world.

307
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:04,443
Decepticons, we have located the shard.

308
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:10,366
And since no one can seem to tell me
what the enemy is now after,

309
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,285
well, there's only one clear conclusion!

310
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:16,205
You! The Autobots!

311
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,333
They're here to hunt you!

312
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,378
What's there to hunt for on Earth
besides that?

313
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,339
"The Fallen shall rise again"?

314
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,633
It sounds to me
like something's coming.

315
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:32,471
So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude
that our national security is best served

316
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:36,266
by denying you further asylum
on our planet,

317
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,271
will you leave peacefully?

318
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:46,235
Freedom is your right. If you make
that request, we will honour it.

319
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:52,574
But before your President decides,
please ask him this.

320
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:57,538
What if we leave and you're wrong?

321
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,089
That's a good question.

322
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:13,721
Oh, my gosh! Look at this place!

323
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,849
I feel smarter already.

324
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:21,812
- Ron, can you smell it?
- Yeah, smells like $40, 000 a year.

325
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:26,400
- Hey, cheapo!
- Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff.

326
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:27,585
Just go ahead and check out your room.

327
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:28,610
Yeah, go.

328
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,203
- Hey.
- Hey.

329
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:41,206
- You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo.
- Hey.

330
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,794
So, I already set up the crib a bit.
You want this side or that side?

331
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,381
- That side.
- I already chose that side.

332
00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:53,761
You know what this is?
This is the awkward moment.

333
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,488
Yeah, see,
you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy.

334
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,865
I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy.

335
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,491
Balanced, unmedicated,
nothing under the crawl space.

336
00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,951
Good personal hygiene,
won't stab me in my sleep.

337
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,077
No criminal record, won't steal anything.

338
00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,704
- Including girlfriends.
- Especially girlfriends.

339
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,980
- You got a girlfriend?
- I do. You?

340
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,442
No, not a chance. You a techie?

341
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,736
Sweet! Sharsky,
Fassbinder, where we at?

342
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,100
- Server's almost online, Leo.
- Network's up and running.

343
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,632
Beautiful, that's what I like to hear.

344
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,659
That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder,
my IT gurus.

345
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:20,871
Welcome to my empire, bro,
TheRealEffingDeal. com.

346
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:22,265
That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it.

347
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,708
- No, I haven't.
- Well, that sucks.

348
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,311
- What is all this for?
- See where I'm going, bro.

349
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:29,254
Look, call me gross,
I want to be a baby billionaire.

350
00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,840
Kitten calendars.
That's where I started. Look at me now.

351
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,175
Got to have dreams, bro.

352
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,930
Leo! We got
some brand-new Shanghai vid!

353
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,974
Post it, baby! Go, go, go! FTJ! FTJ!

354
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:43,435
- What's "FTJ"?
- "Fuel the Jet."

355
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:44,853
Fuel the Jet, bro.

356
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,314
FTJ. FTJ, legit!

357
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,834
Did you see that? Did you see that?

358
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,378
Look at this. Half of Shanghai gets
wrecked and China says "gas leak."

359
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,780
Don't believe the hype, bro.

360
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:58,492
Just like the alien robots in LA
two years ago that everyone covered up.

361
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,012
Yeah, I saw these robots,
and they did this, like, firing thing

362
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,348
and they came down and toasted
this woman, and she was like…

363
00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:05,332
- It looks fake to me.
- Dude, it's not fake.

364
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:08,502
The Internet is pure truth.
Video doesn't lie.

365
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,265
- It looks fake.
- No, man, I've seen them.

366
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:13,507
- They're, like, these robots…
- Look, look, it's fake.

367
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,151
Anybody could do it
on any computer, okay?

368
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,219
And I wasn't there,

369
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,513
- so I can't comment or speculate.
- No.

370
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,836
"Comment or speculate"?
And we're supposed to cohabitate?

371
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:24,852
No, listen, okay?
Don't be sucking the sack, bro!

372
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,645
- Which sack?
- The ball sack.

373
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,272
Dude, what kind of tool are you?

374
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:31,358
Mainstream media sack.
They're lying to us, all right?

375
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,819
- It's aliens, man.
- Okay, okay.

376
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,154
Follow me.

377
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,239
Leo, bad news!

378
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,658
We just got scooped.
The video's already up on GFR.

379
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,243
Fassbinder!

380
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,722
Robo-Warrior, the guy's our main
competition on conspiracy stuff.

381
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,790
"Effing" was my F-ing idea
and he stole it!

382
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,376
He's been linking to my site
and thieving hits forever.

383
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,837
By the way, I read your file.
I'm poor, you're poor.

384
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,090
We're gonna fix that, all right?
You work for me now.

385
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,510
I work for you now? That's incredible.

386
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,513
It's first day of college,
I got a career in a dinky Internet firm

387
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,641
with a boss who is made up
of just pure champion stuff.

388
00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:06,685
Are you mocking
my life's work, Samuel?

389
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,371
That's your one warning patrolling,
dude. Don't make me

390
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,081
have Fassbinder hack your financial aid,
'cause I'll do it!

391
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:13,358
Hey, RA. Listen, it's getting a little
intense in my room. Can I switch out?

392
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:18,322
Sad face, 312. No switching, no trading.
Let's turn that frown upside down, okay?

393
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:19,549
- Oh, here we go.
- We made it. Hi.

394
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:20,699
It's just like Hogwarts.

395
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:21,992
- Hi.
- Is this co-ed?

396
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,368
This is a co-ed dorm.

397
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:24,971
- You guys want to meet my room mates?
- Yeah.

398
00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:26,246
Some real swell guys.

399
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,730
- Here's Leo.
- We're the Witwickys.

400
00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:28,874
- I'm Leo.
- I'm Judy.

401
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,751
Hey, you have a great son, you really do.

402
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:33,438
- Well, aren't you the sweetest thing?
- Yeah, he's real sweet, Ma.

403
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:34,689
What is that in your hand, by the way?

404
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:38,800
I got this at the bake sale for the
environment that those boys are having.

405
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,803
You know, you don't often see
white boys with the dreadlocks.

406
00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:43,430
- Mom?
- Yeah, it's 100% pure,

407
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:45,140
Hawaiian green for the environment.

408
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,784
- How many of these have you eaten?
- Drop it.

409
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,786
- What is this?
- Yeah, they baked it with reefer in it.

410
00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:50,187
- No, it's…
- Please, give me…

411
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,397
Hey! It's my cheat day.
I can eat what I want.

412
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:54,459
I'm going to freak out.
Please do something right now, Dad.

413
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,692
Please do something right now.

414
00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,372
I can eat all the tricking brownies I want!

415
00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,446
Come on, let's go.

416
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,031
I'm sorry and you're welcome.

417
00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:05,953
We call it the "Hot Freshman 55."

418
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,997
Sharsky hacked Campus Housing and
stacked the dorm with pretty Betties.

419
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,500
Is… Is so nice…

420
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,963
Oh, my God. That's her. She's coming.
She sees me, she sees me.

421
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,692
She's tied for number one
on my to-do list.

422
00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:21,426
Do not bird-dog my quail, you hear me?

423
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:25,764
Pretty girls! Hey, you.
My son lives in this dorm.

424
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,017
You should go make friends with him.
He's Sam.

425
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,435
Glad she ain't my mama!

426
00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,729
And he recently had his cherry popped!

427
00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:36,167
He didn't know I was in the house!
I heard it all!

428
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,859
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Here he is!

429
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:41,488
He would get in my closet
and dress up as Boy Spice!

430
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:47,452
- Hey, and his car is a talking robot!
- No, like the GPS. On Star!

431
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,371
- On Star.
- Frisbee!

432
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,500
No, Dad! Dad, you just gonna
let her run around the school?

433
00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:01,300
- Give it! Mine, mine, mine!
- Hey! Crazy!

434
00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:03,552
- You want it?
- I want it.

435
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:07,055
Judy, Judy, just… Just put it down.

436
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,575
- You gotta control your mother.
- I don't know who this woman is.

437
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:12,144
Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A.

438
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:15,105
All right, Grace Slick. We got
some snacks in the car. Let's go.

439
00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:18,066
- Did you get the booties? All right.
- Yes, Dad, I got the booties!

440
00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:19,943
I'm upside down!

441
00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,518
Black Lion X-Ray,
this is Black Lion Tango.

442
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:57,439
We have activation of motion sensors
on the western perimeter fence.

443
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,433
Breach at B-14.

444
00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:21,690
Go, go, go, go!

445
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,700
The shard's gone.

446
00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,668
Contact!

447
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,045
Take it down!

448
00:32:44,838 --> 00:32:46,298
- Which way?
- Shoot left!

449
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,471
Knock it down!

450
00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:05,376
First frat party's the game changer.
Boys, we're hunting in the wild now.

451
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,068
So, get your game faces on.

452
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:09,338
I can't stay long.
I have a webcam date with my girlfriend.

453
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,642
- That's so cool!
- No, it's not.

454
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,580
While he's making out
with his MacBook,

455
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,540
I'm gonna be getting
my Spitzy freaky freak on.

456
00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:22,834
- Let's roll.
- She's hot.

457
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,753
Bro, we're hunting!

458
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,133
- See you, darling.
- Bye, Dad.

459
00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,302
Okay.

460
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,602
This is our first live chat date.
I've never done it before.

461
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:42,979
I'm kind of nervous.

462
00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:11,800
- Are you okay?
- No.

463
00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,553
I was getting a napkin for my drink.

464
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:18,974
Thanks. Cheers.

465
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,059
- It's Sam, right?
- Yeah.

466
00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:24,813
- I wanna dance.
- What, like… Like dancing?

467
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,983
Like a pairing? Like a duo?
Like a coupling?

468
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:32,862
'Cause I'm in a permanently semi…
I'm in a relationship, kind of…

469
00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:37,284
- Relax. I just want to have some fun.
- Wanna have some fun?

470
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:41,371
Yeah, okay. Let's play some checkers.
You can sit over there and…

471
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,332
Oh, my…

472
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:48,044
So, how about tonight
you pretend I'm your girlfriend

473
00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:50,255
and I pretend that you're my boyfriend?

474
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:03,518
Hey! Who drove
the freaking yellow Camaro?

475
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,938
There is a car on the lawn!

476
00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:11,943
What are you doing?

477
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,528
Houston, we have a problem.

478
00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:14,696
- What is it?
- Freshman!

479
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,340
- Yeah?
- Is that your car in our bushes?

480
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:20,243
No, there's a friend of mine,
he just went to get you a tighter shirt.

481
00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:23,038
There isn't a tighter shirt! We checked.

482
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,748
Now how about
I park my foot in your ass?

483
00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,458
- What size shoe do you wear?
- Yeah?

484
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,543
- Hold on.
- You wanna try?

485
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,463
- I'll back it up right now.
- Get him out of here.

486
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,299
You have a ride?
Bro, why are you holding out on us?

487
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:35,526
I've only known you 17 hours.

488
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:39,054
This is gonna really change our lives.
You have no idea.

489
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:43,350
- I love Camaros.
- I can't do this right now, okay?

490
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:45,352
- Don't be a wimp.
- Oh, God!

491
00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:57,989
- My first car was my dad's '92 Z28.
- Yeah?

492
00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:02,827
Fuel-injected.
The roar of the engine, it just tickles me.

493
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:06,206
We shouldn't stare…

494
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:09,793
I mean, share stories
with each other at all.

495
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:12,170
Come on, Sam. Just one ride.

496
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,756
Your cheating' heart

497
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,011
Don't. Don't!

498
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:22,847
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super freaky

499
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:26,059
- Is your radio broken?
- No, my concentration is.

500
00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,936
We're not cheating.

501
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,563
Not yet.

502
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,902
Is something wrong here?

503
00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,075
God! You okay?

504
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,037
She's mighty, mighty

505
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:49,416
I really don't know what to tell you.
This car has a lot of problems. A lot…

506
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,632
Oh, God! It's in my mouth!

507
00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:00,051
Are you okay? I got Wetnaps.

508
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,512
I got Wetnaps for your face! Hold on!

509
00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,681
I… I'm so sorry!

510
00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:07,517
What are you doing?

511
00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:22,532
You won't give me a day, huh?

512
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:26,411
- You won't give me one day in college?
- I'm sorry, Sam,

513
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:29,831
but the last fragment of the AllSpark
was stolen.

514
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,749
Like what? Like Decepticons stole it?

515
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:35,879
We placed it under human protection
at your government's request,

516
00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:38,756
but I'm here for your help, Sam,

517
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,261
because your leaders believe we
brought vengeance upon your planet.

518
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:45,346
Perhaps they are right.

519
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:50,518
That is why they must be reminded by
another human of the trust we share.

520
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,313
- This isn't my war.
- Not yet,

521
00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,775
but I fear it soon will be.

522
00:37:56,858 --> 00:38:00,403
Your world must not share
the same fate as Cybertron.

523
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,656
Whole generations lost.

524
00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:10,538
I know, and I want to help you, I do,

525
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,708
but I am not some alien ambassador,
you know?

526
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,585
I'm a normal kid with normal problems.

527
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:19,047
I am where I'm supposed to be.

528
00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,384
I'm sorry. I…

529
00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:26,137
I really am.

530
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:30,058
Sam, fate rarely calls upon us
at a moment of our choosing.

531
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,686
You're Optimus Prime.
You don't need me.

532
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,941
We do, more than you know.

533
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:15,562
Conn, Sonar. Gained new contact,
bearing 214, and possible hostile,

534
00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:17,647
confirmed for
Project Deep Six Drop Point.

535
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:20,441
- What do you got?
- SU pulled five contacts at 5, 000 feet,

536
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:21,734
diving fast.

537
00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,032
Never seen anything
dive that deep that fast.

538
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:31,619
- Man battle stations.
- Chief of the watch, man battle stations!

539
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,580
Helm, left full rudder,
all ahead two-thirds.

540
00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:36,374
- Left full rudder, two-thirds.
- Dive, go deep.

541
00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:00,773
The nets protecting NBE One
are screaming, sir.

542
00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:04,736
That is 9, 300 fathoms down.
And no confirmed DSRVs on site?

543
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,988
- None, sir.
- Then, people, we've got a problem!

544
00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:21,294
Need parts! Kill the little one!

545
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,887
The shard make Energon!

546
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,070
Conn, Sonar. Now hold six contacts,
and they're coming up fast!

547
00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:49,530
- Sound collision alarm.
- Left hard rudder.

548
00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,367
Five hundred feet.

549
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,370
Angel Six,
we got six hostiles coming up.

550
00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:05,588
- Collision imminent port side.
- One hundred feet.

551
00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:06,714
Brace for impact.

552
00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:36,285
Starscream, I'm home.

553
00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:41,457
Lord Megatron, I was so relieved
to hear of your resurrection.

554
00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:45,712
You left me to die
on that pathetic insect planet.

555
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:50,675
Only to help spawn our new army.
The Fallen decrees it!

556
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:55,096
After all, in your absence,
someone had to take command.

557
00:41:57,014 --> 00:42:00,393
- So disappointing.
- Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile!

558
00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:04,605
Even in death,
there is no command but mine.

559
00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:13,990
My master, I failed you on Earth.

560
00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:19,704
The AllSpark is destroyed
and without it, our race will perish.

561
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:26,169
You have much to learn, my disciple.
The Cube was merely a vessel.

562
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:29,881
Its power, its knowledge,
can never be destroyed.

563
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:34,552
- It can only transform.
- How is that possible?

564
00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:38,222
It has been absorbed
by the human child.

565
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:43,352
The key to saving our race
now lies within his mind.

566
00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:47,064
Well, then, let me strip
the very flesh from his body!

567
00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:50,610
And you will, my apprentice, in time.

568
00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:55,990
For millennia, I have dreamed
of my return to that wretched planet

569
00:42:56,073 --> 00:43:02,663
where I, too, was once betrayed
by the Primes I called my brothers.

570
00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:10,338
Only a Prime can defeat me,
and now, only one remains.

571
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:14,050
Optimus! He protects the boy.

572
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:17,428
Then the boy will lead us to him

573
00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:23,017
- and revenge will be ours.
- Yes.

574
00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:28,189
The boy will not escape us.
We have him in our sights.

575
00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:33,319
Without more Energon,
the hatchlings will keep dying.

576
00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:43,120
Space. Time. Gravity.

577
00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:50,127
- Thank you.
- Finish that for me.

578
00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:53,089
We're going on a journey together,
you and I, today.

579
00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:58,177
All you eager, nubile, young minds
on the very cusp of adulthood.

580
00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:02,014
And I shall be your consort, your guide,

581
00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:06,102
your chaperone,
into the heart of darkness.

582
00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:10,940
Welcome to Astronomy 101.

583
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:15,570
For what do we know about the stars?

584
00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:19,532
Virgo, the virgin.

585
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,535
Orion, the great hunter.

586
00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:27,248
These are no mere twinkling diamonds
for lovely maidens to wish upon.

587
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,667
No, they are dynamos

588
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:34,338
filled with a throbbing,
savage and pent-up energy!

589
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:40,136
Behold the work of Albert Einstein,
a professor once, like moi.

590
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,738
- Energy equals mass…
- What you doing?

591
00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:43,282
Put your hand down.
Put your hand down.

592
00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:45,725
Young man, there are no questions

593
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,768
until I've reached
the climax of my lecture.

594
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:51,189
I just finished your book and there's
only one problem. Einstein's wrong.

595
00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:53,333
Energy does equal
mass times the velocity

596
00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:54,501
of light squared in this dimension,

597
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:57,486
but what about the other 17?
Nobody ever talks about the other 17.

598
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,780
Clear example.

599
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:04,887
Break down the elemental components
of Energon,

600
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,371
assume a constant decay rate
and extrapolate for each of the…

601
00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:08,932
Fourteen galactic convergences it took

602
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:12,585
the Sentinel Prime expedition
to receive an… Echo on its signal,

603
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,688
you wind up with a formula
for inter-dimensional energy increase

604
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,190
that mass and light alone
can't possibly explain.

605
00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,507
Come on, guys, I can't be
the only one in the class who…

606
00:45:18,591 --> 00:45:23,346
Young man, I will not be
punk'd in front of the dean.

607
00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:28,100
No, this is my universe here.

608
00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:33,564
Do you understand?
I am the alpha and the omega.

609
00:45:33,648 --> 00:45:36,067
- Get out of my class!
- Yes, sir.

610
00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:41,739
Anyone else care to have
some sort of mental breakdown?

611
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:56,796
Hi, Bones! Hi. Hi.
You're such a good boy.

612
00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,674
What a good boy, you are.

613
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,889
Hey, Bones. Are you hungry?

614
00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:12,520
Come on, check that out.

615
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,190
There you go.

616
00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:25,533
- Yes, Samuel?
- Hello? Mikaela?

617
00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,261
I can't believe you're gonna stand me up
on our first web chat date.

618
00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:31,085
- Something just happened to me, okay?
- What, you finally hit puberty?

619
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:32,849
No, no, no. Stop laughing.
This is serious. Okay.

620
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:34,643
Remember I was telling you
about my great-great-grandfather,

621
00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,460
Archibald Witwicky? Remember?

622
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:39,630
Watch it, watch it, watch… No!
Okay, remember how I was telling you…

623
00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,008
Okay. Can you stop?
Watch the foot! Watch your foot!

624
00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:43,134
Mikaela, okay,

625
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:45,362
my great-great-grandfather
went on this Arctic mission, right?

626
00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:46,986
And he saw Megatron.
Megatron zapped him,

627
00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:48,934
and he started seeing
these crazy symbols. Okay.

628
00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:50,492
Well, now I'm seeing them, too.
Excuse me.

629
00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:52,977
I just read a 903-page astronomy book
in 32.6 seconds.

630
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,496
I had a meltdown
in the middle of my class.

631
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,689
I am seeing symbols ever since I…

632
00:46:57,898 --> 00:47:01,902
- Since what?
- Ever since I touched the Cube splinter.

633
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,988
- Do you have it?
- Yeah, I have it.

634
00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:07,950
- It's in the shop safe. It's fine.
- Mikaela, do not touch it, okay?

635
00:47:08,034 --> 00:47:09,714
- Don't touch it.
- I'm not gonna touch it.

636
00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:11,495
Sam, it's fine. It's locked away.

637
00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:13,914
- No one knows where it is.
- I do!

638
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:18,753
You're hot, but you ain't too bright.

639
00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:22,923
There we go. Yeah, that'll work.

640
00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:27,261
Damn it! Son of a bitch!

641
00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:32,266
What are you looking at, slobber puss?

642
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:36,812
What the… This place is
a freaking house of horrors!

643
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,776
Pain… It hurts…

644
00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,320
Hold on.

645
00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:49,366
Right to five, then…

646
00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,878
Is that the best you got, huh?
Is that the best you can do?

647
00:48:02,338 --> 00:48:04,465
What are you doing here,
you little freak?

648
00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:07,093
That's my eye, you crazy bitch!

649
00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:11,389
- You gonna talk now?
- I seek knowledge from the Cube.

650
00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,224
- The Fallen demands me!
- What knowledge?

651
00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,994
You got the shard, I need the shard.
Give me the shard. I need the shard.

652
00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:18,562
They're gonna whack me!
I'm gonna be dead without that shard!

653
00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:21,732
Easy, warrior goddess,
I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!

654
00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:25,111
- And I'm your worst nightmare.
- Hey, hey, hey!

655
00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:26,671
- What the hell was that?
- I'll tell you later,

656
00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:28,239
just not on an open phone line, okay?

657
00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:29,341
I'm gonna get on a plane right now

658
00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,765
and I'll be there later this afternoon.
Just be careful, Sam.

659
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,628
And have any strangers given you
anything suspicious to carry on today?

660
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,422
Yeah, a live bomb!

661
00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:45,798
- No.
- Good.

662
00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:01,105
Major, incoming SOS from Autobots!

663
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:04,984
Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.
Vicinity, eastern United States, sir!

664
00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:08,070
- As in how many?
- Unclear, sir.

665
00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,530
Well, get clear.

666
00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:17,079
The Autobots are on the move,
splitting into two teams, sir.

667
00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:18,306
They're not answering our calls

668
00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:19,975
and they're heading to
New York and Philadelphia.

669
00:49:19,999 --> 00:49:23,210
All right, full weapons deployment.
Wheels up in 20 minutes!

670
00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,254
Move it!

671
00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:28,507
Let's go!

672
00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:36,891
Flight 57, welcome to Philadelphia.

673
00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:41,061
Alicia, mi amour, can I interest you
in an 18-inch Zookeeper's special?

674
00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:43,705
Extra-large, triple cheese,
with every known animal as a topping.

675
00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:45,774
Basically, I've got,
like, 18 inches of meat.

676
00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:48,444
Unless you're vegetarian.
All right. It's cool. I am, too.

677
00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:51,822
- Sam home?
- Sam? I think he died,

678
00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:53,199
but why don't we check?

679
00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:55,159
- Here we are.
- Hey!

680
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,469
You ever have a song stuck
in your head? It's like

681
00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:58,513
the worst song ever,
but you can't help to whistle it or sing it

682
00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:02,208
'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeats
itself, repeats itself, repeats itself?

683
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,418
Kitten calendar,
kitten calendar, kitten calendar,

684
00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:05,896
- kitten calendar…
- Dude, what the eff?

685
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,064
I know you're freaking out.
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.

686
00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:10,174
Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head.

687
00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:11,897
Now it's on the walls.
Everything is good.

688
00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:14,011
This is the part that…

689
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:18,891
Okay, what were you saying?

690
00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:22,353
Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this.
Let's go.

691
00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:23,771
Get out.

692
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,689
Wait, wait, wait!
Can I just sit and watch?

693
00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:27,900
I'll… I'll eat my pizza quietly.

694
00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:30,903
Sam, I knew there was
something special about you.

695
00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:32,279
Really?

696
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,908
And I know you know what happens

697
00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:38,911
when two people in the know
get together.

698
00:50:38,994 --> 00:50:42,289
They're genuinely amazing in bed.

699
00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:45,584
Thank you.

700
00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:48,395
All right, listen, hold on! Boundaries.

701
00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:53,551
- Flag on the play. Okay. I'm very ticklish.
- We have needs, Sam. Relax.

702
00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:54,843
Jeez!

703
00:50:56,762 --> 00:50:59,848
What about this economy?
It's crazy, isn't it?

704
00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:04,979
- You are very aggressive.
- Just relax.

705
00:51:05,104 --> 00:51:07,398
You want some turkey meatloaf?

706
00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:13,696
Sam?

707
00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:18,575
- Mikaela!
- Is that your girlfriend?

708
00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:20,828
Ex.

709
00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,998
Mikaela! Wait!

710
00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,751
I can explain…

711
00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:48,230
Sam, your bed buddy, Alice…

712
00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:08,292
All right, come on.

713
00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:09,978
- She's coming!
- She's an alien robot! You gotta move.

714
00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:11,337
- Is this real?
- Just run!

715
00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:20,614
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I can't believe
I almost had sex with her in my dream!

716
00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:22,407
I can tell
that you really missed me a lot, Sam!

717
00:52:22,431 --> 00:52:23,867
- Look, it's not my fault, okay?
- It's not your fault?

718
00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:25,309
Listen! Listen, I'm a victim!

719
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:26,786
- You were a victim? Of what?
- Yeah.

720
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,705
- Of what, a little 80-pound girl?
- Of… Of molestation.

721
00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:30,498
It was like getting humped
in the neck by a mountain ox!

722
00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:31,916
You didn't have to put your tongue
in her mouth!

723
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:33,067
- I didn't! Look!
- You did!

724
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,712
You ever had your stomach tongued by
a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue?

725
00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:38,906
It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela?
And it smelled like… Like diesel!

726
00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:42,326
- Like a diesel-y tinge to it!
- You're such a little girl!

727
00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,329
We're gonna have
10 seconds of silence right now.

728
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:45,680
I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.

729
00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:47,599
You can't give me the silent treatment!
You know what?

730
00:52:47,623 --> 00:52:50,226
I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.
You have three seconds left.

731
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,519
You know what?
You can give me the silent treatment

732
00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,463
all you want,
but you can't keep me from talking.

733
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,231
- What were you gonna say?
- I hope you had a lot of fun,

734
00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:57,174
because this, this is over.

735
00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,676
She violated your orifice
with her nasty alien probe?

736
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,072
She did it? She went in there?
All her little embryo alien babies

737
00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:04,991
are gestating and hatching inside of you.
They're growing right now, probably!

738
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,810
You need to vomit it right now.
Yak it! Yak it right now!

739
00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:09,019
Who are you?

740
00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:12,189
I'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz.
Okay? I'm the key to this.

741
00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:13,952
The aliens,
they want me 'cause of my site.

742
00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:20,989
Whoa, guys, right there!

743
00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:26,537
Run!

744
00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:31,625
Mikaela!

745
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,395
Come on! We gotta move!

746
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,647
It's a bomb!

747
00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:04,158
You've got to get that box!

748
00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:10,873
- This way.
- What? Hey! Let me out, let me out!

749
00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:14,751
Oh, my God, you know how to
hot-wire a car? That's so hot!

750
00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:17,105
Drive, drive, drive!
She's right there! She's right there!

751
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:19,923
Come on, come on, come on.

752
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:22,676
Go! Go! Go! Back up the car!

753
00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:25,095
Now!

754
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,015
Tongue!

755
00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:34,313
Oh, my God!

756
00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:43,322
Kiss this, bitch!

757
00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:50,579
Drive, drive, drive.

758
00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:54,642
Okay, so what else
don't I know, all right?

759
00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,706
Since you guys forgot to mention
some minor details.

760
00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:02,090
That thing you saw back there,
that was the little baby…

761
00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:09,848
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Sam!

762
00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:14,311
Sam!

763
00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:19,983
- Sam!
- Hold on!

764
00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,401
- Pull me up!
- Hold on!

765
00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:25,572
Sam, get back in!

766
00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:30,410
I don't want to die!
We're gonna die! Oh, my God!

767
00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:57,604
Jesus! Jesus!

768
00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,406
Come here, boy.

769
00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:09,992
Closer.

770
00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:11,868
- Oh, my God.
- Okay.

771
00:56:11,952 --> 00:56:14,371
You remember me, don't you?

772
00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:16,915
I did what you said, okay?
Just don't hurt us.

773
00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:18,292
Shut up!

774
00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:20,294
Sam!

775
00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:30,512
Yeah! Yes, yes.

776
00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:34,141
It feels good to grab your flesh!

777
00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:40,147
I am going to kill you slowly, painfully,

778
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:44,860
but first, we have
some delicate work to do.

779
00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:50,991
How I could snap your limbs off!

780
00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:54,828
Doctor, examine this alien specimen.

781
00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:58,790
I'll scan you.
Let's take a look at your face.

782
00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:06,590
I'm the doctor. The odd job. Information!

783
00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:09,968
Yeah!

784
00:57:17,643 --> 00:57:19,853
Beseeching my shard!

785
00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:21,772
Easy or tough way?

786
00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:46,564
- There they are.
- That's what I'm seeing in my head.

787
00:57:46,588 --> 00:57:50,467
These symbols can lead us
to the Energon source.

788
00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:54,638
We must have the brain on the table!

789
00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:57,307
- Chop, chop!
- Brain?

790
00:57:57,391 --> 00:57:58,642
What does he mean by my brain?

791
00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:01,645
Well, you have something on your mind,
something I need.

792
00:58:01,728 --> 00:58:03,728
Hold on. I know you're pissed.
I know you're pissed

793
00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:05,750
because I tried to kill you
and it's completely understandable.

794
00:58:05,774 --> 00:58:07,251
If somebody tried to kill me,
I'd be upset, too.

795
00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:09,861
I think that we have an opportunity here

796
00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:13,073
to start anew
and develop our relationship

797
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:15,450
and see where it leads us, okay?

798
00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:18,662
So, you just call Doctor Inspector off
and let's just talk for five seconds!

799
00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:19,955
Wait, wait, wait!

800
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:28,964
- Come on! Go, go!
- Sam!

801
00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:32,926
Go, go, go!

802
00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:00,287
Sam!

803
00:59:07,919 --> 00:59:09,129
Run!

804
00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,637
Go, go, go, go!

805
00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:20,015
Here he comes!

806
00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,231
Hide, Sam!

807
00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:40,368
Weak!

808
00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:45,624
Puny! Waste of metal!

809
00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,004
Junkyard crap!

810
00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,341
Decepticons!

811
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,895
Come here, boy.

812
01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:41,805
There is another source of
Energon hidden on this planet.

813
01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:43,974
The boy could lead us to it.

814
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:02,325
Optimus!

815
01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:20,927
Is the future of our race not worth
a single human life?

816
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:24,764
- Up! Get up!
- You'll never stop at one!

817
01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:28,393
I'll take you all on!

818
01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:12,145
Piece of tin!

819
01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:16,024
Sam! Where are you?

820
01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:19,778
No!

821
01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:22,989
You're so weak!

822
01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:54,604
The last Prime is dead!

823
01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:08,201
Sam, run. Run.

824
01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:20,213
Autobots, attack!

825
01:03:24,884 --> 01:03:27,220
Bumblebee, get them out of here!

826
01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:41,985
This is Lennox.

827
01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:58,001
- That went well.
- We've lost the boy, Master.

828
01:03:58,084 --> 01:04:00,587
The Autobots
must be shielding their signals.

829
01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:04,924
I can't even rely on you
to swat a simple insect?

830
01:04:06,468 --> 01:04:09,304
- One insect among seven billion!
- Shut up!

831
01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:13,058
He could be anywhere.

832
01:04:13,141 --> 01:04:16,603
Then we will force them
to find him for us!

833
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:20,356
It's time for the world
to know of our presence.

834
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,568
No more disguises. No mercy!

835
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:27,572
The time has come
for my master's arrival.

836
01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:36,873
Decepticons, mobilize. It is time.

837
01:04:54,474 --> 01:04:56,726
Speaking French is so exciting!

838
01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:58,520
Oh, God, who is this?

839
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:03,191
Hello? I mean, bonsoir!

840
01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:07,862
- What? Who is this?
- Where is the boy?

841
01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:12,867
For Pete's sakes. I'm not impressed
with your perverted mouth-breathing.

842
01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:54,158
Jeez!

843
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,786
You are invading my space.
I'm gonna have to drop you.

844
01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:58,079
Would you get out of here?

845
01:05:58,163 --> 01:06:00,474
I didn't come all the way across
the ocean to eat a plate of snails.

846
01:06:00,498 --> 01:06:01,791
I want to try new things.

847
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,252
Looks like Canadian goose poop.

848
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:06,963
It's nasty.

849
01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:22,580
Revenge is mine.

850
01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:41,641
Yeah!

851
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,895
… definitely not a plane…

852
01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:48,064
Look, carriers don't just sink.

853
01:07:48,147 --> 01:07:51,276
… a horrible accident or a terrorist
attack or worse…

854
01:07:51,609 --> 01:07:53,569
Negative. NORAD confirmed,

855
01:07:53,653 --> 01:07:57,991
projectile came from beyond our
atmosphere, inbound at 30, 000 knots.

856
01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:15,758
Citizens of the human hive,

857
01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:19,262
your leaders have withheld the truth.

858
01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:22,890
You are not alone in this universe.

859
01:08:23,599 --> 01:08:26,686
We have lived among you, hidden,

860
01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:30,356
but no more.

861
01:08:30,690 --> 01:08:35,361
As you've seen,
we can destroy your cities at will,

862
01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:40,533
unless you turn over this boy

863
01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:51,878
If you resist us, we will destroy
the world as you know it.

864
01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:54,148
What we're hearing
from the German government

865
01:08:54,172 --> 01:08:57,216
is that the world broadcast
was a satellite hacking.

866
01:08:57,300 --> 01:09:00,637
The military has just told us they have
assumed Condition Delta,

867
01:09:00,928 --> 01:09:03,473
which is the highest level
we have been at since 9/11.

868
01:09:03,556 --> 01:09:05,516
President Obama
is being flown to a bunker

869
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,320
somewhere in the middle
of the United States

870
01:09:07,352 --> 01:09:11,814
in the face of the worst simultaneous
attacks ever around the globe.

871
01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:17,278
The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes
down off the East Coast, all hands lost.

872
01:09:17,362 --> 01:09:20,531
Worldwide casualties
are in the neighbourhood of 7, 000,

873
01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:22,325
but that number could climb.

874
01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:23,510
It's still too early to tell.

875
01:09:23,534 --> 01:09:25,953
What we need to ask now is,
"Who and why?"

876
01:09:26,037 --> 01:09:28,956
The FBI is still trying to locate
the boy, Sam Witwicky.

877
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,751
We believe they have information
about the attacks.

878
01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:34,170
The FBI, CIA and Interpol

879
01:09:34,253 --> 01:09:37,590
are all seeking the cooperation
of worldwide law enforcement.

880
01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,860
You need to listen to this, man.
You gotta check this out.

881
01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:42,571
- They have a traffic-camera spotting…
- They have a picture of me, man.

882
01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:46,015
We're dead, bro.
FBI, CIA, we are wanted fugitives now!

883
01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:47,308
I just need you to focus

884
01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:48,410
- for one minute, man.
- Just stop.

885
01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,079
This thing has blown up
to a whole other level, all right?

886
01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:51,830
You know what? Give me this thing.
They can track us.

887
01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:53,815
- Do you see this?
- What?

888
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:58,569
They can track us?
Like, satellite track us?

889
01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:00,613
Okay, I'm not even with you guys!

890
01:10:00,696 --> 01:10:03,032
Technically, I'm like a hostage.
This is kidnapping…

891
01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:04,409
- Enough is…
- Yo, Leo!

892
01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:06,869
This thing's gonna
give me a heart attack, I swear.

893
01:10:06,953 --> 01:10:09,390
- That's 'cause you is a wuss.
- You guys forced me into that car, right?

894
01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:10,414
I think he's scared.

895
01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:13,000
Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do
with this shrimp taco?

896
01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:14,478
Let's pop a cap in his ass,
throw him in the trunk

897
01:10:14,502 --> 01:10:16,105
and then nobody gonna know nothing,
know what I mean?

898
01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:19,048
- Not in my trunk.
- Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you.

899
01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:21,342
Okay? I'm right here and I can hear you!

900
01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:23,594
No one's popping any caps
in any asses, okay?

901
01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:25,221
I've had a hell of a day!

902
01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:28,724
Why don't you get a haircut
with your bitch ass?

903
01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:29,934
Go whine to your boyfriend!

904
01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:32,287
Listen, Sam, I know what I'm gonna do,
man. Look, I'm just going to go

905
01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:33,414
to the authorities and tell them the truth.

906
01:10:33,438 --> 01:10:34,498
Like, I had nothing to do with this.

907
01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:36,125
- So, I'm not an accomplice.
- Hey, you wanted this, right?

908
01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:37,543
You wanted the real deal?
Well, that's what this is.

909
01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:38,961
Wake up! You're in the middle of it!

910
01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:41,320
You want to run? Go ahead!
No one's stopping you.

911
01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:43,948
Stop complaining.

912
01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:21,694
What is the meaning of this?

913
01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:23,946
You dare point a gun at me?

914
01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:27,784
You want a piece of me?
I will tear you apart!

915
01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:32,163
Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!

916
01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:33,765
- Tell them to lower their weapons!
- Tell them first.

917
01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:34,892
Tell them to lower their weapons.

918
01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:36,918
Major, there's nothing I can do.
Talk to him.

919
01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,878
Your NEST team is deactivated, Major.

920
01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:41,881
You are to cease
anti-Decepticon operations

921
01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:44,300
and return to Diego Garcia
pending further orders.

922
01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:46,783
No, we take our orders directly
from Chairman Morshower, sir.

923
01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:48,697
Well, I'll see your Chairman
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

924
01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:51,224
and I will raise you
a President of the United States.

925
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:52,767
I have operational command now.

926
01:11:52,850 --> 01:11:55,061
An alien blood feud
has been brought to our shores

927
01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:56,864
for which our soldiers
are paying the price.

928
01:11:57,271 --> 01:11:58,898
The secret is out!

929
01:11:58,981 --> 01:12:02,443
This is our war now and we will win it
as we always have,

930
01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,445
with a coordinated military strategy.

931
01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:07,490
This fool is terribly misinformed.

932
01:12:07,573 --> 01:12:09,009
You're gonna need every asset
that you've got.

933
01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:10,743
What we need is to draw up battle plans

934
01:12:10,826 --> 01:12:12,995
while we explore
every possible diplomatic solution.

935
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:14,580
Like what, handing over the kid?

936
01:12:15,915 --> 01:12:17,750
All options are being considered.

937
01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:22,296
Whatever the Decepticons are after,
this is just the start.

938
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:25,466
- There is no negotiating with them.
- I'm ordering you to stand down.

939
01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:29,637
You won't be needing this any more.
Get your assets back to base!

940
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:32,932
And take that pile of scrap metal back
to Diego Garcia.

941
01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:35,476
Let's go!

942
01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:40,648
I really don't like that dude.
He's an asshole.

943
01:12:40,731 --> 01:12:43,234
Autobots, report to hangar for transport.

944
01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:48,656
- Ironhide, we should leave this planet.
- That's not what Optimus would want.

945
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,844
There's nothing
that you could have done.

946
01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:16,559
- You okay?
- Yeah.

947
01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:22,565
Bee, if you hate me, I understand.

948
01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:33,534
I messed up. I'm sorry.

949
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:39,457
Young fella, you are the person
I care about most in my life.

950
01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:42,627
If there's anything you need,
I won't be far away.

951
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:48,591
He's dead because of me. He came
here to protect me and he's dead.

952
01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:51,761
There's some things
you just can't change.

953
01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:56,015
So, his sacrifice for us would
not have been in vain. Hallelujah!

954
01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:59,602
I'm gonna make it right.
I'm going to turn myself in.

955
01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:01,854
We… We've got to stick together.

956
01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:10,196
- You're not going to do that.
- Yes, I am.

957
01:14:14,283 --> 01:14:18,037
Everything we worked for
will be wiped out in one day!

958
01:14:20,665 --> 01:14:22,833
- You two…
- Huh?

959
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,043
Hey, you know the glyphs?

960
01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:26,587
These? The symbols that have been
rattling around in my head?

961
01:14:27,421 --> 01:14:31,384
That's old school, yo.
That's, like… That's Cybertronian.

962
01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:33,070
That's some serious stuff, right there.

963
01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:36,138
They gotta mean something,
like a message or like a map.

964
01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:37,640
Like a map to an Energon source!

965
01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:40,977
- Can you read this?
- Read?

966
01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:43,354
No. We don't really do much reading.
Not so much.

967
01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:45,517
If you can't read it,
we gotta find somebody who can.

968
01:14:45,564 --> 01:14:47,191
Look who came sashaying back!

969
01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:48,914
Hair growing like a Chia Pet.
Look at him.

970
01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:50,837
I had a bit
of a mild panic attack earlier, right?

971
01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:52,021
That's 'cause you're a pussy.

972
01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:54,471
I think I'm allowed that,
considering what I've been through.

973
01:14:54,573 --> 01:14:55,658
I heard you have a problem.

974
01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:58,744
- I think I know someone who can help.
- Who?

975
01:14:58,828 --> 01:14:59,996
Robo-Warrior.

976
01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:04,792
This guy, Robo-Warrior,

977
01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:07,253
everything about anything alien,
he's supposed to know.

978
01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:08,772
One time we revenge-hacked his site

979
01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:13,217
and maybe I saw some
of your alien drawings or whatever.

980
01:15:25,771 --> 01:15:27,606
This is it. Yep.

981
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:28,858
Deli. Good front!

982
01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:31,777
All right, wait here.
I'll give you the go/no go. All right?

983
01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:34,947
Number 42, we got your kishka, knish,

984
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:38,159
kasha-varnishka
and kreplach combo right here.

985
01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:39,577
Cash only. Who's next?

986
01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:42,955
I told you to cure the lox in the brine
and then smoke it.

987
01:15:43,038 --> 01:15:44,683
Ma, you want me
to cut my hand off, or what?

988
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,268
You… You ruined
a beautiful piece offish, you retard!

989
01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:47,686
I'm like a ninja with a blade.
It's an art form.

990
01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:48,979
Give me your money. Get out of here!

991
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:52,923
Hey, Sal! Watch your reach, huh?
Take a number, young man.

992
01:15:53,507 --> 01:15:54,925
Robo-Warrior.

993
01:15:56,635 --> 01:15:58,804
- Know him?
- I never heard of him.

994
01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:01,223
You never heard of
TheRealEffingDeal. com?

995
01:16:01,307 --> 01:16:03,851
You must be talking about that
amateur-hour blog operation

996
01:16:03,934 --> 01:16:07,063
- with Game Boy-level security.
- Robo-Warrior.

997
01:16:08,189 --> 01:16:11,025
It's him! It's him!
That's the guy right there! That's him!

998
01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:13,527
No.

999
01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:16,465
- You got to be kidding me.
- All right, meat store's closed!

1000
01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:18,866
- Everybody out! Out, right now!
- When he says to go,

1001
01:16:18,949 --> 01:16:20,594
- you go.
- That means you, lady, right now.

1002
01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:22,804
- Wait a minute. You know this guy?
- We're old friends.

1003
01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:26,290
Old friends? You're the case
that shut down Sector Seven,

1004
01:16:26,373 --> 01:16:27,708
got the kibosh, disbanded.

1005
01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:31,045
No more security clearance,
no retirement, no nothing.

1006
01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:34,090
All 'cause of you
and your little criminal girlfriend.

1007
01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:38,469
- Look at her now, so mature.
- Moron! Where's the whitefish?

1008
01:16:38,552 --> 01:16:40,429
Hey! Don't touch me with the pig.

1009
01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:42,097
- Yakov!
- What?

1010
01:16:42,181 --> 01:16:44,225
You don't get
Christmas bonuses standing around!

1011
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:46,101
You want those new teeth
you saw on SkyMall?

1012
01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:48,395
- It's my dream.
- Help her out.

1013
01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:50,064
You live with your mama?

1014
01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:51,541
No, my mama lives with me.
It's a big difference.

1015
01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:53,445
They got your face all over the news,
alien boy.

1016
01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:55,903
- Yeah, I know.
- And NBE One's still kicking, huh?

1017
01:16:55,986 --> 01:16:58,155
How did that happen? Don't answer.

1018
01:16:58,239 --> 01:17:00,675
I don't know what you're hiding,
but I don't want anything to do with it.

1019
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:03,452
So, good-bye. You never saw me.
I got bagels to schmear. Vanish.

1020
01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:05,996
Can you give me five seconds?
Look, hold on, I need your help.

1021
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,666
Really? You need my help?

1022
01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:11,377
I need…
Look, I am slowly losing my mind.

1023
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,087
Okay, I had a little crab-bot,

1024
01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:15,330
plunged a device deep into
the soft tissues of my brain

1025
01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:18,217
and started projecting little alien
symbols like a freaking home movie!

1026
01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:21,112
And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive.
So, you think you got it rough?

1027
01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:23,305
You said it projected images
off your brain?

1028
01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:25,975
- Right.
- Meat locker, now!

1029
01:17:26,725 --> 01:17:27,977
Dead pigs.

1030
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,229
What you're about to see is top secret.

1031
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,023
Do not tell my mother.

1032
01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:36,151
- Swine flu. Not good.
- Now you know.

1033
01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:39,196
Next time you eat a goat or a pig,
there's a story behind it.

1034
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:40,573
Sad little story.

1035
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,883
An entire city flat.
How do you explain that?

1036
01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:43,051
Are you saying you believe
in aliens now?

1037
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:46,245
Okay, files, files.
We're talking about symbols.

1038
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:49,540
Hey, still radioactive. Hands off.

1039
01:17:50,332 --> 01:17:52,251
Okay, Cube-brain.

1040
01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:55,087
Any of these look
like the symbols you saw?

1041
01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:56,505
Where'd you get these?

1042
01:17:56,589 --> 01:18:00,259
Before I got fired,
I poached S-7's crown jewel,

1043
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:05,723
over 75 years of alien research,
which points to one inescapable fact.

1044
01:18:05,806 --> 01:18:09,768
The Transformers,
they've been here a long, long time.

1045
01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:11,270
How do I know?

1046
01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:14,273
Archaeologists found
these unexplained markings

1047
01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:16,609
in ancient ruins all over the world.

1048
01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:19,111
China. Egypt. Greece.

1049
01:18:20,070 --> 01:18:21,655
Shot in 1932.

1050
01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:23,574
These the symbols
you're seeing in your head?

1051
01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:26,243
- Yeah.
- Same ones over here, right?

1052
01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:31,123
So, tell me, how did they end up
all drawing the same things?

1053
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:35,127
Aliens. And I think some of them stayed.

1054
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:38,130
Check this out. Project Black Knife.

1055
01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:43,093
Robots in disguise,
hiding here all along.

1056
01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:46,472
We detected radioactive signatures
all across the country.

1057
01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:50,059
I pleaded on my knees with S-7
to investigate it,

1058
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:53,687
but they said the readings
were infinitesimal,

1059
01:18:53,771 --> 01:18:56,231
that I was obsessed.

1060
01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:58,067
Me. Can you imagine that?

1061
01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:01,278
Yeah. Megatron said that there
was another Energon source here.

1062
01:19:01,362 --> 01:19:03,239
- On Earth. Another source?
- On Earth.

1063
01:19:03,322 --> 01:19:06,200
Okay? And that these symbols,
maps in my head, would lead him there.

1064
01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:08,035
You talk to your Autobot friends
about this?

1065
01:19:08,118 --> 01:19:09,471
No, no, no, the source is before them.

1066
01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:11,389
Whatever the Energon source is,
it predates them.

1067
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:12,498
It's before them.

1068
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,583
- So, it comes before them.
- Correct.

1069
01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:18,045
Well, then we're porked,
unless we can talk to a Decepticon.

1070
01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:20,214
I mean,
I'm not on speaking terms with them.

1071
01:19:20,297 --> 01:19:22,007
Actually, I am.

1072
01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:28,055
Let me out!

1073
01:19:28,138 --> 01:19:30,391
- This is going to be a little bit sad.
- Open it.

1074
01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:34,228
I will have so many Decepticons
on your butt!

1075
01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:35,771
Hey, behave!

1076
01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:37,690
- What is it, a Decepticon?
- Yeah.

1077
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,566
- And you're training him?
- I'm trying to.

1078
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:43,153
I spent my whole adult life combing
the planet for aliens,

1079
01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:46,573
and you're carrying around one
in your purse like a little Chihuahua.

1080
01:19:47,157 --> 01:19:49,618
Do you want a throwdown,
you pubic 'fro-head?

1081
01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:52,871
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry about your eye, you know,

1082
01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:56,083
but, if you're a good boy,
then I'm not gonna torch your other eye.

1083
01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:57,584
Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.

1084
01:19:57,668 --> 01:20:01,046
Just tell me
what these symbols are, please.

1085
01:20:02,256 --> 01:20:03,257
All right.

1086
01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:07,594
I know that.
That's the language of the Primes.

1087
01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:11,181
I don't read it, but these guys…

1088
01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:13,767
Where the frick did you find photos
of these guys?

1089
01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:17,646
- Is this they?
- Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old.

1090
01:20:18,063 --> 01:20:21,317
They've been here thousands of years,
looking for something. I don't know what.

1091
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:24,903
Nobody tells me nothing, but they'll
translate those symbols for you.

1092
01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:27,323
- And I know where to find them.
- Show us.

1093
01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:28,741
Yeah.

1094
01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:34,413
The closest one's in Washington.

1095
01:20:36,749 --> 01:20:41,754
Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.
Land of dreams in there.

1096
01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:44,506
All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut.

1097
01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,552
- Hold those.
- What is that?

1098
01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:51,555
What? I wear them when I'm in a funk.

1099
01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:56,143
So does Giambi, Jeter.
It's a baseball thing. Okay.

1100
01:20:56,226 --> 01:20:58,226
Watches synchronized,
sharp mind and empty bladder.

1101
01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:01,690
You get caught, demand an attorney
and don't ever say my name.

1102
01:21:01,774 --> 01:21:03,585
Okay, take one of these pills.
Slip it under your tongue.

1103
01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:05,929
It's the high-concentrate polymer
they put in Oreo cookies.

1104
01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:07,696
Tricks the polygraph every time.

1105
01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:09,531
Okay. Now, let's get this show
on the road.

1106
01:21:10,491 --> 01:21:12,076
No, listen, I can't do this.

1107
01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:14,137
I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys.
I'm not gonna do this.

1108
01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:16,705
- Guards have guns. I don't want to die.
- Kid, kid, kid.

1109
01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:19,708
You compromise this mission,
you are dead to me.

1110
01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:22,377
Now look into my eyes
and tighten up that sphincter.

1111
01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:24,713
The museum is now closing.

1112
01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:27,716
Yo, baba! Bad news, bro!
Ran out of toilet paper!

1113
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,152
You got any out here?
Please tell me you do.

1114
01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:32,179
Sir! I suggest you get in there.
The museum is closed!

1115
01:21:32,262 --> 01:21:34,741
Listen, man, I understand that,
but as you can see, this is important.

1116
01:21:34,765 --> 01:21:36,725
All right? Thumper dumper.
I got to go. All right.

1117
01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:39,686
Sir, you are a grown,
naked man around children.

1118
01:21:39,770 --> 01:21:42,689
- Pull your pants up and exit the building.
- I'm not going anywhere.

1119
01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:50,072
- You got that paper, right, sir?
- You should be embarrassed.

1120
01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:52,282
This is a family museum, sir.

1121
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,760
What is going on here?

1122
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:16,348
How many times can you get tased
in the nuts before you can't have kids?

1123
01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:18,642
You are an amateur, man,
a rank amateur.

1124
01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:24,731
We just downed five guards.
Five guards.

1125
01:22:24,815 --> 01:22:26,543
- Get your stuff and get out of here.
- Give me a second here.

1126
01:22:26,567 --> 01:22:28,277
I got to get the tracker, all right.

1127
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,779
- Be good.
- I'm claustrophobic.

1128
01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:51,008
Look, look. Follow him. Follow him.
He knows where he's going.

1129
01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:57,890
- He knows something.
- What?

1130
01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,016
He knows something.

1131
01:23:05,022 --> 01:23:06,022
You got what I got?

1132
01:23:06,064 --> 01:23:07,733
- Yeah.
- Blackbird.

1133
01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:12,321
There he is.

1134
01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:16,033
This guy's a legend,
like the Chairman of the Board!

1135
01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:20,329
Yo, freshman, point the shard
and watch the magic happen.

1136
01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:29,463
Shit. It's a Decepticon!

1137
01:23:29,755 --> 01:23:31,924
- Decepticon?
- Decepticon?

1138
01:23:32,216 --> 01:23:34,051
Behind the MiG now!

1139
01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:49,358
What sort of hideous
mausoleum is this?

1140
01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:52,694
Answer me, pawns and knaves!

1141
01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:56,114
Show yourselves
or suffer my infinite wrath!

1142
01:23:57,324 --> 01:24:00,285
You little spinal-cord-based organisms!

1143
01:24:01,411 --> 01:24:02,663
Bugger it!

1144
01:24:03,163 --> 01:24:07,668
Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!

1145
01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,128
Prepare for remote systems override!

1146
01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:12,815
- I tell you, this guy did not age well.
- I don't think he's gonna hurt us.

1147
01:24:12,839 --> 01:24:15,133
I command these doors to open.

1148
01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:19,179
Fire! I said, fire!

1149
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,390
Bollocks!

1150
01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:25,060
- Damn these worthless parts.
- Wait a second!

1151
01:24:25,143 --> 01:24:28,480
Itchy, wretched rust in my arse!

1152
01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:32,734
The museum is going to be very angry.
Very angry.

1153
01:24:32,818 --> 01:24:34,486
We gotta catch that plane.

1154
01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:41,827
- Right. I'm on a mission.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1155
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,805
- What do you want?
- Look, we just want to talk!

1156
01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:45,581
I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission.

1157
01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:48,917
I'm a mercenary doom-bringer.
What planet am I on?

1158
01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:50,377
- Earth.
- Earth?

1159
01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:55,507
Terrible name for a planet. Might
as well call it "Dirt. "Planet "Dirt."

1160
01:24:55,590 --> 01:24:59,011
Tell me,
is that robot civil war still going on?

1161
01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:00,762
- Who's winning?
- The Decepticons.

1162
01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:05,225
- Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
- What do you mean, "changed sides"?

1163
01:25:05,309 --> 01:25:08,812
It's a choice.
It's an intensely personal decision.

1164
01:25:08,895 --> 01:25:12,566
So much negativity.
Who wants to live a life filled with hate?

1165
01:25:12,649 --> 01:25:13,710
You mean you don't have to work

1166
01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:15,444
for those miserable,
freaking Decepticons?

1167
01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:19,072
If Decepticons had their way,
they'd destroy the whole universe.

1168
01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:21,950
I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides,
too, warrior goddess.

1169
01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:24,202
- Who's your little Autobot?
- You're cute.

1170
01:25:24,286 --> 01:25:27,331
Name's Wheelie. Yeah.
Say my name, say my name.

1171
01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:29,684
What are you allowing
to happen to your foot just now?

1172
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:30,834
At least he's faithful, Sam.

1173
01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:33,879
Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude
and he's perverted.

1174
01:25:35,464 --> 01:25:36,524
Can you just… Can you stop?

1175
01:25:36,548 --> 01:25:38,026
- Hey, what are you doing?
- It's just something

1176
01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:40,028
to think about. I won't argue with…
What were you saying?

1177
01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:44,139
I told you my name was Jetfire,
so stop judging me.

1178
01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:45,640
Somebody shit the bed this morning.

1179
01:25:45,724 --> 01:25:47,368
- Look at this guy.
- I have issues of my own.

1180
01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:48,894
And it started with my mother!

1181
01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:51,438
My ancestors
have been here for centuries.

1182
01:25:51,521 --> 01:25:54,483
My father, he was a wheel,
the first wheel.

1183
01:25:54,566 --> 01:25:56,818
- Do you know what he transformed into?
- No.

1184
01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:57,944
Nothing!

1185
01:25:58,028 --> 01:26:01,698
But he did so with honour,
dignity, damn it!

1186
01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:09,539
Bollocks.

1187
01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:12,084
My boosters are fried.

1188
01:26:14,086 --> 01:26:15,326
I think we can help each other.

1189
01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:18,256
You know things I don't know.
I know things you don't know, I do.

1190
01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:20,759
I don't think he knows anything.
Honestly, I don't.

1191
01:26:22,552 --> 01:26:24,906
I could do this all day.
It comes in waves, these vivid symbols.

1192
01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:27,891
They're symbols, but they're in my mind.
You see, all this is in my mind

1193
01:26:27,974 --> 01:26:29,851
and Megatron wants what's in my mind.

1194
01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:33,146
- Him and someone called The Fallen.
- The Fallen? I know him.

1195
01:26:33,230 --> 01:26:36,483
He left me here to rust.
The original Decepticon.

1196
01:26:36,566 --> 01:26:40,362
He's terrible to work for.
It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis.

1197
01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:42,489
These transcriptions,
they were part of my mission,

1198
01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:43,572
The Fallen's search.

1199
01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:47,202
I remember now,
for the Dagger's Tip, and the key.

1200
01:26:47,285 --> 01:26:49,430
Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key?
What are you talking about?

1201
01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:53,959
No time to explain. Hold on, everybody!
Stay still or you'll die!

1202
01:27:20,819 --> 01:27:21,903
Well, that wasn't so bad.

1203
01:27:21,987 --> 01:27:23,715
I just hope we're still
on the right planet.

1204
01:27:23,739 --> 01:27:25,699
Hey, that freaking hurt!

1205
01:27:26,992 --> 01:27:28,326
Oh, my God.

1206
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:36,835
Oh, God.

1207
01:27:41,298 --> 01:27:43,258
Oh, my God, what a beautiful face.

1208
01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:47,304
This would be a perfect moment,
except you landed on my testicles.

1209
01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:49,014
Please, get off.

1210
01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:52,392
God, my balls.

1211
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:54,853
Sam!

1212
01:27:55,937 --> 01:27:59,065
- Where are we? Simmons!
- Hey! Yeah!

1213
01:27:59,357 --> 01:28:04,112
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What is this? It's Vegas.

1214
01:28:04,196 --> 01:28:06,031
- You guys okay?
- Yeah.

1215
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:08,617
Hey, I think we're in Vegas!

1216
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:12,287
That really, really hurt.
You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt!

1217
01:28:12,370 --> 01:28:15,099
People could have gotten killed, okay?
And if I would have gotten hurt,

1218
01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:17,083
- you would have heard…
- Shut up.

1219
01:28:17,167 --> 01:28:21,463
I told you I was opening a space bridge.
It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.

1220
01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:24,382
When did you… When did you tell us?
You didn't tell us anything.

1221
01:28:24,466 --> 01:28:26,277
You didn't tell us anything.
Why are we in Egypt?

1222
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:30,889
Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling!
You were duly informed!

1223
01:28:30,972 --> 01:28:32,700
Can you just stop for a second?
Can you focus?

1224
01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:33,951
Can you tell us why we're in Egypt

1225
01:28:33,975 --> 01:28:36,645
so we can all have a little bit of
semblance of peace of mind?

1226
01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:40,148
This planet was visited
by our race once before,

1227
01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:42,984
by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago.

1228
01:28:43,068 --> 01:28:45,987
They were on an exploratory mission
to harvest Energon,

1229
01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:48,657
the lifeblood of our race.

1230
01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:53,578
Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize
and rust, like my wretched self!

1231
01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:57,582
Do you have any idea what it's like
to slowly fall apart and die?

1232
01:28:57,666 --> 01:29:00,585
Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer?

1233
01:29:01,378 --> 01:29:06,591
Beginning, middle, end.
Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it.

1234
01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:11,513
Somewhere buried in this desert,
our ancestors built a great machine.

1235
01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:15,809
It harvests Energon by destroying suns.

1236
01:29:15,892 --> 01:29:17,602
- Destroy suns?
- You mean blow them up?

1237
01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:19,563
Yes. You see, in the beginning,

1238
01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:22,774
there were seven Primes,
our original leaders.

1239
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:26,945
And they set out into the universe,
seeking distant suns to harvest.

1240
01:29:27,612 --> 01:29:33,034
The Primes set out with one rule,
never destroy a planet with life,

1241
01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:36,037
until one of them tried to defy this rule.

1242
01:29:36,121 --> 01:29:40,375
And his name for evermore
was The Fallen.

1243
01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:44,504
He despised the human race

1244
01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:49,885
and he wanted to kill you all
by turning on that machine.

1245
01:29:49,968 --> 01:29:54,014
The only way to activate it
is with a legendary key

1246
01:29:54,097 --> 01:29:57,183
called the Matrix of Leadership.

1247
01:30:03,481 --> 01:30:07,861
A great battle took place over
possession of the Matrix.

1248
01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:15,160
The Fallen was stronger than
his brothers,

1249
01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:20,999
so they had no choice
but to steal and hide it from him.

1250
01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:26,463
In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave
their lives to seal the Matrix away

1251
01:30:26,546 --> 01:30:29,716
in a tomb made of
their very own bodies,

1252
01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:33,345
a tomb we cannot find.

1253
01:30:34,804 --> 01:30:40,477
Somewhere, buried in this desert,
that deadly machine remains.

1254
01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,604
The Fallen knows where it is

1255
01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:48,318
and if he finds the tomb of the Primes,
your world will be no more.

1256
01:30:48,693 --> 01:30:50,320
Okay, so how do we stop him?

1257
01:30:50,403 --> 01:30:52,781
Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen.

1258
01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:54,449
Optimus Prime?

1259
01:30:56,868 --> 01:30:58,995
So, you've met a Prime?

1260
01:30:59,079 --> 01:31:02,165
Why, you must have met
a great descendant.

1261
01:31:02,248 --> 01:31:05,377
Is he alive, here on this planet?

1262
01:31:06,086 --> 01:31:08,380
He sacrificed himself to save me.

1263
01:31:08,838 --> 01:31:10,298
So, he's dead.

1264
01:31:10,382 --> 01:31:14,469
Without a Prime, it's impossible.
No one else could stop The Fallen.

1265
01:31:14,552 --> 01:31:18,556
So, the same energy that's gonna be
used to reactivate the machine,

1266
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:21,267
could that energy somehow be used
to reactivate Optimus

1267
01:31:21,351 --> 01:31:22,431
and bring him back to life?

1268
01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:27,190
It was never designed for that purpose,
but it's an energy like no other.

1269
01:31:27,482 --> 01:31:31,152
So, then how do you get us to the Matrix
before the Decepticons get to me?

1270
01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:34,447
Follow your mind, your map,
your symbols.

1271
01:31:34,531 --> 01:31:37,158
What you carved in the sand,
it's your clue.

1272
01:31:37,242 --> 01:31:42,455
When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip,
Three Kings will reveal the doorway!

1273
01:31:42,539 --> 01:31:44,499
Find the doorway!

1274
01:31:44,582 --> 01:31:46,459
Go now! Go!

1275
01:31:46,543 --> 01:31:49,462
That was my mission.
It's your mission now.

1276
01:31:49,546 --> 01:31:53,842
Go before the Decepticons find me
and find you.

1277
01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:01,683
Okay, here's what my CIA contact says.

1278
01:32:01,766 --> 01:32:05,311
Ancient Sumerians used to call
the Gulf of Aqaba the "Dagger's Tip."

1279
01:32:05,395 --> 01:32:07,331
- That's the Dagger's Tip.
- It's part of the Red Sea.

1280
01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:09,524
It divides Egypt and Jordan
like the tip of a blade.

1281
01:32:09,607 --> 01:32:13,445
29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is.

1282
01:32:13,945 --> 01:32:15,965
First thing we've got to do
is get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip.

1283
01:32:15,989 --> 01:32:18,450
How are you gonna get him
halfway around the world?

1284
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:19,701
I'm gonna make a call.

1285
01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:23,913
We got cops!

1286
01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:31,333
I can't go to prison, guys.

1287
01:32:35,216 --> 01:32:37,802
Sam, we got to get off this road
and lay low.

1288
01:32:48,354 --> 01:32:50,231
Man, stupid cops!

1289
01:32:50,315 --> 01:32:52,525
This is what's called
blending in like a ninja.

1290
01:32:52,609 --> 01:32:56,404
- Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face.
- They're gone.

1291
01:32:56,488 --> 01:32:59,115
Okay, we're running out of time.
I gotta make the call to Lennox…

1292
01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:00,593
You're on the Worldwide Wanted List.

1293
01:33:00,617 --> 01:33:03,244
Try calling one base,
they'll track you here in seconds.

1294
01:33:03,328 --> 01:33:05,955
- CIA is all over this place!
- You're gonna call.

1295
01:33:11,503 --> 01:33:14,088
- Okay. That's a good idea.
- All right.

1296
01:33:14,172 --> 01:33:16,591
I mean, I just had my mind
on other things,

1297
01:33:16,674 --> 01:33:18,194
like winding up in an Egyptian prison.

1298
01:33:20,845 --> 01:33:23,181
NEST departure, 2100 hours.

1299
01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:28,311
So, we're shipping him back to base.
This is such a mistake.

1300
01:33:33,691 --> 01:33:35,902
Major Lennox, phone call.

1301
01:33:36,694 --> 01:33:39,781
Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid. You
know, the one with the attitude, right?

1302
01:33:39,864 --> 01:33:41,449
We need the truck. The truck.

1303
01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:44,285
We got a possible resurrection
going on over here.

1304
01:33:44,369 --> 01:33:48,623
You're not gonna believe where we are.
Code Tut, as in King Tutankhamen.

1305
01:33:48,706 --> 01:33:50,250
Back of a $1 bill.

1306
01:33:50,708 --> 01:33:57,006
Coordinates for airdrop, 29.5 north,
34.88 east. Write it down. Write it.

1307
01:33:57,090 --> 01:33:59,801
Oh, my God. I got to go. Okay.
Heat comes.

1308
01:33:59,884 --> 01:34:01,427
Wait, who are you?

1309
01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:05,139
Wait. It's me. Leo. Me. Leo. Leo. Leo.

1310
01:34:05,223 --> 01:34:06,367
Cops are coming right now.
We need to go!

1311
01:34:06,391 --> 01:34:08,184
Move, move, move, move.

1312
01:34:09,310 --> 01:34:13,064
Coordinates, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.

1313
01:34:13,147 --> 01:34:15,608
Tip of the Red Sea. Gulf of Aqaba.

1314
01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:18,236
Egypt? Are you serious?

1315
01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:20,947
Sir.

1316
01:34:25,243 --> 01:34:28,079
Even if we could figure out a way
to get big man over there,

1317
01:34:28,162 --> 01:34:30,832
how is this little kid supposed
to bring him back to life?

1318
01:34:30,915 --> 01:34:34,252
Look, I don't know,
but we got to trust him.

1319
01:34:36,588 --> 01:34:37,922
Okay, let's go over it again.

1320
01:34:38,006 --> 01:34:40,175
When the dawn alights
the Dagger's Tip,

1321
01:34:40,258 --> 01:34:42,552
- the Three Kings…
- Will reveal the doorway.

1322
01:34:42,635 --> 01:34:44,429
That's what he said.
You know what it means?

1323
01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:46,115
- No, what does it mean?
- I have no idea.

1324
01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:47,979
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Checkpoint. Checkpoint.

1325
01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:49,434
I don't have my passport.

1326
01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:53,188
Passport!

1327
01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:02,113
They got cameras at the top.

1328
01:35:06,075 --> 01:35:09,537
All right, chill. This is espionage time.
I can handle it.

1329
01:35:09,621 --> 01:35:12,665
These are my people.
I'm one-thirty-sixth Arab.

1330
01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:17,086
Great, a tricking Munchkin.

1331
01:35:17,170 --> 01:35:19,631
Little people are mean.
Tell him he's tall.

1332
01:35:28,473 --> 01:35:31,309
The Dagger's Tip? Right?

1333
01:35:31,392 --> 01:35:33,895
Egypt, Jordan. We want to go there.

1334
01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:37,232
Me and my family. This is my family.
This is my son,

1335
01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:40,944
my other son, my daughter.
We're tourists, from New York.

1336
01:35:41,027 --> 01:35:42,904
- New York?
- Yes. Yes.

1337
01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:44,030
Fifty kilometres.

1338
01:35:44,113 --> 01:35:46,874
You look like the guy that runs
my falafel stand. Thank you very much.

1339
01:35:46,908 --> 01:35:48,908
- I know. I know you from somewhere.
- Go, Yankees!

1340
01:35:49,369 --> 01:35:50,569
Put it on the wire to the CIA.

1341
01:35:54,916 --> 01:35:59,671
Decepticons, boy's location detected.

1342
01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:11,599
Undercover, yo. You got to blend in
with your surroundings.

1343
01:36:11,683 --> 01:36:14,018
You know, you got to be part
of the landscape.

1344
01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:25,196
Awesome! I think aliens built that.

1345
01:36:25,571 --> 01:36:26,572
Yeah, yeah.

1346
01:36:27,323 --> 01:36:29,367
Come on. Move it! Move it!

1347
01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:31,577
Guard us. Low profile.
Don't make a scene, okay?

1348
01:36:31,661 --> 01:36:34,747
Yeah, some of us got work to do!
Dumb Autobots.

1349
01:36:56,352 --> 01:36:59,439
Being my girlfriend is hazardous
to your health.

1350
01:37:00,231 --> 01:37:04,402
Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys.

1351
01:37:04,819 --> 01:37:06,404
- Do they?
- Yeah.

1352
01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:11,409
You might as well just say it.

1353
01:37:11,492 --> 01:37:12,952
Ladies first.

1354
01:37:14,412 --> 01:37:17,123
Okay, so tonight you're going to be
a gentleman.

1355
01:37:17,206 --> 01:37:20,335
- You're really chivalrous.
- Why are you mad at me?

1356
01:37:20,418 --> 01:37:23,921
You know what?
Baby, I'm not… I'm not mad.

1357
01:37:25,048 --> 01:37:29,510
Do you realize that I just flew 3, 000
miles to keep you from getting killed?

1358
01:37:29,594 --> 01:37:30,803
I know.

1359
01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:36,809
Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam?

1360
01:37:36,893 --> 01:37:39,604
Look at the things I go through with you.

1361
01:37:40,229 --> 01:37:42,398
And now we're underneath the moon
and the stars

1362
01:37:42,482 --> 01:37:44,692
and the three most beautiful pyramids
on the planet

1363
01:37:44,776 --> 01:37:47,111
and you still can't even tell me that
you love me.

1364
01:37:48,196 --> 01:37:49,572
Pyramids.

1365
01:37:50,782 --> 01:37:52,200
What? Why do boys always

1366
01:37:52,283 --> 01:37:54,243
- change the subject?
- Pyramids and stars.

1367
01:37:54,327 --> 01:37:55,787
- Sam?
- Come with me really quick.

1368
01:38:03,961 --> 01:38:06,047
Simmons! Leo! Wake up!

1369
01:38:09,342 --> 01:38:11,636
Listen, astronomy class, page 47.
Remember the class?

1370
01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:14,388
No. I was only in college for two days.
Remember that?

1371
01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:16,641
- Here. Get up. Up, up.
- What is he talking about?

1372
01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:23,123
Okay, you see those three stars?

1373
01:38:23,147 --> 01:38:24,907
You see
how the last one touches the horizon?

1374
01:38:25,024 --> 01:38:27,735
That's Orion's belt,
but it's also called the Three Kings.

1375
01:38:27,819 --> 01:38:29,671
And the reason for that
is the three Egyptian kings

1376
01:38:29,695 --> 01:38:32,490
who built the pyramids of Giza
built them to mirror those stars,

1377
01:38:32,573 --> 01:38:34,468
so it's like an arrow staring us
straight in the face.

1378
01:38:34,492 --> 01:38:37,954
They all point due east, towards Jordan.
The mountains of Petra.

1379
01:38:50,967 --> 01:38:52,260
We've had an engine malfunction.

1380
01:38:52,343 --> 01:38:54,303
We're gonna have to divert
to SOCCENT.

1381
01:38:54,387 --> 01:38:56,532
Flight master, let's lighten the load
and prepare for bailout.

1382
01:38:56,556 --> 01:38:59,016
Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? Bailout?

1383
01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:02,019
- All right, team, grab your chutes!
- Bailout like bailout?

1384
01:39:04,605 --> 01:39:07,066
- You familiar with the standard MC-4?
- Of course not!

1385
01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:09,444
I've never jumped out of
a perfectly good air plane before!

1386
01:39:09,527 --> 01:39:10,963
Wait a minute, is this really happening?

1387
01:39:10,987 --> 01:39:12,780
- Yeah.
- All right, here we go.

1388
01:39:13,739 --> 01:39:17,452
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You're behind this, aren't you?

1389
01:39:17,535 --> 01:39:19,221
What are you talking about?
You heard the pilot.

1390
01:39:19,245 --> 01:39:23,124
These guys don't mess around.
This is just standard procedure.

1391
01:39:23,207 --> 01:39:26,377
I'm just following orders to the letter.
Isn't that what you said?

1392
01:39:27,003 --> 01:39:30,089
You just signed a death warrant
on your career, Major.

1393
01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:36,304
What was that? What was that?

1394
01:39:36,387 --> 01:39:38,723
That's not good. Come on.

1395
01:39:39,724 --> 01:39:41,285
- Right this way!
- I can't jump out of an air plane!

1396
01:39:41,309 --> 01:39:43,352
- I have an ulcer! No, no.
- Come on. It's okay.

1397
01:39:43,728 --> 01:39:45,980
I really can't do this.
What are you doing…

1398
01:39:46,522 --> 01:39:48,566
Come here! Come here.

1399
01:39:48,649 --> 01:39:52,904
- Why aren't you wearing your chute?
- Because I have to secure the VIPs first.

1400
01:39:52,987 --> 01:39:57,200
Okay, I want you to listen very carefully
and memorize everything that I say.

1401
01:39:57,283 --> 01:40:00,244
Each chute has a GPS tracker so you
can be found by Search and Rescue.

1402
01:40:00,328 --> 01:40:02,455
Right next to that's a fabric webbing
called a bridle,

1403
01:40:02,538 --> 01:40:04,725
which holds the pin
that keeps the main container closed.

1404
01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,834
- Okay, are you listening?
- I can't hear what…

1405
01:40:06,918 --> 01:40:08,336
- Stop that!
- All right. All right.

1406
01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:10,880
All right,
when the pilot chute inflates into the air,

1407
01:40:10,963 --> 01:40:13,132
it pulls the pin and opens the main.

1408
01:40:13,216 --> 01:40:15,259
Red's your backup, blue's your primary.

1409
01:40:15,343 --> 01:40:19,514
I want you to pull the blue.
I need you to pull it really hard!

1410
01:40:19,597 --> 01:40:22,433
Not now, we're on the plane,
you dumb-ass!

1411
01:40:25,311 --> 01:40:28,314
- He say good-bye?
- No, he didn't even say good-bye.

1412
01:40:28,773 --> 01:40:30,566
General, we're loaded and ready.

1413
01:40:30,650 --> 01:40:33,527
You give us the go, and we'll be ready
to press in five minutes.

1414
01:40:33,611 --> 01:40:36,155
- Excellent.
- Sir, you need to see this now.

1415
01:40:39,116 --> 01:40:41,160
- Have we checked these coordinates?
- Egypt, sir.

1416
01:40:41,244 --> 01:40:44,038
- They're airdropping in.
- You've got to be kidding me.

1417
01:40:44,121 --> 01:40:45,498
He knows something.

1418
01:40:45,581 --> 01:40:47,959
We need to be ready to back him up
if this thing goes hot.

1419
01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:50,378
Copy that.

1420
01:40:50,461 --> 01:40:52,922
CIA just got a hit on the boy,

1421
01:40:53,464 --> 01:40:55,584
100 miles from the location
on that little note there.

1422
01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:56,717
It's getting hotter.

1423
01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:03,808
It's gotta be around here somewhere.

1424
01:41:25,037 --> 01:41:27,039
You see the size of this?

1425
01:41:27,748 --> 01:41:30,167
- You see this?
- Spectacular.

1426
01:41:31,836 --> 01:41:34,297
Amazing. Look at that.

1427
01:41:44,515 --> 01:41:46,851
- It's here somewhere, guys.
- Yeah, why?

1428
01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:48,494
'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird

1429
01:41:48,561 --> 01:41:50,122
who doesn't even know
what planet he's on?

1430
01:41:50,146 --> 01:41:54,150
In his defence, this is the biggest
doorway I've ever seen in my entire life.

1431
01:41:54,900 --> 01:41:58,446
Okay. Well, that's great.
Let me do a quick search, all right?

1432
01:41:58,529 --> 01:42:00,114
Nope. Ever cross your mind, guys,

1433
01:42:00,197 --> 01:42:01,675
that archaeologists
have been here before?

1434
01:42:01,699 --> 01:42:02,783
There's nothing here.

1435
01:42:02,867 --> 01:42:05,244
Real life is heartbreak, despair, kid.

1436
01:42:05,328 --> 01:42:07,455
Sometimes you get to
the end of the rainbow

1437
01:42:07,538 --> 01:42:09,707
and the leprechauns went
and booby-trapped it!

1438
01:42:09,790 --> 01:42:12,168
I'm listening to you?
You live with your mother!

1439
01:42:13,336 --> 01:42:15,463
- It's not over.
- It is over. It's done.

1440
01:42:15,546 --> 01:42:17,107
Why are we still listening to you,
little punk-ass?

1441
01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:19,211
I mean, what you ever done for us
except ding my rim?

1442
01:42:19,258 --> 01:42:21,218
Killed Megatron. How about that?

1443
01:42:21,302 --> 01:42:22,404
Well, he didn't get the job done,

1444
01:42:22,428 --> 01:42:24,031
you know what I mean,
'cause he's back now…

1445
01:42:24,055 --> 01:42:26,974
- Are you scared?
- Scared? Scared of your ugly face!

1446
01:42:27,058 --> 01:42:29,477
I'm ugly?
Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!

1447
01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:31,312
Bring it, then! Get off me!

1448
01:42:31,395 --> 01:42:34,482
- I'll change your face around!
- I'll get all up in that ass!

1449
01:42:34,565 --> 01:42:35,983
Bring it!

1450
01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:37,902
Guys!

1451
01:42:39,236 --> 01:42:40,881
- You like the way that feels?
- That didn't hurt.

1452
01:42:40,905 --> 01:42:42,448
You like that, don't you?

1453
01:42:42,531 --> 01:42:44,909
- Come on, Bumblebee!
- Bumblebee, listen.

1454
01:42:51,582 --> 01:42:52,583
Now, that's rude.

1455
01:43:04,553 --> 01:43:06,514
Oh, my God. The symbols.

1456
01:43:07,765 --> 01:43:09,600
Bee! Shoot it.

1457
01:43:35,459 --> 01:43:38,129
- Check this out.
- Look at it.

1458
01:43:39,380 --> 01:43:40,381
Wow!

1459
01:43:40,464 --> 01:43:42,967
These are the bodies
Jetfire was talking about.

1460
01:43:43,509 --> 01:43:45,428
The tomb of the Primes.

1461
01:43:45,886 --> 01:43:47,138
Yo!

1462
01:43:48,472 --> 01:43:49,640
Yo!

1463
01:44:03,654 --> 01:44:04,989
The Matrix.

1464
01:44:22,548 --> 01:44:23,757
No.

1465
01:44:25,009 --> 01:44:26,135
No.

1466
01:44:28,512 --> 01:44:31,056
Thousands of years, turned to dust.

1467
01:44:31,682 --> 01:44:33,642
This isn't how it's supposed to end.

1468
01:44:33,726 --> 01:44:34,894
Hear that?

1469
01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:41,817
US Air Force! C-17s!

1470
01:44:41,901 --> 01:44:44,612
- What'saC-17?
- You can't bring him back, Sam.

1471
01:44:44,695 --> 01:44:48,282
- There's nothing left.
- Look! Look around you.

1472
01:44:48,365 --> 01:44:51,011
We didn't just go through everything
we went through for no reason at all,

1473
01:44:51,035 --> 01:44:52,453
to just have it end like this.

1474
01:44:52,536 --> 01:44:54,205
There is a reason that we are here.

1475
01:44:54,288 --> 01:44:58,167
The voices and the symbols in my head
led us here for a purpose.

1476
01:45:04,048 --> 01:45:06,342
Everyone's after me
because of what I know,

1477
01:45:08,636 --> 01:45:11,847
and what I know is that
this is going to work.

1478
01:45:12,306 --> 01:45:15,351
- How do you know it's gonna work?
- Because I believe it.

1479
01:45:25,402 --> 01:45:27,738
You best let me out of this plane.

1480
01:45:39,834 --> 01:45:41,377
Dropping the big boy. Sam!

1481
01:45:48,509 --> 01:45:50,820
You think you can bring him back to life
with that pixie dust?

1482
01:45:50,844 --> 01:45:52,429
Absolutely. Let's go.

1483
01:46:02,523 --> 01:46:03,732
Go!

1484
01:46:04,567 --> 01:46:07,278
Let's move it.
Remember, they're friendlies.

1485
01:46:17,913 --> 01:46:19,456
Cover Optimus!

1486
01:46:22,418 --> 01:46:24,503
Secure the village.
Get those cases down here.

1487
01:46:24,587 --> 01:46:26,714
I need snipers and Stingers up high.

1488
01:46:26,797 --> 01:46:30,926
So, we just dropped off 10 tons of
dead robot in the middle of nowhere.

1489
01:46:31,010 --> 01:46:32,696
I hope this little kid know
what he's doing.

1490
01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:33,762
Yeah, me too.

1491
01:46:39,727 --> 01:46:42,938
Got a visual! Yellow team! Four clicks!

1492
01:46:46,233 --> 01:46:47,568
Pop flare!

1493
01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:52,581
- That's them, right there. See the flare?
- Right over there! See it?

1494
01:47:03,500 --> 01:47:04,668
Sam!

1495
01:47:17,014 --> 01:47:18,557
Oh, God. Please, God! Please.

1496
01:47:18,641 --> 01:47:20,321
Leo, stop freaking out. Stop freaking out.

1497
01:47:20,351 --> 01:47:21,769
Shut this guy up, huh?

1498
01:47:21,852 --> 01:47:24,331
- Please, just let me live, just let me live!
- Shut up and let him drive!

1499
01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:26,155
- Just stop screaming…
- All right, that's it!

1500
01:47:28,359 --> 01:47:29,818
I can't take that guy any more.

1501
01:47:43,082 --> 01:47:45,167
Hide in the dust! Use the dust!

1502
01:47:52,758 --> 01:47:54,758
We've got to split up.
Bumblebee, you're the decoy.

1503
01:47:54,802 --> 01:47:57,471
You lead the Decepticons away,
all right? I'm gonna get Optimus.

1504
01:47:57,554 --> 01:48:00,099
I'll help draw their fire
with Huey and Dewey there.

1505
01:48:00,182 --> 01:48:02,226
You get to those soldiers.

1506
01:48:03,352 --> 01:48:06,397
- I hope that dust works, kid.
- Thank you.

1507
01:48:10,192 --> 01:48:13,654
He's turning around. He's coming back.
He's coming back.

1508
01:48:14,405 --> 01:48:15,447
It's up to me.

1509
01:48:15,739 --> 01:48:18,409
One man, alone,
betrayed by the country he loves,

1510
01:48:18,492 --> 01:48:20,995
now its last hope
in their final hour of need.

1511
01:48:21,078 --> 01:48:24,748
Prepare to be driven like never before,
by the maestro.

1512
01:48:24,832 --> 01:48:27,835
- Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive.
- You'll never make it, kid.

1513
01:48:27,918 --> 01:48:30,379
- I'm coming with you.
- Bravery will only get you so far.

1514
01:48:30,462 --> 01:48:33,382
You tased me, okay? You owe me!
I'm going.

1515
01:48:33,465 --> 01:48:35,465
Okay, okay. That was a test.
You passed. All right?

1516
01:48:43,559 --> 01:48:46,979
That thing's got alien tattoos all over it.
That ain't Air Force.

1517
01:48:51,066 --> 01:48:53,235
- What the hell was that?
- Anyone copy?

1518
01:48:53,318 --> 01:48:55,362
- Anyone there? Who's up?
- Copy?

1519
01:48:55,446 --> 01:48:57,740
- Radio's down.
- It's dead. Comms are down.

1520
01:48:57,823 --> 01:48:59,158
EMP burst.

1521
01:48:59,533 --> 01:49:02,411
I see how this day is going
in this godforsaken desert.

1522
01:49:04,163 --> 01:49:05,205
Yes, sir?

1523
01:49:05,289 --> 01:49:08,125
- Major Lennox told me to pull the cord.
- I know, sir.

1524
01:49:08,208 --> 01:49:11,045
Well, what country am I in right now?

1525
01:49:11,128 --> 01:49:12,379
United States.

1526
01:49:12,463 --> 01:49:16,383
No, not the United States.
I'm from the United States.

1527
01:49:16,467 --> 01:49:19,136
I'm in the middle of nowhere
surrounded by donkeys.

1528
01:49:19,219 --> 01:49:24,057
Well, that was our good friend,
Galloway. He's less than pleased.

1529
01:49:24,141 --> 01:49:26,810
How is it that we can't reach our men,

1530
01:49:26,894 --> 01:49:32,274
but he can reach me
from some random Egyptian desert?

1531
01:49:36,278 --> 01:49:37,529
Nothing.

1532
01:49:38,113 --> 01:49:40,991
Right, go burn an SOS. Let the eye in
the sky know we need some help.

1533
01:49:41,074 --> 01:49:43,077
- Yes, sir.
- Okay, boys, old school time!

1534
01:49:43,619 --> 01:49:45,996
Pop some more flares
so the kid can find us.

1535
01:49:51,585 --> 01:49:55,047
Look. There it is.
We got a couple of miles.

1536
01:49:55,714 --> 01:50:00,552
Lennox's team has the latest
in quantum crypto gear.

1537
01:50:00,636 --> 01:50:06,016
Can somebody tell me why we can't
establish simple radio contact?

1538
01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:08,769
We're hailing them on every frequency
and mode in the book, sir.

1539
01:50:08,852 --> 01:50:11,289
Our satellites in the area have
gone blind. We're working it, sir.

1540
01:50:11,313 --> 01:50:14,942
Damn it. Something's not right.
It doesn't add up.

1541
01:50:15,025 --> 01:50:18,445
Contact the Jordanians, see
what air assets they've got in the area,

1542
01:50:18,529 --> 01:50:20,906
and get Egypt's General Salam.

1543
01:50:20,989 --> 01:50:24,868
Ask him to clear some USV overflights
in Egyptian airspace.

1544
01:50:24,952 --> 01:50:28,038
We need an assist
in confirming visuals now.

1545
01:50:28,288 --> 01:50:29,873
Scramble Predators now.

1546
01:50:30,040 --> 01:50:31,458
V-1, rotate.

1547
01:50:43,512 --> 01:50:45,347
We still have a mile that way.

1548
01:50:51,019 --> 01:50:52,396
Come on.

1549
01:50:55,482 --> 01:50:57,067
This way. This way.

1550
01:51:01,697 --> 01:51:05,033
- One man, alone…
- Stop saying that!

1551
01:51:05,117 --> 01:51:06,427
… betrayed by the country he loves!

1552
01:51:06,451 --> 01:51:08,662
Oh, my goodness.
I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone.

1553
01:51:09,329 --> 01:51:11,832
Just relax. You're with the maestro.

1554
01:51:20,507 --> 01:51:22,551
I don't think he's still following us.

1555
01:51:23,552 --> 01:51:25,220
That's what you think.

1556
01:51:42,070 --> 01:51:45,824
Master, sorry to be the bearer
of bad news,

1557
01:51:45,908 --> 01:51:48,952
but the soldiers brought
the body of Prime.

1558
01:51:49,036 --> 01:51:51,246
The boy must have the Matrix.

1559
01:51:51,663 --> 01:51:54,291
We cannot let him reach Optimus.

1560
01:51:54,958 --> 01:51:58,629
Decepticons, begin our assault!

1561
01:51:59,338 --> 01:52:00,964
We've got incoming!

1562
01:52:17,105 --> 01:52:20,025
We got a whole lot of fight
coming our way.

1563
01:52:20,108 --> 01:52:22,110
- How many?
- About 13 of them.

1564
01:52:22,194 --> 01:52:24,863
This ain't good. This ain't good.

1565
01:52:33,080 --> 01:52:35,290
We're about to get our asses whupped.

1566
01:52:36,416 --> 01:52:38,210
Bravo-Charlie, kneel!

1567
01:52:38,293 --> 01:52:41,171
All right, those Decepticons
are searching for Sam.

1568
01:52:42,547 --> 01:52:45,467
Whatever he has, he thinks
it'll bring Optimus back to life,

1569
01:52:45,550 --> 01:52:48,428
so our mission is to find him
and get him to Optimus.

1570
01:52:48,512 --> 01:52:51,366
All right, we're gonna draw fire
from the left flank. I need a scout team.

1571
01:52:51,390 --> 01:52:52,432
I'm leading.

1572
01:52:52,516 --> 01:52:54,935
Go up through the middle
with Arcee and Ironhide!

1573
01:52:55,018 --> 01:52:56,621
All right, when you see
the precious cargo,

1574
01:52:56,645 --> 01:52:59,398
I want you to pop green smoke and
come back through those pillars.

1575
01:52:59,481 --> 01:53:02,693
We'll have the ambush set. All right.
Let's go. Move out!

1576
01:53:14,788 --> 01:53:17,082
You ever see that film
Gunfight at the O. K. Corral?

1577
01:53:18,542 --> 01:53:21,753
- With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas?
- No, why?

1578
01:53:25,007 --> 01:53:27,843
- Looks like we're right in the middle of it.
- Is that good?

1579
01:53:30,053 --> 01:53:31,596
A lot of people died.

1580
01:53:50,574 --> 01:53:51,742
Hide!

1581
01:53:53,160 --> 01:53:55,245
- Vamonos, amigos!
- Oh, my God!

1582
01:53:59,666 --> 01:54:01,168
- Hit the deck!
- Oh, my God!

1583
01:54:17,184 --> 01:54:18,268
Sam, Sam.

1584
01:54:19,352 --> 01:54:21,396
I don't think they saw us.

1585
01:54:21,938 --> 01:54:23,774
Get down. Get down. Get down.

1586
01:54:24,149 --> 01:54:25,734
Okay. Listen.

1587
01:54:27,611 --> 01:54:30,947
Once it's clear, we run for Optimus
as fast as we can, okay?

1588
01:54:32,282 --> 01:54:33,784
What if it doesn't work?

1589
01:54:34,618 --> 01:54:36,203
It's gonna work.

1590
01:54:36,286 --> 01:54:39,289
- What if it doesn't?
- It's gonna work. It'll work.

1591
01:56:15,719 --> 01:56:17,179
Up, up, up!

1592
01:56:27,147 --> 01:56:28,815
Get ready to jump!

1593
01:56:47,667 --> 01:56:50,337
We got a half-mile. I don't think
the soldiers know we're here.

1594
01:56:53,048 --> 01:56:54,382
Fall back!

1595
01:56:54,466 --> 01:56:57,928
- Ironhide, up the middle!
- Ironhide, move it!

1596
01:56:58,011 --> 01:57:00,013
Let's go! Go, go!

1597
01:57:07,187 --> 01:57:08,563
Devastator!

1598
01:57:12,025 --> 01:57:14,086
We're trapped! There's nowhere to go.
We're gonna die.

1599
01:57:14,110 --> 01:57:16,738
If we're going out, we're going out
like men, understand?

1600
01:57:48,895 --> 01:57:50,730
Look at this mother…

1601
01:57:50,814 --> 01:57:52,482
Mean robots suck!

1602
01:58:04,452 --> 01:58:07,038
Hang on! Hang on, okay?

1603
01:58:11,668 --> 01:58:13,461
- Simmons!
- Don't let go!

1604
01:58:13,545 --> 01:58:16,006
Hang in there, I got you! Just hang in.

1605
01:58:20,135 --> 01:58:21,636
I don't want to die!

1606
01:58:23,305 --> 01:58:25,181
Kung fu grip, boy. Kung fu grip!

1607
01:58:25,265 --> 01:58:26,516
You ain't getting me!

1608
01:58:31,563 --> 01:58:33,857
He dead. He got so ate.

1609
01:58:34,190 --> 01:58:37,110
- Who's your daddy now, huh?
- He got all ate up.

1610
01:58:37,193 --> 01:58:39,321
The only safe place is right under it.

1611
01:58:39,404 --> 01:58:43,074
- Run at it. Run for its feet! Move it!
- Yeah.

1612
01:58:49,956 --> 01:58:53,293
You should've never eaten me!
I'm gonna bust your face up!

1613
01:58:58,298 --> 01:58:59,466
Oh, my God!

1614
01:59:02,218 --> 01:59:04,721
Nobody mess with me! In your face!

1615
01:59:05,639 --> 01:59:07,307
Keep fighting, Mudflap!

1616
01:59:07,390 --> 01:59:08,475
Oh, my God!

1617
01:59:16,232 --> 01:59:18,193
Nobody messes with the twins.

1618
01:59:22,072 --> 01:59:24,240
I got you… My bad!

1619
01:59:26,993 --> 01:59:29,079
Man! You shot me in the face!

1620
01:59:29,496 --> 01:59:31,790
- Stay under it!
- Yeah, stay under it!

1621
01:59:35,752 --> 01:59:37,087
Come on.

1622
01:59:53,269 --> 01:59:54,479
Judy!

1623
01:59:59,567 --> 02:00:01,653
- Sam! Sam!
- What?

1624
02:00:02,654 --> 02:00:04,614
Sam! Sam!

1625
02:00:09,077 --> 02:00:10,328
Sam!

1626
02:00:10,412 --> 02:00:11,746
- Sam!
- Dad!

1627
02:00:19,462 --> 02:00:20,880
Wait, wait!

1628
02:00:22,132 --> 02:00:25,635
Please listen to me!
I want you to run! Run!

1629
02:00:25,718 --> 02:00:28,430
Dad, just stop!
They don't want you, they want me!

1630
02:00:28,513 --> 02:00:29,973
- Oh, God!
- Wait!

1631
02:00:30,056 --> 02:00:31,933
Sam Witwicky.

1632
02:00:32,016 --> 02:00:36,312
Don't hurt them. This is what you want.
You don't want them.

1633
02:00:36,396 --> 02:00:38,064
- Go! Go!
- Please, stop!

1634
02:00:38,148 --> 02:00:39,375
- Stop!
- Listen to your father!

1635
02:00:39,399 --> 02:00:41,192
Just get out of here!

1636
02:00:41,526 --> 02:00:43,903
Just don't hurt them.
I know what you want.

1637
02:00:43,987 --> 02:00:45,488
Just go! Just go!

1638
02:00:45,572 --> 02:00:49,367
And I know that you need me
because I know about the Matrix.

1639
02:00:49,993 --> 02:00:51,536
- Don't do it, Sam…
- Please, Dad.

1640
02:00:51,619 --> 02:00:55,582
- They're going to kill us all anyway!
- Here's what you want, right here.

1641
02:00:55,957 --> 02:00:57,375
Bumblebee!

1642
02:01:10,597 --> 02:01:12,223
Kill him, Bee. Kill him.

1643
02:01:50,178 --> 02:01:52,722
- Stay tight, Ma.
- Come on. Get in here.

1644
02:02:06,653 --> 02:02:08,404
- Bee?
- Yeah.

1645
02:02:11,950 --> 02:02:13,034
- Hey!
- I don't know

1646
02:02:13,117 --> 02:02:15,078
what's going on, but we've got to move!

1647
02:02:19,249 --> 02:02:21,084
There's got to be a way out of here!

1648
02:02:22,418 --> 02:02:24,504
Judy, get back, get back, get back.

1649
02:02:25,713 --> 02:02:28,716
Against the wall! Against the wall!
Against the wall. Against the wall.

1650
02:02:30,093 --> 02:02:32,095
Bee! Bumblebee!

1651
02:02:32,929 --> 02:02:34,931
You get them somewhere safe,
all right?

1652
02:02:37,267 --> 02:02:38,494
You've got to get in the car
and get to safety.

1653
02:02:38,518 --> 02:02:40,353
No, this isn't up for discussion!

1654
02:02:40,436 --> 02:02:42,355
- You're my son! You're my son!
- I know.

1655
02:02:42,438 --> 02:02:43,690
- Dad…
- We all go together!

1656
02:02:43,773 --> 02:02:45,125
- Listen…
- We're all going together!

1657
02:02:45,149 --> 02:02:48,444
Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.
He's gonna get you to safety.

1658
02:02:48,528 --> 02:02:50,839
You know, you run.
You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.

1659
02:02:50,863 --> 02:02:53,449
You hear what I'm saying, okay?
I'll find you when you're safe.

1660
02:02:53,533 --> 02:02:55,034
- No.
- You've got to let me go, Dad.

1661
02:02:55,118 --> 02:02:58,454
- You have to let me go. You have to.
- Ron.

1662
02:03:01,124 --> 02:03:03,585
Ron. Ron, let him go.

1663
02:03:05,628 --> 02:03:07,964
You come back! Come on.

1664
02:03:08,089 --> 02:03:09,841
Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!

1665
02:03:09,924 --> 02:03:12,468
- Go with my parents.
- I'm not gonna go without you.

1666
02:03:23,771 --> 02:03:25,315
Move to cover!

1667
02:03:29,569 --> 02:03:31,321
We got Jordanians!

1668
02:03:31,404 --> 02:03:32,864
We got help!

1669
02:03:38,995 --> 02:03:40,246
Down!

1670
02:03:56,804 --> 02:03:58,431
You okay, soldier?

1671
02:03:58,514 --> 02:04:01,684
We're gonna help you, soldier. Let's
get these wounded clear of the bird.

1672
02:04:01,768 --> 02:04:03,686
Stay still. Stay still. Don't move.

1673
02:04:03,770 --> 02:04:06,064
You all right, young man?
You have a radio?

1674
02:04:07,523 --> 02:04:11,986
Hey, kid, it's been nice knowing you.
Remember what I did for my country.

1675
02:04:13,488 --> 02:04:15,156
This is my moment.

1676
02:04:15,907 --> 02:04:16,991
You're crazy!

1677
02:04:19,077 --> 02:04:20,953
ETA to station, two minutes.

1678
02:04:21,037 --> 02:04:22,914
- Put it on the main screen.
- Sir. Yes, sir.

1679
02:04:22,997 --> 02:04:24,374
Predator 01.

1680
02:04:34,884 --> 02:04:36,094
Shit, it's a trick.

1681
02:04:36,177 --> 02:04:38,596
Commence Operation Firestorm.
Send everyone.

1682
02:04:38,680 --> 02:04:41,265
- Get those Marines on the ground.
- Roll in strike packages…

1683
02:04:41,599 --> 02:04:43,226
Task Force Ripper, execute Lightning.

1684
02:05:03,746 --> 02:05:06,290
- Spotted Sam!
- Sam!

1685
02:05:06,749 --> 02:05:08,042
Ironhide!

1686
02:05:08,918 --> 02:05:11,087
Follow us to the pillars.
We'll take you to Optimus.

1687
02:05:13,923 --> 02:05:16,592
Get out, Sam! Get to the pillars!

1688
02:05:17,844 --> 02:05:18,928
Let's go.

1689
02:05:22,640 --> 02:05:26,144
Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's built
right over the machine.

1690
02:05:26,227 --> 02:05:30,606
If they turn that machine on,
no more sun.

1691
02:05:33,067 --> 02:05:34,444
Not on my watch.

1692
02:05:34,861 --> 02:05:37,488
Not on my watch.

1693
02:05:48,458 --> 02:05:50,001
USS Stennis. Identify.

1694
02:05:50,084 --> 02:05:52,503
Where the hell are you?
Watching the Weather Channel?

1695
02:05:52,587 --> 02:05:54,464
Sports Center?
I Dream of Jeannie or something?

1696
02:05:54,547 --> 02:05:58,551
We got 300 satellites up there.
Where the hell are all our men?

1697
02:05:58,634 --> 02:06:00,136
Identify yourself.

1698
02:06:00,636 --> 02:06:01,888
What is your name, sailor?

1699
02:06:02,472 --> 02:06:07,435
Wilder, Captain of the
USS John C. Stennis aircraft carrier.

1700
02:06:08,770 --> 02:06:10,396
Okay, Captain Wilder.

1701
02:06:10,480 --> 02:06:12,815
This is Agent Seymour Simmons
of Sector Seven.

1702
02:06:12,899 --> 02:06:15,276
There is the mother
of all non-biologicals

1703
02:06:15,359 --> 02:06:17,153
getting ready to blow up our sun.

1704
02:06:17,236 --> 02:06:19,131
Do you want to have a throwdown
about my lack of clearance

1705
02:06:19,155 --> 02:06:21,157
or do you want to help save
a gazillion lives?

1706
02:06:22,158 --> 02:06:24,494
All right, Agent Simmons. I'm listening.

1707
02:06:31,667 --> 02:06:34,378
Five clicks west of the Gulf,

1708
02:06:34,462 --> 02:06:37,423
we got ourselves an alien
remodelling a pyramid.

1709
02:06:37,507 --> 02:06:40,551
Our one hope is a prototype weapon
called a rail gun,

1710
02:06:40,635 --> 02:06:43,679
- shoots a steel projectile at Mach 7.
- That's classified.

1711
02:06:43,763 --> 02:06:47,350
Don't talk to me about classified,
all right?

1712
02:06:47,433 --> 02:06:50,102
Now, if you've got a battleship
in the Gulf, which I know you do,

1713
02:06:50,186 --> 02:06:52,730
you tell them to ready that weapon!

1714
02:06:54,106 --> 02:06:56,317
Contact destroyer USS KIDD.

1715
02:06:57,193 --> 02:06:58,861
Alpha Team, flank left!

1716
02:06:58,945 --> 02:07:00,696
This way! Move it!

1717
02:07:02,657 --> 02:07:04,968
- Where do you need us, sir?
- Protect those in the line of fire.

1718
02:07:04,992 --> 02:07:06,619
Let's go! Go!

1719
02:07:10,540 --> 02:07:13,042
Give me your Comms. Come on. Epps!

1720
02:07:17,421 --> 02:07:19,799
Right now, we need air support, ASAP!

1721
02:07:19,882 --> 02:07:22,468
Have troops in contact 20 miles
Northwest. Radar contact.

1722
02:07:22,552 --> 02:07:23,678
Proceed to 88 Alpha Sierra…

1723
02:07:27,765 --> 02:07:29,350
B-1, snap 090.

1724
02:07:29,433 --> 02:07:31,853
You are approved to drop your
2, 000-pound JDAMs.

1725
02:07:39,068 --> 02:07:40,462
- What you got?
- I couldn't get to them, sir.

1726
02:07:40,486 --> 02:07:42,589
They're 600 meters away
and they're heading right for the pillars.

1727
02:07:42,613 --> 02:07:45,491
All right. Precious cargo's coming!

1728
02:07:45,825 --> 02:07:46,826
Move!

1729
02:07:57,670 --> 02:07:59,213
Curse you!

1730
02:08:13,185 --> 02:08:15,271
Sam! Spotted Sam!

1731
02:08:47,553 --> 02:08:49,305
- Come on!
- 2-2 covering fire.

1732
02:08:49,388 --> 02:08:50,806
Two civilians, 12 o'clock!

1733
02:08:59,357 --> 02:09:00,942
Cover for us!

1734
02:09:07,323 --> 02:09:10,117
Hold the air strike!
We're rescuing civilians!

1735
02:09:22,421 --> 02:09:24,006
Keep firing!

1736
02:09:30,012 --> 02:09:31,681
Come on! Mikaela!

1737
02:09:32,098 --> 02:09:34,433
Come on! Get in here!

1738
02:09:35,351 --> 02:09:36,811
Look who showed up.

1739
02:09:36,894 --> 02:09:38,896
You better have a good reason for us
to be here.

1740
02:09:38,980 --> 02:09:40,690
- Where's Optimus?
- He's right over there,

1741
02:09:40,773 --> 02:09:42,191
across the courtyard.

1742
02:09:42,900 --> 02:09:45,295
- I got to get to him right now.
- Not with an air strike coming.

1743
02:09:45,319 --> 02:09:47,530
I have to get to him right now.

1744
02:09:49,073 --> 02:09:50,408
Go. Back, back, back, back.

1745
02:09:50,491 --> 02:09:52,201
- Go.
- Listen up…

1746
02:09:55,663 --> 02:09:56,872
Okay.

1747
02:10:00,501 --> 02:10:01,877
Incoming!

1748
02:10:02,878 --> 02:10:05,089
Stick the landing.

1749
02:10:06,007 --> 02:10:08,884
Behold the glory of Jetfire!

1750
02:10:10,177 --> 02:10:13,723
Now let me show you how we brought
the pain in my day!

1751
02:10:33,784 --> 02:10:35,077
I'm too old for this crap.

1752
02:10:35,244 --> 02:10:37,913
Keep going, man, 15 rounds of fighting.

1753
02:10:58,059 --> 02:11:01,562
I am directly below
the enemy's scrotum.

1754
02:11:02,313 --> 02:11:05,608
25.7 meters above sea level,
29.32 north.

1755
02:11:05,691 --> 02:11:07,902
- Kill track, 5205…
- Target acquired.

1756
02:11:07,985 --> 02:11:10,571
- Killing track.
- Two, one…

1757
02:11:10,654 --> 02:11:11,947
Fire!

1758
02:11:26,128 --> 02:11:27,797
Yeah! Yeah!

1759
02:11:28,172 --> 02:11:31,842
B-1's time on target, 30 seconds.
2, 000-pound JDAMs inbound.

1760
02:11:31,926 --> 02:11:34,112
We're gonna make a break through
the B's on my command, okay?

1761
02:11:34,136 --> 02:11:37,056
You guys stick with me, you
understand? You stay on my ass.

1762
02:11:37,264 --> 02:11:40,518
- 1-1 tally orange smoke.
- I hope these F-16s got good aim.

1763
02:11:40,601 --> 02:11:44,146
- Yeah? Why is that?
- I told them to hit the orange smoke.

1764
02:11:45,731 --> 02:11:47,191
You mean that orange smoke?

1765
02:11:47,274 --> 02:11:48,859
It wasn't my best toss, okay?

1766
02:11:48,943 --> 02:11:51,695
- Viper, thunder.
- Run!

1767
02:12:00,704 --> 02:12:01,997
Incoming!

1768
02:12:05,084 --> 02:12:06,335
Come on!

1769
02:12:26,605 --> 02:12:27,773
Sam!

1770
02:12:35,614 --> 02:12:36,866
Run!

1771
02:12:39,785 --> 02:12:40,870
Die!

1772
02:12:47,918 --> 02:12:49,170
Sam!

1773
02:13:05,394 --> 02:13:06,896
Hold your fire!

1774
02:13:09,315 --> 02:13:10,483
Sam!

1775
02:13:12,109 --> 02:13:14,361
Stay back! Mikaela, stay back!

1776
02:13:16,405 --> 02:13:18,449
Fucking do something!

1777
02:13:53,859 --> 02:14:00,115
- Sam! Sam!
- Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam!

1778
02:14:01,909 --> 02:14:03,702
- Let me go!
- Come on, you got to move.

1779
02:14:03,786 --> 02:14:06,539
- You got to move, come on.
- We got no pulse.

1780
02:14:06,622 --> 02:14:07,748
Starting CPR.

1781
02:14:07,831 --> 02:14:11,043
- I have to see my kid! I got a son…
- Sammy!

1782
02:14:11,794 --> 02:14:12,920
Sam!

1783
02:14:15,256 --> 02:14:16,799
- Clear.
- Ready to shock.

1784
02:14:16,882 --> 02:14:19,635
- Clear!
- Ready to shock. One, two, three.

1785
02:14:22,596 --> 02:14:24,014
Do it again!

1786
02:14:29,520 --> 02:14:30,854
No!

1787
02:14:32,898 --> 02:14:37,987
Okay, listen to my voice.
I love you and I need you.

1788
02:14:39,238 --> 02:14:42,783
Please. Please, come back to me.
Sam, please!

1789
02:14:42,866 --> 02:14:44,451
I love you.

1790
02:14:53,836 --> 02:14:58,173
Where am I? Where am I?
Am I dead? Am I dead?

1791
02:14:58,674 --> 02:15:02,970
We have been watching you
a long, long time.

1792
02:15:05,347 --> 02:15:09,351
You have fought for Optimus,
our last descendant,

1793
02:15:09,435 --> 02:15:14,523
with courage and with sacrifice,
the virtues of a leader,

1794
02:15:15,441 --> 02:15:18,027
a leader worthy of our secret.

1795
02:15:18,569 --> 02:15:23,198
The Matrix of Leadership is not found,
it is earned.

1796
02:15:24,450 --> 02:15:26,660
Return now to Optimus.

1797
02:15:27,369 --> 02:15:29,705
Merge the Matrix with his spark.

1798
02:15:30,247 --> 02:15:34,835
It is, and always has been, your destiny.

1799
02:15:39,757 --> 02:15:40,883
Sam!

1800
02:15:47,389 --> 02:15:49,808
I love you. I love you.

1801
02:16:27,262 --> 02:16:30,599
Boy, you returned for me.

1802
02:16:31,934 --> 02:16:33,894
A living Prime.

1803
02:16:35,479 --> 02:16:37,690
I don't believe it!

1804
02:16:47,741 --> 02:16:50,160
My Matrix!

1805
02:16:55,499 --> 02:16:57,418
Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!

1806
02:16:58,293 --> 02:16:59,837
Get up, Prime!

1807
02:17:01,755 --> 02:17:03,132
Oh, no.

1808
02:17:03,465 --> 02:17:07,469
He's turning on the machine!
You got to stop him! Get up!

1809
02:17:07,970 --> 02:17:09,304
Optimus!

1810
02:17:11,515 --> 02:17:13,892
Fallen, my master.

1811
02:17:13,976 --> 02:17:18,439
My brothers could not stop me from this.

1812
02:17:19,314 --> 02:17:23,694
Yes, now I claim your sun.

1813
02:17:25,988 --> 02:17:29,116
- Move!
- Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage!

1814
02:17:29,199 --> 02:17:30,743
Engage! Engage!

1815
02:17:36,206 --> 02:17:39,168
In moments, we'll be at firing strength.

1816
02:17:54,767 --> 02:17:59,313
All my Decepticon life, I never did
a thing worth doing until now.

1817
02:17:59,855 --> 02:18:02,775
Optimus, take my parts

1818
02:18:02,858 --> 02:18:06,028
and you will have a power
you've never known.

1819
02:18:06,987 --> 02:18:09,031
Fulfill your destiny.

1820
02:18:15,329 --> 02:18:17,164
Jolt! Electrify!

1821
02:18:17,623 --> 02:18:19,541
Transplant those afterburners.

1822
02:18:37,893 --> 02:18:39,520
Let's roll.

1823
02:18:41,980 --> 02:18:44,066
Fire mission on the pyramids.

1824
02:18:55,911 --> 02:18:59,373
This planet will be dark forever.

1825
02:19:21,603 --> 02:19:24,022
Die, like your brothers!

1826
02:19:24,648 --> 02:19:26,900
They were your brothers, too.

1827
02:19:55,762 --> 02:19:57,639
Starscream!

1828
02:20:10,652 --> 02:20:12,821
You picked the wrong planet.

1829
02:20:15,782 --> 02:20:17,659
Give me your face.

1830
02:20:26,168 --> 02:20:27,836
I rise.

1831
02:20:28,378 --> 02:20:30,005
You fall.

1832
02:20:32,799 --> 02:20:35,218
No, no.

1833
02:20:37,304 --> 02:20:39,723
Not to call you a coward, Master,

1834
02:20:39,806 --> 02:20:45,479
but sometimes cowards do survive.

1835
02:20:46,063 --> 02:20:48,023
This isn't over.

1836
02:21:15,717 --> 02:21:18,595
It took all this for you to tell me that
you love me.

1837
02:21:20,222 --> 02:21:21,765
You said it first.

1838
02:22:12,941 --> 02:22:15,569
Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.

1839
02:22:16,862 --> 02:22:18,155
Welcome.

1840
02:22:18,947 --> 02:22:20,657
Thank you for believing in me.

1841
02:22:25,495 --> 02:22:30,042
Our races united by a history
long forgotten

1842
02:22:30,125 --> 02:22:33,545
and a future we shall face together.

1843
02:22:34,087 --> 02:22:36,506
I am Optimus Prime,

1844
02:22:36,590 --> 02:22:41,595
and I send this message so that our
pasts will always be remembered,

1845
02:22:41,678 --> 02:22:45,599
for in those memories, we live on.

1846
02:23:08,413 --> 02:23:11,291
So glad you could join us,
Professor Einstein.

1847
02:23:11,792 --> 02:23:13,710
Yeah, I was kind of busy.

1848
02:23:16,379 --> 02:23:17,589
Okay.